iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

great: ✅ crested: ✅ grebe: ⁉

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

great: ✅ crested: ✅ grebe: ⁉

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

no one can resist a good trusty yog bowl 🫐🐁🌰

digital drawing of a reddish brown mouse sitting on a spoon. The mouse is reaching towards the bowl end of the spoon that is overflowing with yoghurt, berries and nuts.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

hey if anyone's hiding one of those teleportation devices that turned my guy jeff goldblum into the fly lmk, i'd like to take that thing for a little spin

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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

saw a bona fide flat fuck today, feeling blessed 🙂‍↕️🙏🐍

photo of a wide bodied common european viper basking on a mossy rock.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

i'm always out here thinking about a dream back tattoo i would get if i wasn't a wuss. here's a silly little edit to get the idea out of my head (sorry to the random person for borrowing their back). the tattoo would be of the tracks bark beetles leave under tree bark, done in lineless graywash

stock photo of a person's back with a bark beetle track tattoo edited on it.

photo of actual bark beetle tracks on a dead tree trunk

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Schera Wyss 💀 SLUG HUMAN @scherawyss.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

Screenshot of the article
(I'm sorry I don't have time to type this whole thing as alt text my poor thumbs owww)

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

⭑. ๋࣭ ꕥ Forget Me Not ꕥ ๋࣭ ⭑

digital drawing of a wide open dog mouth surrounded by ornamental elements. The elements repeat themes of stars and flowers. Next to the mouth on the left side, there's a string of numbers written in small font reading 01 18

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

⭑. ๋࣭ ꕥ Forget Me Not ꕥ ๋࣭ ⭑

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

been browsing useless plastic chunk online stores again......

pyramid shaped graph of Maslow's hierarchy of needs with a photo of a person holding a massive Digimon figure edited on top of it.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

the strongest possible person in my mind is someone who can have a whole ass tiramisu in their house and only eat it like one sensible portion at a time

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

my dog is an expert at making me feel like i'm a suspicious character

photo of a reddish brown dog sitting among ferns in a forest. Only the top half of the dog is visible.

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Reetta Kallio @kiertotie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Suomessa on monta todella taitavaa kuvittajaa jotka vielä ovat tehneet paljon lintuaiheisia kuvituksia, mutta posti päätyy tällaiseen tekoälysloppiin. Generoija itse myöntää ettei osaa piirtää ja käyttää tekoälyä suunnitteluvaiheessa, mikä on tärkeimpiä työvaiheita luovassa työssä. Todella noloa.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

anyone who is planning on getting a dog should have to spend like 4 full days alone with a dog with a serious case of the bubble guts, y'know, as a test if you're really serious about the whole thing

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

made chocolate babka buns and i'm so proud of how nice they look!! hopefully the taste deliveres as well🌸🩷🥞🍫🥮 🩷🌸

photo of six yeast dough sweet buns on a baking tray

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

i like to buy artisanal loaves from bakeries and rush home to sniff them all over like a dough scent hound, a real bread pervert even

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

saw some older men on my walk who were trying to learn to skateboard and they looked like they were having so much fun just failing and figuring things out together and once again i found my way back to this illustration by Anna Haifisch

illustration of three dogs running in a circle, playing together. Behind the three dogs there is a yellow fence with a board missing and through the gap in the fence a fourth dog can be seen looking at the playing dogs. In the lower left corner of the illustration there is a text reading "Here's the life I've always longed for".

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

handsome 💞💖(°ˊ꒳ˋ°)💗💕

close up photo of a dog's face with a strong perspective. The dog has its mouth open and is panting.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

sorry for my vulgarity but why do so many chocolate egg manufacturers have to put that weird hair/ wrinkle texture on the eggs that straight up makes them look like scrotums? why is the egg wrinkly??

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

met this dubious dude in the forest and he just tried to sell me shady potions smh forreal where's the fda when you need them.....

photo of a dog standing on its hind legs, leaning on a big rock with its front legs. The dog's posture makes it look like a bartender leaning on a bar counter.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

i feel like you could torture absolutely any info out of me by just making me watch totally innocuous videos of amateur cooks using mandoline slicers

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

when the time comes i won't announce the day i start having my midlife crisis but there will be signs (nipple piercing)

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

ain't it high time the horrors stopped persisting?? i'm boutta be all out of "but so do i"s!!

