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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I don't feel like writing any nonsense today, so here's a picture of some nonsense. #sticker #buynowaskmehow

Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Earn your official Echo Taxi Pilot patch by completing a rigorous 17-minute online quiz, surviving mild G-force exposure, and correctly identifying the front of a spaceship. Patch may grant access to restricted broom closets. Flight skills optional. Confidence required. This may or may not be real.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Unlicensed Forecast: Golden Gyre You'll receive a call today. It will come from an unplugged toaster. Do not answer unless you're prepared to discuss jellyfish politics in fluent static. You've been warned.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Spong isn't something you find—it finds you. One day, you're wading through chaos, and suddenly, you're absorbing it like the universe's most overqualified sponge. If you've ever thrived in disaster, your Spong is strong. If you've caused it? Even Stronger.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Infernal Brewery Presents: Molten Harvest A bright, buttery fall ale brewed somewhere between October and eternal damnation. Tastes like golden leaves, haunted apples, and the faint regret of a thousand slightly crispy souls. Drink it before it drinks you.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Forecast for Shifting Shadows: Every choice today will be garbage, pre-approved by a clueless committee. No matter what you pick—route, snack, existential crisis—it’ll lead to mild regret or paperwork. By evening, your only real decision will be between bad tea and a worse sandwich. Choose wisely.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

IBS System Notice It is in your best interest to purchase a "Clone" T-shirt. Not because we said so, but because in the event of a temporal mishap, paradox audit, or existential duplication incident, it will greatly reduce paperwork. Also, they're quite comfy. tinyurl.com/4c2ad284

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Today's Forecast for Verdant Veil: The universe has handed you a pooper scooper. It has not, however, told you why. This is worrying. Somewhere, something needs cleaning up—possibly your reputation, possibly a regrettable decision involving space chili. Either way, act fast.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Forecast for Sage Stone: Today, you'll remember what you forgot, only to forget why you remembered it. This will trigger a chain reaction of rediscovering things you never knew in the first place. By day's end, you'll either achieve enlightenment or just stand in a room, staring blankly. #Horoscope

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Logic, when examined logically, ceases to be logical, because true logic would dictate that logic itself must account for illogical outcomes, rendering it illogically inclusive and therefore paradoxically too logical to function as logic at all. Please proceed accordingly.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Forecast for Obsidian Sphere: Today, you will forget you have a body. Maybe you'll get lost in thought, or the artificial gravity will fail again. Either way, expect the jarring realization that limbs exist, and they require maintenance. Hydrate, stretch, and try not to phase through any walls.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

SYSTEM NOTICE Responsible research means not asking, "What happens if I press this?" without first considering the structural integrity of local reality. If your experiment requires an asterisk, a hazmat team, or the phrase "in theory"—consult literally anyone first.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Blamazon is proud to announce its new line of 100% organic ammunition! Ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, and fully biodegradable (depending on impact velocity). Finally, a way to go green while making others see red.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Important Notice from Cheese Tech Support If your cheese is behaving strangely, first determine if it is supposed to do that. Many cheeses exist in a state of controlled collapse. If it's developing opinions, moving on its own, or questioning reality, please unplug it immediatelyand contact support.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Office of Spiritual Misalignment: Choosing the wrong CIRCLE is less like picking the wrong restaurant and more like accidentally swearing loyalty to an eldritch stapler. Some want your devotion, others your wallet, and at least one just needs a ride to the airport. Choose wisely.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

IBS Announcement: Enjoying our very important nonsense? Share it with your friends (or whatever you call those beings you tolerate). No friends? Tell a vending machine, AI, or that too-smart houseplant. The universe is vast and mostly empty—help us fill it with mildly tolerable chaos.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Bulletin from the IBS Department of Existensial Consistency: Failure is still progress. The universe acknowledges your attempt, even if the outcome was regrettable. While success is preferable, learning through spectacular miscalculation is still learning.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

This post has been classified by IBS. Its contents are now so secret that even the post itself has no idea what it says. Do not attempt to read further, expect redacted sentences and the vague feeling that someone's watching.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

From the REDACTED Our BackerKit is launching soon! Knockoff is a solo journaling game where you cut, paste, and stitch your way through cursed dress designs and bad life choices. Marcos is a desperate designer. The dress is worse. Chaos ensues. Fabric included. tinyurl.com/mccffn3e

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

📢 Urgent-ish Announcement 📢 It appears these messages aren't reaching all residents, possibly due to a malfunction in the Reality Distribution System or because the universe has a terrible sense of direction. Please share before someone unknowingly stumbles into another existential crisis.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Reminder From IBS: The universe is fundamentally indifferent to your plans. You may believe you have a 90% chance of success. The dice, however, remain unimpressed. Probability is a fickle beast, and sometimes, despite all logic, it simply wants you to fall over.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

The Bureau of Unexpected Enlightenment Spong isn't something you find—it finds you. One day, you're wading through chaos, and suddenly, you're absorbing it like the universe's most overqualified sponge. If you've ever thrived in disaster, your Spong is strong. If you've caused it? Even stronger.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

From the Former Department of Necessary Memos This memo was produced by the Department of Necessary Memos, which was formed specifically to write this memo. Having completed its task, the department was immediately disbanded. Please direct any follow-up questions to an office that no longer exists.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Combat & Action Economy Clarification: We have reviewed complaints about the action system. No, you still cannot punch someone as a 'free action.'"

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

ATTENTION COMMUTERS: The Screaming Void near Dock 9 is not a tourist attraction. Prolonged staring may cause dizziness, despair, or a sudden urge to narrate your life in ominous tones. Management is not responsible for lost time, misplaced souls, or philosophical breakdowns.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

⚠ Fracture-Wide Broadcast ⚠ Attention all ships: A sizable chunk of the EKTORP Expanse has, in a move surprising to absolutely no one, broken off. Please adjust your course accordingly unless you enjoy navigating a dense, fast-moving cloud of Kallax shelving units. www.ibsmart.biz

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Attention Travellers: Gravity will be turned off at 2:25PM. Please tether all unsecured objects, including yourself.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Earth, known for inventing existential crises and leaf blowers also invented donuts.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Toilets rejoice as TikTok ban takes effect. "Honestly, it’s been exhausting," said one Kohler Memoirs Comfort Height Two-Piece, speaking on behalf of the United Plumbing Association. "Maybe now people will actually get up when they’re done. It’s been exhausting being a seat for content binges."

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 08/03/2024

Alert for anyone heading to Echo Station Alpha 225-B

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 17/02/2024

Greetings Abstracts! I've been toiling away in a lesser known corner of The Fracture painstakingly translating the whispers of the stars and tantrums of supernovae into something that humans might find both enlightening and dare I say entertaining. Behold.

8 different pamphlets dedicated to various parts of a new TTRPG.

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Herb Ferman @herbfermansclone.bsky.social · 04/01/2024

Dear Abstracts, As we enter into the new year, we stand at the threshold of a new era - one that is ready to embark on an exhilarating journey that will redefine our games and adventures. www.gameandacurry.com/2024/01/04/5...

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