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Wizard Man

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Bastard Autistic Man, a few people on here may know me as Wizard man.

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Resident evil if it was based
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Properly do the og itself, it’s opening town once you’re free from the prologue has always been a bit confusing for me I will ask out of curiosity, is it JUST earthbound or does the apathy also apply to the entire mother trilogy (Beginnings and Mother 3)
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can fully get that, while I do very much respect EB for laying the foundation for modern indie rpg (UT and ESPECIALLY dr my eternal beloved) I can see why someone might not vibe with it, hell, the closest I’ve ever gotten is a touhou earthbound crossover fan-game, never been able to really —
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That thumbnail bit isn’t a bit btw it was apparently updated sometime after 2021 (the day the art was made) and someone just put (albeit clothed) planetina porn just, in the thumbnail, Completely unprompted I’m almost amazed
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But then you actually see the episode where you finally get his backstory and it’s JUST Morty finally snapping, it’s funny to me
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Porn Thumbnail Aside, i find the none like joshua evil Morty rap a lot more funny now that we have actually seen the full evil Morty pipeline It tries predicting that evil Morty is this like, biocreated genius who never had none of the smiths to guide him and Rick just left
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(Also undoing the weed ban would require republicans to acknowledge that the weed ban was stupid and also lowkey racist due to its history and that Nixon and his war on drugs was wrong, which if the past 5 years have proved anything, modern republicans would rather die then do)
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone who does not fall into those groups are the unintelligents in their eyes That’s why iirc it’s what allows mamdani to do what he’s been able to do, he plays to his ego just enough to stop him from fucking with shit and allowing him to do stuff in NY for once
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This would require trump and his administration to have kindness in their heart for the stoner man He doesn’t wanna be loved by EVERYONE, he wants to be loved by the people he thinks actually matters (High politicians, rich people, his fan-base) —
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The bukkake mechanic was a higher priority what can I say
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jedi Micheal Jackson is such a banger concept im so sad it’s being wasted on ai
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sounds like a Mid 2000s Anime Game Fan Translation if I’ve ever heard one
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rogue Legacy I think
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Definite a fear factor, but I like that’ll more a problem for them than for me. I’M still getting sucked and bootybounced hot succubi while said succubi have to deal with a cow with no milk Never actually experienced a dry orgasm before, no time like hell time
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You say that like a afterlife of people with asses bigger then your head twice over edging you and powerbottoming you until you gush like a geyser’s a bad thing 🙄
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have a very niche fetish for what I like to call “cockbullies” and the succbutts just managed to embody that fetish the most out of the cast you’ve made
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What can I say, gotta love a gal/sir that can kick your ass and make you cum your brains out without even flinching
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
- watch the professor of this region get sent to the null zone for trying to return their basically daughter to the null zone All in the span of one chapter
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Rejuvenation’s storytelling is so funny, what do you mean in the span of one chapter we: - Get Terroristed on a boat - potentially become a orphan - become a pokemon trainer - beat our local gym leader - watch our new friend get hunted and potentially dead and suffer a bsod
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Probably footprints me a bit but Big fan of the “Built like a brick fuckhouse capable of crushing your cock and making you jizz with a clench” genotype you’ve cultivated with certain characters, with kicks and dazzle probably my favorites Soft spot for the demon gals too, cause biiiiiiig rumps
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I vote we put a biggerer hole in the ozone layer
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think we call those insulated water bottles
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Are you sure you weren’t bitten by a rat on that subway
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pokemon Rejuvination lowkey fucked up for that level 40 pokemon in a town of level 10-20s, I’m gonna come back later and beat that bitch
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What continuous hrt does to a motherfucker
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Also that first movie ending funny as fuck Romeo and Juliet Double suicide except one saves the other before they die and then one of the super satans just bails that one out
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I can never hate tensura because yeah it has a couple isekaisms but also watching a guy basically run civilization with monsters is really fun when it chooses to lock in on those aspects
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I was WONDERING if the gif was like a light world dark world thing but I didn’t wanna just assume everything is deltarune
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hearing you suggest the idea that you might stream again later with Kreed for brickcadia was very funny to me because I knew the moment you ate that food and touched a second of that bed you were probably out like a light, your ass was NOT getting back up for Brickcadia
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A. Kids Shittly daring other kids to (which is basically nonexistent nowadays with how antisocial the world has gotten) B. Cultures that have bugs mixed into their cuisine (which is a whole other can of worms I am not educated or debative enough to open)
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I feel like the world already knows that, there’s not much nutrients you can get from bugs that you can’t already get from normal food that already exists, less unethical and more just, not worth it? I feel like the only people who still would are —
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What do you mean you’re 4 years older then me, that’s fucked up
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I think the broly movie is great not only because it manages to really humanize broly but also by turning the entire 3rd act into a horror movie that, depending on how much you care about broly, makes you scared of the protagonist
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If I’m proven wrong later today I’ll fucking kiss the ground I walk on but I think this chapter is make or break on wether Noelle is apart of the persona 4 esque “Illusion World Adventure” Group Archetype that is the fun gang I wanna believe, but I’ve played these games
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I think….we need to abandon the idea of anyone other then Kris, Susie, Ralsei, and potentially asgore being in the dark world this chapter I think….we need to abandon Noelle dark world
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Chat, you’re going fishing with your family near the beach and this is what you reel in Do you catch or release
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I would fuck with it for Kreedv2, my question is how is it gonna work with the ass dono thing, assuming that doesn’t have a cap, how would that interact
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Me frantically doing everything I can to kill tenshi after she lowkey no diffs iku’s piccolo sacrifice and raditz’s me
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Also whoever thought up the tree enemy should explode
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My biggest thoughts on touhou mother (a fan game I’ve been playing recently) is that it’s a pretty solid crossover but god can you feel the 2000s in it
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What if chapter 5 straight up just doesn’t have a secret boss
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I never considered that salty could be Maggie Maybe I’m a bad person
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Narcissist? No, Marketer? Yes, It’s basically your artist stamp, over half of the art you make has it in some way or form, I don’t think the concept of you having it on yourself is that far fetched
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If nothing else I kinda have to respect the logo trampstamp, that fits surprisingly well for them
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A unfortunate case of original position fallacy, better known as leopard eating faces To them, they were the exception, not the target, THEY would never conflate them with the ACTUAL bad criminals that definitely exist (This is wrong, they’re all bad in THEIR eyes)
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’ve never understood the concept of porn addiction because like, yeah too much of something is bad for you but folks always treat it like “your taste in people will be eternally changed” Like Mfer do you think I’m for real waiting for the day I meet a guy/gal with a ass bigger then my arm to love
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
There’s no Concrete Evidence that says this isn’t hollow knight
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Design wise, Emily is easy S tier but as much as I enjoy humiliation dynamics. “Straight up a bad person about it” is unfortunately my limit
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Some of these weren’t on your Wordpress so I had to go pure vibes for some
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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I have been altered in some vesible way
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