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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲

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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
—currently nibbling open a kitkat to lick the meat—
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
And you would sulk for hours
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
He will survive, but he’ll be dramatic about it
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Darling I’ve seen you eat the grass before like your life depended on it
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yup, seen Aurey do that one more than once.
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
—having a pint and a cigarette and enjoying the last moments of his Sunday—
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
—dramatic cat groan—
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
-sick jaguar sounds-
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Then don’t go lying and saying you will force me —takes a sip—
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You fucking wouldn’t -
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Aurelius-
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
—makes a face, voice broken as can be, raspy— I’m fine.
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
—his fucking throat hurts and he can’t talk—
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
—he is letting himself inside @iuxtagen.bsky.social office, leaving a plate with dinner on his desk before laying down on the nearby couch— Eat up, Princess
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
That’s his long lost daughter or some shit
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Not the Aurelius level daily crashout
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
—just chilling walking around—
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Jaguar Yawning Widely
ALT: Jaguar Yawning Widely
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
You try and find him from the sky, Aurey and I take land —he’s already morphing—
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
… — the man might as well be picking up his soul from the floor— Shit. Cass.
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Another one you mean. Go on
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@iuxtagen.bsky.social —he’s walking in, carrying a flask— Listen, I know you are not in an amazing headspace, but you have to stop leaving your shit around or I’ll start thinking your grandpa’s dementia is catching up. Cologne in the corridor, really?
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Oi! Dont say that about Aurey!
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just give it a wash
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Now now rickie, be nice
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Aaaand, there we go
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It’s been quite sometime since I last saw rickon crash out, it was about time
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I will rub myself against you like a cat till the stench soaks into your fucking bones
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I did tell you to be careful, but the princess didn’t listen to me
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
… Isn’t that McGonagall’s ancient vase? You know, the one she gave to Rickon and formerly belonged to Rowena Ravenclaw?
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It looks like that one time when you had one too many fried frog legs
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It ain’t looking too well huh
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Into a bowl, a fishbowl, the sorting hat. Anything but him.
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Don’t. Vomit on the bathroom like a normal person
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
RIP
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
—he needs a nap—
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
And what does it mean, smart ass?
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I am not —grins at him, satisfied and, quite honestly, happy—
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Thank Merlin- he speaks, giving him a small smile- welcome back, Aurelius Dumbledore
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
There we go- he mumbles, more to himself than to Aurelius. Tapping into his former self through the shield he's put up can be quite tricky, like making an old machine roar to life, but Harlow being Harlow, he will always find a crack to sneak into
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𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑. 𝓔𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙎. @protectteachings.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
“nobody said you have to do it alone.” said while sipping his coffee.
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We have survived one, and that will have to do.- he speaks, tilting his head- you think I like this job? You think my vocation and passion is teaching charms? I would love to be anywhere else, but I also know that if given the chance, I would not leave all this kids alone to face a war. I am many +
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So what are you going to do? Leave the kids to lose a war and run to a lost corner of the world?- he speaks, standing next to his desk- stop complaining and do something, other than cower behind a million excuses.
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Aurelius, let me be clear with you. You are the only chance these kids have. If breaking the rules weights more in your conscience than such a reality, I’m not saying I’d know the man I knew is dead, but sure as hell I’d know he’s running again
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I am the calm and logic here.
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Are you conveniently leaving out the fact that you saved her life and uncovered a death eater meeting spot or are you just genuinely forgetting that part?— he speaks, tilting his head— what do you think is going to happen to the kids if you step out? Last time, they sent Umbridge.
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Kids, look away, the headmaster is about to have his morning crashout
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𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑. 𝓔𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙎. @protectteachings.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
“step down. ha. yeah. okay.” mid chew of his breakfast. goes back to reading the paper.
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Aurelius you are not stepping down
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Which you of course aren’t, so I’ll ask again, what’s the next step?
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𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇. 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑾𝑰𝑪𝑲 @hethecharmer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Okay, alright. So, next step?
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