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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 6h
AI doesn't care about your human-readable programming language
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know if we can do a lot for this pelvic floor. I think we'll have to take it down to underlayment and carpet everything. See these load-bearing ovaries? We gotta be careful of those. Wow, even that g-spot needs to be torn down and rebuilt like an old v8 🏚️
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People complain about AI writing code that humans can't understand, but I was already doing that so I don't see a problem 🤷
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"AI" stands for American Intelligence! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More games are killed or do poorly due to scope, inability to hire, and lack of money than wrong technology choices. However, I did spend most of lunch yesterday discussing pragmatic technology choices: is your business game dev or tech dev? You're not one of the 1% who can do both
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're feeling down about yourself today, read about 16 of the dumbest people who have the right to vote and perk yourself right up after you finish facepalming and slam a hard drink www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
nbcnews.com
How 16 undecided voters are weighing their 2026 election options
The voters, who participated in a recent NBC News poll and spoke to reporters afterward, are laser-focused on high prices and largely disappointed with both parties.
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've reached the "you're an AI expert? Could you help/ research/ generate this thing for me? But, PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE Mkthxbye 😘" stage
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of people who hate AI due to public hype and disinformation used to be pretty excited for WebTV and CueCat
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I went to a memorial this week where one of those paying tribute was an audio LLM trained to sound like the person who passed away. Creepy? Maybe. But I'm not sure at a high level it's any different than recordings of people who've passed away.
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The programming language for the AI age is LLVM IR
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy sh*t Gears of War: E-Day Story Director Laid Off Just Four Days After Celebrating The Game Going Gold kotaku.com/gears-of-war...
kotaku.com
Gears of War: E-Day Story Director Laid Off Just Four Days After Celebrating The Game Going Gold
The Gears dev had been at the Coalition since 2022 and was excited for people to play the game
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
videocardz.com/newz/qualcom...
videocardz.com
Qualcomm reportedly exploring DirectX 12 drivers for Android PC games - VideoCardz.com
A Snapdragon 8 Elite Extreme Gen 6 reference device ran Cyberpunk 2077 and Black Myth: Wukong through DX12 translation. Geekerwan also reports driver plans.
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel for everyone affected by today's Xbox news. This is what? Reset 2 of 4? Seriously, though, 1) the problems have built up for years, 2) buying Activision/ Blizzard/ King made the problems worse, and 3) there's a corporate push for higher net profits
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Floptane: the CD-R/W of memory 💩 youtu.be/A2BsmrnegrY?...
youtu.be
Intel’s Optane Memory: A Promise Unfulfilled
YouTube video by Asianometry
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One root cause issue with major game development is that process methodology stopped evolving about 20 years ago, but process complexity, headcount, and budgets have skyrocketed, with expectations of delivery in the same timeframe
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mork Zeekerbug 🪳
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Meta wants to put a price on using FB, IG, and threads? It's zero. It's zero dollars. Come on, Mork 🤦
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Most Americans are dumb, and Republicans, billionaires, and other nations want them that way apnews.com/article/snak...
apnews.com
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Lost American Century 2000 - 2100: How the tech bros, billionaires, and foreign powers destroyed American influence through disinformation and corruption, and why Singapore is better
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You: smart, intelligent, independent, funny Me: memes
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember the first day of CS 201 when the professor said that if you hadn't already been programming since middle school you probably weren't going to make it 🥳☠️
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There are a ton of educational videos from the 1960s and 1970s on YouTube directed towards high schoolers about the kinds of jobs and vocations they might be interested or not even know about.
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Typical conversation... Them: can you analyze this? Me: what? Them: this Me: can you help me understand what you're doing on what platform with what data and what you're trying to understand? Them: uh ... no Me: 🤦
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Got yer nose! kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
kstp.com
Tree trimmer charged with crushing coworker while playing shadow puppets in Apple Valley
A tree trimmer is charged with manslaughter after he allegedly killed his coworker in Apple Valley while playing shadow puppets with heavy equipment.
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🎶 I never heard of you, sperm guzzler I guess it's better than, semen rustler Stealing scrotes and prostates like a succubus octopus 🎶🐙🍼
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's a good start mynorthwest.com/local/kalshi...
mynorthwest.com
Kalshi ordered to cease most betting operations in WA - MyNorthwest.com
A final order was issued by a King County Superior Court judge, requiring Kalshi to cease its illegal gambling operation in the state.
