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Rey Palpatine ( Parody )

@herdarknessawakens.bsky.social
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Rey Palpatine, Lady Sith and currently on the Sith Throne. @helpsresistance.bsky.social is her love and future dark side Queen. #StarWarsRP, female writer, Adult, 30 years old. Do not rush for replies.

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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rey whimpers when Astrid starts talking her through it and Rey even tilts her head back to prove to Astrid how amazing she feels. Rey is now lightly gripping and pulling on Astrid’s hair. “Right there, mummy. I’m so close!” Rey is now whimpering just loud enough for Astrid to hear from her.
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ˣ 🪐⠀⠀ASTRID ⠀⠀SOLO⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @helpsresistance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
❝𝐈’𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮.❞ Astrid Solo Daughter of Han Solo & Leia Organa Younger sister to Ben Solo/Kylo Ren Niece of Luke Skywalker Resistance member • Force user Former First Order undercover operative ♡ @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social Star Wars OC | selective | multiverse FC: Elizabeth Gillies
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rey starts getting more breathless and louder the faster Astrid thrusts deeply into her but at the same time Rey is also digging her nails lightly into Astrid. “Right there, baby, right there and just like that.” Rey then continues her loud moaning directly into Astrid’s ear and her legs tremble.
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rey makes it easy for Astrid to spread her legs and is smirking at first though when Astrid slides into her Rey does let out a loud moan, followed by several quieter ones when Astrid starts thrusting in and out of her. “You feel amazing mommy, as always.” Rey then grips onto Astrid’s shoulders
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rey laughs softly and caresses Astrid’s face before Rey then leans over and presses a loving kiss on Astrid’s lips, though Rey also continues caressing Astrid’s face once she pulls back. “We should have another round, my love, though we should actually leave it as a surprise. What do you say?”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rey never thought she’d hear herself admit that she would want to carry and be the mother of anyone’s children but with Astrid it is different because she can imagine an entire life with Astrid. “It’s not one that I thought I would be making today but yes, I really do want to get pregnant by you”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rey laughs and nods her head because naming their dog BB-8 after their BB-8 sounds perfect. Rey also leans in and kisses Astrid’s lips. “Pregnant, now that is something I thought I would never become, but I am also not complaining because I would love to carry your children, my love.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rey is smiling whilst listening Astrid because Rey is so happy that Astrid now considers her family, especially because Rey also started to class Astrid as her own family too “I would love to have a family with you someday, my love. And maybe we can own our own house and have a dog together too.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“You don’t have to apologise to me, baby, I get it. I also understand how you feel in terms of your entire family dying.” Rey then gently takes Astrid’s hand and caresses it. “I’m sorry if this too soon, and you can tell me that it is too fast but what if you started to consider me family?”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rey is looking at Astrid feeling a little worried that Astrid thinks something is going to happen but at the same time Rey nods her head whilst lightly holding onto Astrid’s hips. “Of course, my love, I promise you that I will never forget that and I do love you. I love you so much, darling.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rey just smiles and looks into Astrid’s eyes before caressing her face but at the same Rey also tilts her head to the side so she can enjoy Astrid’s neck kisses. “If this is the special reward I get for being a good girl then I’ll happily be a good girl a lot more often than I am not, baby.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Rey has never heard someone say that she is beautiful but she is smiling and would definitely be happy to hear it again if that is what Astrid wants to do. “I love you so much too Darling and I am so grateful that you love me this much already, it makes me feel so special. Is that embarrassing?”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Rey lets out a soft gasp when she feels Astrid nutting deep inside her and then Rey also orgasms around Astrid but Rey’s arms are also trembling in pleasure. “Oh my, that was incredible, Astrid. You are incredible.” Rey reaches up a hand to Astrid’s face “Are you okay? that orgasm was intense.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Reys eyes roll into the back of her head but at the same time Rey is also doing her best to keep her moans minimum but at the same Rey is lightly digging her nails into the sheets. “Being sore is going to be so worth it because you feel incredible, babe. Please keep going just like that for me.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rey nods her head in confirmation to what Astrid asks though Rey is now starting to wonder in her mind if she just made herself look like an idiot. “Oh God, it’s breaking, baby I can feel my hymen starting to break please keep going like this as long as you can last inside me and pounding me.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Rey can already feel how close that Astrid is but at the same time Rey is also moaning softly so it doesn’t stop her from hearing Astrid which is what Rey loves “Other than my fingers you’re the only other person that has been inside me baby.” Rey starts loudly moaning and whimpering in pleasure.
