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hermitwise.bsky.social

@hermitwise.bsky.social
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Man that nurse Jon was banging was fine tho
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Why don't they make freezies without the paper cut sides so I don't slice my face up like the damn joker
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I don't understand why my ads are different from yours
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Over here using a stone age onahole like a fucking loser
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Never put off telling people what they mean to you, because sometimes you might miss the chance. 😢
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I don't think I've ever been more offended in my whole gosh darn life, I tell you what.
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Adopt cats and dogs, they need you.
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It's not perfect, but when this game slaps, it slaps hard. #NoMan'sSky
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I was playing one of those merge Cafe phone games for pennies so I can eat canned food and I found this horny chef hat 👀
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
They'll watch it all happen again with glee and magic in their insane delusional eyes. They'll even take offense to being labeled a nazi, saying that the real nazis are the sinister mud people their glorious leader is rounding up in camps. Never give nazis a fucking inch of compassion or leeway.
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Ever since they discontinued the Butterfinger Crisp bar I can't stop strangling people in the night, it's the only thing that will stop my twilight rampages! Do the right thing Butterfinger!
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Talk about cheap escorts
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I just want to say huge grats to @alanresnick.bsky.social for the new show!
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Mine
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
@websitehomepage.bsky.social it has been inside you this whole time
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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hermitwise.bsky.social @hermitwise.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Oh thank god, I was really worried there for a second, everything is going to be okay after all.
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