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Netflix PR is horrible. You never hear about them acquiring studios or releasing games. You only ever hear about shutting down studios and games no one ever heard of 🤦 www.gamefile.news/p/netflix-cl...
gamefile.news
BREAKING: Netflix to shut down two more game studios
Oxenfree Night School and Moonloot closing, as streaming giant continues to shrink internal game studio operation
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ruh roh! youtu.be/GU_ID0asQ3M?...
youtu.be
Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump
YouTube video by Midnight Oil Productions (Jason Moore)
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Alien big chap #spirithalloween #WeylandYutani
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The leg bone's connected to the head bone, the head bone's connected to the toe bone www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
dexerto.com
Doctor banned after performing catastrophic surgery that was “not known to man” - Dexerto
The doctor incorrectly connected the patient’s stomach and small bowel before creating a second connection that formed a closed loop.
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you're going to rate employees based on AI usage, I don't know what you expected 🤦 www.404media.co/microsoft-te...
404media.co
Microsoft Tells Engineers ‘Tokenmaxxing Is Not What We Are Optimizing For’
Microsoft is introducing budget limits for AI use but says it still wants to be an ‘AI-first’ company.
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
How'd that work out for every other publisher who stopped publishing on Steam? Microsoft would also have to fix the horrendous Xbox PC and store experience; which based on history, they have zero chance at being successful at nichegamer.com/xbox-could-e...
nichegamer.com
XBOX could eventually stop releasing games on Steam
Microsoft may reconsider releasing Xbox games on Steam as part of wider PC plans, but Jez Corden says the reported strategy remains uncertain.
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's midsommar
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Amazon is (was?) working on AGI? Why? You can't write that in JVM
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hahahahaha hahahahaha 🤦 www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
theguardian.com
NT minister claims Earth’s magnetic poles could flip if territory doesn’t use more groundwater
Business minister Robyn Cahill wants to make NT ‘datacentre capital of the globe’, but Environment Centre says scientific claim is ‘completely cooked’
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hahahahaha hahahahaha www.wired.com/story/the-ar...
wired.com
The Army Is Burning Through Its AI Tokens
Members of the Army received an email informing them that they were rapidly depleting their AI tokens, and needed to limit use.
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
www.darkhorizons.com/sony-alamo-t...
darkhorizons.com
Sony & Alamo To Re-Open LA's Cinerama Dome
Sony Pictures Entertainment has made it official – they will restore and re-open Los Angeles’ iconic Cinerama Dome. In addition, its subsidiary exhibition chain, Alamo Drafthouse, will reopen the form...
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Watched the first 3 episodes of Widow's Bay and wanted to say how great it is 🥰
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Having games on Game Pass day one or until the substantial number of release sales has been made is just dumb wccftech.com/xbox-studio-...
wccftech.com
Xbox Studio Leaders Reportedly Detest Game Pass, Arguing it Destroyed the Value of Their $40+ Games Now Available for Pennies
Xbox studio heads reportedly detest Game Pass, arguing it devalued their games by making them available for pennies through the subscription.
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I remember SIGGRAPH one year when I overheard a couple of goofs talking about how game developers suck because they should just use doubles for planetary and outer space duh ☠️ www.space.com/entertainmen...
space.com
Why space games still struggle with the scale of the universe
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is."
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The new LEGO Star Wars behind the scene Tunisia set features a talking Alec Guinness who says, "this looks like shit", "I'm shriveling like a turd", and "just let an old man die"
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There are two Mitch McConnells inside you. They're both dead
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Obsession (2026) Every man in this movie is a piece of sh*t who should be thrown in a dumpster, then put in the compactor, then run through the woodchipper. Great movie! Take the kids! 🥰
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Fourth of July! 💥
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What if Sony and Xbox went back to cartridges that auto ran an installer to download the whole game? 🤭
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herb marselas @herbmarselas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Why does getting rid of physical discs make sense for AAA games? Three big issues 1) the blu ray drive is the only mechanical piece in a console and it's prone to breakage, 2) physical duplication requires 3-4 months lead time and the game has to be patched day one anyway,
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