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Rey closes her eyes and just enjoys the feeling of Astrid moving in and out of her which results in Rey moaning softly because Astrid feels incredible with everything thrust. “Oh god, it feels so good baby. You feel incredible.” Rey tilts her head back and her moans slowly start getting louder.
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“It’s okay. You feel amazing so I can forgive you for keeping that a secret from me.” Rey is holding Astrid’s face and softly moaning which is just loud enough for Astrid to hear. “Oh baby, that feels amazing. Do you think you can keep going like that for just a little bit longer for me baby?”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Rey lets out a soft moan when she feels Astrid enter her but at the same time Rey can’t believe how incredible Astrid feels in her. “How- How do I feel?” Rey asks passed a soft moan but at the same time Rey also whimpers into Astrid’s ear so Astrid knows exactly how good she is making Rey feel.
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rey of course takes a minute to admire Astrid and doesn’t hesitate and starts nodding her head in approval of how amazing how Astrid looks. “I am so ready for this babe. Are you ready for this?” Rey is now looking into Astrid eyes whilst smiling lovingly at Astrid “You are so beautiful babe.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Alright, alright. We can make out a little more especially because I am actually really enjoying it and your lips are not only soft but they taste good too.” Rey leans in and presses a loving and gentle kiss on Astrid’s lips but Rey also parts her mouth and starts heatedly making out with Astrid
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“How much did you drink tonight?” Rey laughs softly but at the same time Rey places her arms over Astrid’s shoulders before pressing a kiss on Astrid’s lips before smiling once more. “I love you so much too, babe. How about we get you into bed now? I think that is a really good idea, babe.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“I don’t plan on getting off your lap anytime soon, babe.” Rey keeps her arms wrapped around Astrid and presses a kiss on Astrid’s lips before smiling small. “Although I do think that is really sweet and romantic that you are so concerned about my safety, babe, it’s actually romantic.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Rey moans into Astrid’s mouth but also caresses her face whilst they are both making out and Rey even moves closer to Astrid whilst making sure Astrid doesn’t remove her hands. “this is already so much fun and I love that you have your hands on me. Please keep your hands on me a little longer.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“You do, do you?” Rey turns around and then smiles at Astrid before leaning forward and pressing a kiss on Astrid’s lips and then Rey smiles lovingly at Astrid. “I actually think that sounds like an amazing idea. How about we start right now? I think it is great starting now as any other time.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Rey laughs softly and then takes off her pants because she felt like Astrid has been teased enough and then Rey then does a little spin for Astrid. “What do you think about this, hm? Do you like this, baby?” Rey even shakes her butt a little bit for Astrid’s viewing pleasure whilst she is smiling
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Rey can see how eager Astrid is and gently pushes Astrid down onto the bed and then Rey starts taking off her clothes, staring with her shirt and drops it on the floor and next is her bra. “Are you enjoying this view so far baby? It’s only going to get better.” Rey then starts opening her pants.