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

niin siis missä oikei menee se raja minkä jälkeen nää leikkaukset menee perustuslain 19 § (oikeus ihmisarvoiseen elämään) vastaan ku itestä tuntuu et tää pykälä on kyl tallattu ja roskii viskattu jo aikoja sitte ennen näit uusimpiiki sekoiluit

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

frosted, crusted and ready for spring

selfie style photo of a person against a dark background. The person is wearing a beanie and a scarf in a way that covers their entire head and face except their eyes. Their eyelashes, fringe and clothing near their face is totally covered in a layer of frost.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

fellas it's not looking good, doctors diagnosed me with a serious case of Cookiesonthebrainitis 😔

screenshot of a an unfinished digital drawing. The drawing features four different animals - fox, ermine, cat and dog - holding oversized cookies of different types. The animals have thin ribbons tied into bows on their necks. The background is filled with more different types of cookies and small white flowers.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

i keep getting frustrated that my dog learns useless tricks really easily but just won't pick up actually useful skills but then i remember that i'm p much the same so i better just keep my mouth shut

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

i'm never exercising again; had an overuse injury on my ankle this past fall that's trying to make a return and also p sure i now also have a baker's cyst on one of my knee ditches, like wasn't this movement shit supposed to be good for you??

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

baker who??? 💪😤✨🥐✨

photo of crescent rolls and small savory cookies displayed on a table. Behind the baked goods there's a plant vase, bird shaped salt and pepper shakers and two LED candles on the table.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

can workplaces implement like a yearly workshop about returning to work after a vacation because i feel like the absolute crash out i have about my vacations ending is so intense it just cancels out any and all relaxation/ benefits i might have gained from the vacay

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

i want them as a plush toy, i want it to be at minimum 2 meters tall and no, i will not compromise on the size ( ◡̀_◡́)

digital drawing of the Godzilla character turned into a brightly colored, cartoony plush toy. Above the character is a text reading "Godzilla" and on the right side of the image is smaller text reading "King of the plushies". In the low left corner is a faux barcode sticker that has the caution symbols for "irritant", "health hazard" and "radioactive" on it.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

i want them as a plush toy, i want it to be at minimum 2 meters tall and no, i will not compromise on the size ( ◡̀_◡́)

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

i like getting my blood tests taken because the nurses always compliment my big meaty veins, like thaaank you babes (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

my dog always makes me feel like i'm abusing him by making him wear weather appropritate gear

cartoony digital drawing of a dog looking miserable while wearing a winter coat and dog booties

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

i do still draw in case you were wondering btw (ᵕ, • ꈊ •)

screenshot of an unfinished digital drawing depicting a flying, horned fantasy creature holding a snake that is coiling around the creatures arms. Part of the art has been cropped out of the screenshot to emphasize the unfinished nature of the drawing.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

2025 was not my year at all like i totally biffed and bungled, stumbled and fumbled this whole year pretty spectacularily. all you can do is keep moving tho so let's hope i learned something and let's do our best in the upcoming year! ⋆.˚ ٩(ᵕ´꒳`)و ⭒.˚

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

always a pleasure to see our local arboretum putting in the effort into cultivating some alien flora (´꒳ `ʃƪ) ✨

close-up photo of ice that has formed around the plants and branches growing on a lake shore, creating fun, "nubby" shapes. The scene is lit by warm light from the low hanging winter sun. The lake and its opposite shore can be seen in the background.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

i can resist no longer, i have just GOT TO post this christmas photo i got professionally taken of my dog recently because it is just so profoundly beautiful to me🎄🦘🌟 📸: @ valokuvaus.jenna on instagram

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

apparently you CAN actually put a price on happiness and it's about 300€ + shipping/ customs

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

truly fucked up how i'm just one grey suit away from looking like a reigen cosplayer at all times

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

y'know those gut microbiota transplants, could they do that kinda thing for me but like sprinkle my brain with some brain tissue from a person who enjoys video game boss battles

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💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄🩸 @artofmaquenda.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I wanted to share this funeral photography I captured in 2019 for a woman whose beloved Friesian mare had passed away. I still think about this experience often, it was such a privilege to be part of that moment. There was deep sadness, but also an incredible amount of love and even laughter.

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

didn't get raptured yesterday but i did have an infernal headache so maybe some higher power got a bit confused and ruptured a vein or something in me instead

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

idk what fucking sailor spirit has been possessing me this past week; i keep constantly catching myself just thinking about hardtack

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🌾helmi🌾 @herumine.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

this lonely tiny mushroom growing high up on a moss covered tree branch somehow really caught my attention today

close-up photo of a small white mushroom growing from a moss covered tree branch. The photo is taken from below, showing the mushroom's stem and gills.

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

actions that will contribute more to pushing against bluesky's censorship than a blackout: -submitting a feedback request -@ing moderation about it -commenting on mods posts about it -making and sharing memes (ex: "i consent!" sticker) -leaving an app store review -just generally posting about it

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