Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Every day I get pushed closer and closer to selling all my things and going to live off the grid 011
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Mamdani is gonna make the Giants go to the Super Bowl isn’t he? 021
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m never not amazed by straight men’s ability to take up SO much space at concerts 010
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Idk I literally just don’t care about this shit, people can’t eat or afford housing in the richest country on earth and all democrats talk about is a fucking lake… like this is what enrages you? Jesus Christ 031
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Saw a pic of Natalie Harp and literally thought it was ivanka 010
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I really hate when men have a salt and pepper beard, a big chest, and a furry belly… it really sucks 😕😞😢🥺☹️ 140
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Just used this for the first time, why did it lowkey feel like my squats turned into crunches 000
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I want about five more piercings and twenty more tattoos but I’m also trying to pay off my credit card debt 000
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I just filmed an audition tape for the first time in 7 years and I sound like garbage lmao 000
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My cat just fucking smote DC with lightning, what the fuck 040
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Just voted for a socialist and then went straight to the dispensary. ‘Murica rahhhhhh 🇺🇸🦅 030
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Robyn Sep 9 Adela Sep 15 Charli Sep 28 Slayyyter Oct 3 I’m going to diestatic.klipy.comLady Gaga No SleepALT: Lady Gaga No Sleep 000
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Breaking out of a depressive episode and getting my executive function back >>>>> 000
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Why has my sex drive disappeared over the past couple years? Is it: A. My psych meds B. Depression C. Not being in my early 20s any more D. All of the above 020
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I went to PV for a week where I [redacted] and then we went and [redacted] and then after that [redacted] showed up and [redacted] so overall 10/10 it was incredible and I never want to go back 🥴 190
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026About to get a spray tan for the first time and I’m rlly insecure about it! 010
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Bitch I just did the Whole30 (and went to the gym five days a week) and lost 15 pounds in a month 0150
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026How the fuck do I get my cat to let me trim her claws. I literally have her favorite treat to placate her and she still won’t let me do anything 100
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Did legs yesterday… Today my trainer had me start with… Squats 🥴😖🫠 000
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Day 5 of the Whole30… I literally googled “small bowl of chocolate ice cream” just to feel something. 010
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Two cups of iced coffee, hard techno playlist on… my work checklist fears me right now.media.tenor.coma little girl wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a colorful backgroundALT: a little girl wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a colorful background 000
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I keep debating with myself how much I’m willing to spend on slayyyter resale tickets… 💸 000
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Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Back to the gym after a long break… currently in the stage where I can’t fully extend my arms because my biceps are so tight 😖 010
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I just finished the mistborn trilogy… I’m kinda annoyed tbh 110
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Guys, I think THIS time congress will do something. This is definitely the one 😊🙂↕️ 010
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026My old job (the one that laid me off after three months) just emailed me to see if I want to come back. 010
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Does Slayyyter understand that every gay from DC, Baltimore, Delaware, AND New York are all trying to get tickets for her one single Philadelphia show….? Like girl you gotta go bigger than the Fillmore 😭 110
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Chat is it possible to put on thirty pounds of muscle in the next two months? 110
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I just did a security patch of my entire online presence and rediscovered my old tumblr account. Dear lord. 010
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Slayyyter not having a tour stop in DC or Baltimore is homophobia. (I signed up for the Philly presale and will be going) 000
Ben @hergyschmergy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026This made my credit score drop 11 points by the way LOL 010
