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♤ LANCER‼

@hes-a-spade.bsky.social
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ㅤ ㅤㅤ* Not to call a spade a spade, but he's a spade.ㅤ RP Account || Written by #ScavverScribble

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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hoho! Me and the RoomeMakers have been hard at work getting Noelle's new room ready...!!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The secret Darkner Karate Technique of "having children"... not all Darkners can master it! Hoho, you'd have to seek the wisdom of some sort of Powerful Non-Lesser Dad in order to learn it!! After you've have enough BirthdayParties, of course.
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I name every single one of my wonderful spade bullets the moment I create them.
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Remember when I got the Magic Axe
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And they'll NEVER suspect it was me...
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CONFESSIONS OF A SMALL TOWN 🌳 @smalltownconfess.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
( Hohoho!! I sneaked into the LIGHT WORLD that you LOVELY CLOWNS live in and left a sign in this box!!! ) ( Signed, LANCER )
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Congratulations!!!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ho ho! You should have been the DARK Lancer Fan Club instead!!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'll allow it!!
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ralsei. @princess--ribbon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
// i'm pregnant and it's lancer
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Kris. @pressztointeract.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
{{ it's lancer?
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Enable my VOICE CLIPS if you dare...!!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You take the Blue LancerCookie, you wake up in the Cafe, and you believe the Dark World is a mere dream... and you go on with your little lightly life. Or, you take the Red LancerCookie... and I show you how deep this Dojo's Dog Hole Dungeon really goes.
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ho ho... I feel Boosted from the Juicsted! My bod made for digging feels right at home in this dirty, buried kingdom...! I think I might stay a while!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You can click on me for HELP!
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No-ellow? @holidaymagic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
WHO IS LANCER
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ho ho... The plan shall proceed!! I'll begin osmosing shovels and bacon immediately! Thanks-a-rino, you wonderful little basket of wholesome eggs!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Relax, little dearest bimbanitoe. I'll be constructing THE DINER as my tunnel network begins to blossom! Now all the town's residents will be able to enjoy FlappedJacks and Eggs Scrambled, in convenient cramped spaces where there isn't enough room for a chair!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
RALSEI's banished my DOOR to some hidden recreational location... But, worry not my lovely little palmtree planters. I won't stop digging and ruining walls until I find it again!! Ho ho! I'll ruin everything!!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So! How many of my LANCERCoins have you collected so far, professional bed inspector?
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Kris-Who's-Name-I-Know, I don't mean to be a PestyPesk, but... I can't help but notice my Dad Quantity has become rather stagnant. How am I supposed to help you enter your "Super Spade" state so you can beat the Final Battle without all seven dads? Get to it, punk-a-roo!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I helped!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hoho! The next time I turn to stone, I will meta-morphasize! I'll become your most titanic ally!!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I would defeat Ralsei in any electorialation procedure.
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
when we are getting to deltarune chapter 8 and we have to fight the knight and we are trying to convince king to lead the major boss suicide squad.
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
One day, I, too, shall complete my MetalMorphosis into a beautiful dice thing...
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Everyone loves my door!!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Ralsei is osmosing his own SeiCakes... #Proud.com
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
[ stepping into the beam of light south of castle town and leaving the dark world ] [ walking (sliding) out of the school in the dead of night ]
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Hoho!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
While you Guyse were away from Castletown, some dusty old WrinkleMan came to visit!!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
A Heart... a heart is okay, but they only live on the second floor.
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Dearest Lancer Fan Club... I am disappointed, but not angry, that you chose not to bring me on your Queste to seal the Church-Zone's Sanctuary Fountains. My new powers of the 「Stone Forme」 would have surely helped you in any and all of the sliding block puzzles you undoubtedly faced there!!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Hoho! Thank you for the delicious EGGs and ShadowCrystals!! I was so starving!!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Fly high, cinematic little blue blur bird...
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Oh! Oh!!! Let me get my most populare ImagePost from the last site!
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♤ LANCER‼ @hes-a-spade.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
* I'm...! ㅤ♤ LANCER, from DELTARUNE. ㅤ♤ #UTRP #UNDERTALERP ㅤㅤ #DELTARUNERP #MVRP ㅤ♤ Writer's own portrayal. ㅤㅤ* ... The bad guy.
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