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Rey keeps Astrid’s hand on her body but is still walking them both towards her private quarters since there is less risk of them being interrupted. “Then you will be happy to know that you don’t have to wait much longer. I think I’ll even strip tease you and make it even more fun for both of us.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Rey laughs and nods her head and at the same time Rey also reaches out a hand for Astrid to take so that they could walk home together. “I know that you were just joking, babe but if it will make you feel a lot better I think that I can happily get naked for you and give you a private show.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Rey takes Astrid’s answer and smiles before taking another sip of her drink and then Rey turns and faces Astrid whilst smiling. “I tell you what, why don’t we go back to my place and really get this party started? We both know that it is boring in this place anyway. So, what do you say Astrid?”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“I agree. The world is such a big place there is always something more to be explored and discovered, sometimes even things about yourself personally and not just the world around you.” Rey then turns her head towards Astrid whilst smiling and then takes another sip of her drink “Are you okay?”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“That actually worked? If my dad tried that with my mom he probably would have, actually no, he definitely would have been on the couch. I can’t believe it actually worked for your dad.” Rey laughs softly “Maybe your mom was in a way better mood than what she wanted to admit to anyone that day.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Rey laughs softly and nods her head. Rey also turns bright red when Astrid places a kiss on her cheek and Rey smiles warmly at Astrid. “I can see your dad getting you a lighter grounding sentence.” Rey smiles at Astrid once more “So tell me. How much lighter of a sentence did your dad get you?”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Rey laughs softly and nods her head because it does sound exactly like something that Leia would do and also Han with sneaking Astrid out the house. “I will be honest Astrid, I am really surprised that neither of you got caught because Leia is observant. Do you think that she secretly knew?”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Rey laughs after hearing Astrid tell the story and now Rey is nodding her head after laughing and then Rey sighs in happiness whilst looking directly at Astrid. “Thank you for sharing that story with me Astrid I really needed that and I especially needed the laugh. I bet doing that felt good.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Rey is already laughing but does wait patiently because she really does want to hear more about this story from Astrid’s childhood. “Well now you do have to tell me all about this story, after all I could really use the laugh after a long day and I think that you could use a laugh too.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“I’m not sure if I should laugh with you or console you I am going to be honest.” Rey smiles at Astrid but is happy that Astrid is comfortable enough to share with her. “What else do you want to tell me? it doesn’t even have to be from your childhood. I would love to know everything about you.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
“Tell me about it. You don’t talk about your childhood with your mom and dad and I would love to know more about your childhood.” Rey is now smiling at Astrid but Rey is also patiently waiting for Astrid to finish the sip of her drink so that Astrid can then tell Rey more about her childhood.
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
“Your mother was an incredible woman, taught me everything that I know today including discipline and patience. I met your father a few times and he was a good man, like difficult but a good man.” Rey smiles at Astrid “I don’t know if this is weird to say but I miss how tough your mom was on me.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
“I can understand you feeling that way. Your mom was an amazing woman and I know that she would be so proud of the person that you have become if that makes you feel better.” Rey eventually turns her head toward Astrid and smiles “And I am sorry about my sarcasm earlier. I’m too sassy sometimes.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Rey laughs softly and nods her head and then Rey turns her head to Astrid “But you know that it isn’t healthy to work all the time, right?” Rey exhales softly and then takes a sip of her drink “All I am saying is you don’t have to go on vacation but you should take the weekend off work.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Rey laughs softly seeing Astrid’s reaction especially because Rey actually found Astrid’s reaction and the Rey changes from laughing and instead just smiles at Astrid. “I know that you don’t think I am a loser and besides I always work on my “vacation” I don’t think they count for that reason.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“He will never be able to live that down because either you will remind him or I will remind him though it is rather funny seeing the same expression every time it is mentioned.” Rey looks over at Astrid now “You know that technically makes me a loser because I’ve had plenty of random vacations”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Rey walked up beside Astrid, there so that she can grab a drink of her own though it might actually become two as it is pretty warm today. “You know that you work yourself way too hard. What you need is vacation days, it’ll do you some good Astrid and yes I am in fact lecturing you right now.”
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Rey Palpatine ( Parody ) @herdarknessawakens.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Dark version of Rey, Sith Lady and on the Sith throne. Predecessor of Palpatine, her grandfather. Happily in a relationship with @helpsresistance.bsky.social Be respectful of both my ship writer and Rey’s writer or you’ll be blocked.
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