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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

They're straight up selling Expanded Universe novels at the Lucas Museum gift shop? Shots fired.

A shelf of various Expanded Universe Star Wars novels

Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Proud to share that my time loop comedy ZOETROPE is one of seven Finalists for the 2026 @cinestory.bsky.social Feature Fellowship.

Title page for the screenplay ZOETROPE by Nick Hurwitch, featuring a woman running in a circle like a, uh, zoetrope.

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

"Have you noticed that a lot of our applicants recently have been--" "Nazis, yeah." "...Yeah."

A building with a banner that reads "ICE - Institute of Culinary Education"

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

we are going through it on the Pistons blog

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Watched ARCO with the family last night. Loved it so much.

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

All of my recent inner contemplation about my pursuit of a career in Hollywood basically boils down to this old reddit post

When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Jessie Buckley sporting the Aerith Gainsborough cosplay

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Warner Bros. shouldn't be sold at all.

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

If this skill were useful in some way I'd probably be more successful.

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Quotation marks doing a lot of work here

Sign on a door that reads
Bob Cutler Automotive
M-F 8am-5pm
"Entrance in Rear"

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Parents considering their kids' screen time restrictions on Day 10 of a 16-Day Winter Break

Anton Chigur: If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Every event this guy shows up to seems like it was put on by the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

A spraytanned sack of shit holding a microphone

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

walked by this and saw Goldilocks winding up for a windmill dunk

Three basketball hoops of gradually bigger sizes

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

"The diarrhea jet has struck The Freedom Tower."

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

This one's going out into the world. You're gonna do great, kid.

A circle of women running around the title ZOETROPE. Written by Nick Hurwitch

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

I would have gone with The Grammys myself

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

When I realize I'm safe and sound now, back in 2025.

Before a crowd, a man with a sword stands over a man in armor on his back.

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

How about a #FirstPageFriday palate cleanser? Here's the first page of my Stunt List feature, DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME). You can read the full script here: www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...

the first page of DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME) written by Nick Hurwitch

DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME) written by Nick Hurwitch movie poster featuring John Hughes in the pose of the iconic Ferris Bueller's Day Off poster.

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Don't you forget to download my feature screenplay and love letter to John Hughes, DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME). Part of The Stunt List 4! You don't even have to like it. Or read it. Just lie, I won't know. www.officialstuntlist.com/stunt-list-s...

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Forgot that I made this a couple of years ago. I have now joined the ranks of the Cool Kids. cc: @ashlazer.bsky.social

Mindy Kaling's book cover altered to read "IS EVERYONE ON THE STUNT LIST WITHOUT ME? (AND OTHER CONCERNS)"

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

And of course put some eyeballs on the rest of The Stunt List 4: www.officialstuntlist.com/stuntlist-2025

A chimpanzee in a black suit riding a pencil stub through the sky.

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Proud to announce that my script DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME) is featured on this year's Stunt List! Thanks to @ashlazer.bsky.social, Eric, and the rest of the Stunt List team for including it.

Writer/Director John Hughes, a man with a mullet and tortoiseshell glasses, looks directly at you, hands behind his head, with this text:

John Hughes
DON'T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME)
written by Nick Hurwitch

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Will it ever happen for me? I'm less sure than ever. But I did just send a new script to my manager.

My body is a machine that turns childhood influences into unsold screenplays

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

this came to me in a pre-caffeinated vision but I concede that it may only be for me personally

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

This guy clearly wasn't a screenwriter.

"Not everything has to mean something. Some things just are." —Charles De Lint

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

They're moving that scar so far to the right it's like they're tracking JK Rowling's political alignment

Left: Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter in the original movie
Right: The new kid as Harry Potter for the new HBO reboot

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

The absolute gall of this piece of shit.

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Always love to see other ALIEN VS. PREDATOR fans in the wild.

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

If you inherited a movie theatre, what's your first double feature?

Lost in Translation movie poster featuring Bill Murray

her movie poster featuring Joaquin Phoenix

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Fans who have never seen a movie before:

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Nick Hurwitch @hewizard.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

lol this pathetic charade continues A cap of 2500 submissions? Public submissions cut by more than 50%?? 25 recommended screenplays???? what in the fuck