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Christoph

@hermiteer.com
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Zero-to-App-Store consultant; Adobe, Apple, eero, Planetary; ICU, manager, CEO, co-founder; patented and patentable; worked on Apple Vision Pro - ask me how it works!

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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 13h
The video from my talk with @sfswift.bsky.social will be up soon, but I wanted to share and annotate these 3 slides that are key points I learned from working with my agentic team.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 07/10/2026
It's been a while since I've done a talk (Adobe Max 2011 anyone?) so I'm grateful for the folks at SLUG x CocoaHeads and Verkada for the chance to share my summer project. It's based on my recent LinkedIn posts so if that sounds interesting I hope to see you there!
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AI Agent Teams and macOS Sandboxing — SF Swift × CocoaHeads · Luma
Please join us for this month's session together learning about Swift with talks by local members of the Swift community. We are so excited to see you all…
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 16/10/2025
Just pushed the first Feature Complete build for a client. A complete rework of UX that adds a first class iPad experience, drops a very bad TCA implementation, maintains interop with an old 3rd party SDK, and resolves hundreds of memory leaks, while mentoring an engineer, all on a 10hr/wk schedule.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 23/07/2025
When you get a good multi-modal idea and push it through to the end. Well done ExploringTheSimulation! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUXQ...
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I Gave Every iPhone USB-C.
YouTube video by Exploring the Simulation
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 07/01/2025
Even though it appears you can turn off iOS 18 notification summaries, I’m still not updating. I expect these sorts of half-baked shenanigans from Google and Meta, but am supremely disappointed with Apple on this.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 12/12/2024
Am I not understanding how moderation lists work? If I add an account to one I’ve made, why do I keep seeing posts from the account? Do moderation lists not work on the Discovery feed?
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 14/11/2024
New album cover about to drop from The Blue Heelers.
Two Blue Heeler cattle dogs, one regulation size, one travel size, sitting in the sidewalk in a city, sunsetting behind them.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 24/10/2024
Huh. Guess I should go get some coffee or something. Thanks for letting me know about that extra 30 minutes tho.
Xcode Organizer uploader letting me know it’s going to take “2562047788015215 hours, 30 minutes” to complete.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Ok, we’re doin’ it! thebarbedwire.com/2024/09/30/t...
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Tell Alex Jones to Eat Shit: Let's Buy Infowars - The Barbed Wire
Howdy! I’m the publisher at The Barbed Wire. If you’re new to our site, we’re a next-generation digital media property absolutely obsessed with all-things Texas. If you’re returning after reading our ...
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 18/09/2024
Elder lurker status achieved.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 12/06/2024
Currently at the One More Thing conference near WWDC. Very nice group of folks, good content, good conversations. Hope it happens again next year! omt-conf.com
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 12/04/2024
Folks, if you're using a UIViewController with many child controllers wired together in a TCA-like fashion with Combine and cancellables, please do future developers a solid and call cancellables.removeAll() when the view disappears. They will appreciate it. #ios #lost-hours
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 14/03/2024
One of the enjoyable aspects of visiting St. Maarten is that every famous pop culture track I grew up with has been covered by reggae bands. Sweet Dreams as reggae is exactly as you imagine it, and it’s good. Good songs transcend genres.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 17/02/2024
Starting my first Vision Pro project. Let’s see how this goes…
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 23/09/2023
It’s been 3 years since since I bought a new iPhone, and I had forgotten the feeling of watching the UPS truck drive circles around my house all day without delivering.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 19/09/2023
Desperately trying hard to not click “Update Xcode” cuz I have a client app to ship today…
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 15/09/2023
Discussing with friends that if you shook it wrong, the Foundation box turns into the Hellraiser box.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 08/09/2023
My experience with iOS 16 .6.1 and macOS 13.5.2 today.
Apple Developer feedback screenshot describing how I cannot have my wife’s conversation pinned on both iOS and macOS at the same time.
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amelia "rem" jane @handle.invalid · 19/08/2023
reskeet if you think hrt is life saving medical treatment
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 02/07/2023
Just throwing this out here: The Running Man remake with Idris Elba as Ben Richards.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 01/07/2023
Well today was an amazing day! I signed for an unexpected package, and when I opened the box: APPLE SENT ME A VISION PRO DEVELOPER KIT EARLY!!!! I already hacked the external display to show whatever I want, but I’m not so sure about this EyeSight feature.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 20/06/2023
Continuing my escape into the Indiana Jones series with And The Temple Of Doom. I saw these films only on VHS so the clarity of Disney+‘s 4K Ultra HD is much appreciated, but the pixelation is crazy. Any video codec buffs interested enough to comment on how film grain affects compression?
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 16/06/2023
I gave myself a birthday present this year: a new Sonos Arc sound bar + Sub mini. Informal review:
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 06/06/2023
Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark in the Disney app and it is more entertaining that so many movies I’ve seen recently. Such movie magic from Steven, Lawrence, George, John, and all the cast and crew.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 05/06/2023
And in today’s episode of Random Text Messages From Strangers: I get invited to dinner with a famous “Jerry”, but which one?
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 05/06/2023
I will totally buy a Vision Pro if I can customize EyeSight to show this instead of my actual eyes.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 05/06/2023
Perhaps today will be the day I get to talk about what I did at Apple two years ago.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 01/06/2023
My dear mother has been trying harder to keep in touch lately, and has been sending me “good morning” messages in German. Admittedly, I’m a bit confused by this one.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 01/06/2023
Thank you Ted Lasso. Thank you. That’s the skeet.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 01/06/2023
It’s been a challenging but rewarding week of client work, so celebrating with an Evil Olive at Asiento in the Mission. #asientosf
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 31/05/2023
While the latest Dungeons & Dragons movie was enjoyable, I was disappointed by the lack of Venger. Oh well, maybe the sequel since this seems to have done well.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 30/05/2023
Hello to all the #christoph’s on this site. Have you touched your pants today?
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 20/05/2023
Taking a moment to enjoy Ismael’s pop-up brunch at Asiento. Lion’s Mane Shiitake mushroom cakes with poached eggs, and a Bloody Mary.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 19/05/2023
“Load new posts” also known as “Touch my pants”
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 18/05/2023
These are literally trousers.
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Christoph @hermiteer.com · 17/05/2023
Can’t unsee the bottom left “Home” icon as a pair of underwear now.
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