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TheDeepHerd

@herddeep.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.1K following 3.1K posts

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. Believe your lying eyes. Corporate media is dead. Please support independent journalists. This madness ends when enough of us say "NO". Article 2, Section 4 - #RemoveThemALL #HoldTheLine

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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 9h
She won't need an embalmer.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 13h
I know this is AI/SI because there's no worm.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
SF today, Silver/San Bruno Ave.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My bad. I thought it was what it sounds like when the man with the absolute smallest dick in the room talks big.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the rate we're going, hell will freeze over before this happens. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’ll drop gas prices immediately.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aren’t we a bit overdue for one of those cognitive (MoCA) tests? He hasn’t bragged about passing one of those and quite some time now.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’d rather see him on Lifestyles of the Dead and Famous ASAP.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey @WNBA and Cathy Englebert, I'm gonna believe my lying eyes. Just because our "president" doesn't uphold the rules doesn't mean that you have to follow suit. It's NEVER too late to do the right thing. #WNBA #AjaWilson
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Typo? Did you mean “odor”?
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey, she really doesn't get into the bullshit, mmmmkay? 😂😂😂
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's legit cray-cray. #WNBA
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Should've been a F2. She had absolutely no play on the ball (she might have if her arms were 2' longer though) #WNBA
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She should say she’s actually much more concerned about how his diaper is currently doing. 
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Any news media outlet that covers and parrots this bullshit has zero credibility.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would the Jewish Space Laser™ be considered an act of god?
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looks like "allegedly" is bench pressing about 450 lbs here.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is aged as well as some expired gas station sushi.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hopefully the deepest of deep sleeps. 
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have absolutely been paying attention to this matter, so no need to thank me.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only morons take advice from cokehead morons. 
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obviously not his first rodeo!
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, that's not a prerequisite?
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can put a big white bow on a whore, but...
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nolo contendere.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To continue to parrot his lies?!?!? Or have they learned their lesson??? I'm putting my money on the former.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm checking on Kalshi - going to bet he sells more than 6 VIP tickets.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let him cook.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He was sharting.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Indeed. 😂
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's got a pair of Florsheim's that don't fit to show for it.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How long are her arms?
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Under Biden, his little teeny weenie peenie was 3/8". Not 1/4". Just to set the record straight.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He can't see her because the Fat Drug causes vision loss. Thanks for coming to my TED talk this morning.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And wash his ass better.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because what doesn't come out in the wash comes out in the rinse.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Same as always....regurgitate his BS.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They'll always have corn dogs though.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I certainly hope she was smiling when she said that.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The odds are up to 500% and 600% that it's spyware. Nobody has ever seen numbers like this before.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Too bad they can still smell him though.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s never too late to do the right thing.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Many people are saying he will really love it if we get it down to the teens.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whoa, look who just ended another war? 
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We're talking pre-gorilla "technology" here.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did Mitch's left hand turn blue before or after he was done?
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let s/he who has never been shitfaced drunk enough to fuck a dog cast the first stone. Does anyone know where the line starts?
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Something about actions always speak louder than words.
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I did not have dog fuckers on my bingo card. Stop the world, I want to get off (no pun intended).
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TheDeepHerd @herddeep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was really looking forward to trying out those new marble armrests on the chairs.
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