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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼

@henryevil.bsky.social
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I have only two emotions, careful fear and dead devotion

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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
😍😍 @othatsraspberry.com
Xenoblade Chronicles stickers and postcard with art by othatsraspberry
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tapping the sign
A screenshot of a bluesky skeet saying "Please bring back 90s atheism"
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Well. Another day.
Cheri Oteri as Collette Reardon on Saturday Night Live
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Very excited to stimulate my rotting dinosaur brain with this
Key art poster for Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
How it feels buying a ticket for Backrooms
The Steve Buschemi "how do you do fellow kids" meme
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Not this humiliation ritual
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Waiting for Lego Batman to unlock
Marge Simpson anxiously watching TV
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Just saw a small bag of almond m&ms priced at $10 CAD
Martin Scorsese saying “Well, the industry is over”
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Okay I forgot how satisfying setting up a new computer is to an organization freak like me
Marnie Michaels from HBO's Girls looking crazy in overdone wedding makeup
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I wanted a tuna sandwich with fries and a nice crisp gingerale and that's exactly what I got
Andy Richter wearing a crop top that says 'LICK' while Conan O'Brien looks on in dread
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I've gotta stop fantasizing about 51 year old Leon Kennedy. Ah... one more
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Second Chinese New Year dinner in two weeks because my mom misread the calendar
Homer Simpson enjoying an all you can eat seafood buffet
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Just saw someone who was born in 1996 get called old
Wendy Williams staring a picture of Lady Gaga who is wearing her Cheek-to-Cheek era large black curly wig
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Was talking about this movie to someone and accidentally called it "Randy Blue"
Betty Blue (1986) movie poster
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Back at work after a three week vacation!!!!
Cheri O'Teri as her iconic Saturday Night Live character Collette Reardon (a dishevelled and manic old lady that you'd see at the pharmacy harassing the pharmacy technicians)
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Bringing it to bed tonight
Mechanical keyboard with blue and white keycaps
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
My key caps are late which I am being normal about. It’s a busy time of year! Image unrelated again
Oliver Jackson Cohen and François Arnaud
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Remembering when I tried to show my parents something on YouTube and didn’t scroll by my Watch Later playlist fast enough
Screenshot of a YouTube video titled “Is Chris Redfield Gay? resident evil lore”
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I still want CD Projekt Red to suffer in hell for designing a hot middle aged Japanese cyborg and not letting him be the gay romance option
Takemura in Cyberpunk 2077
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Getting a new set of key caps for my mechanical keyboard tomorrow and it is ALL I can think about. Image unrelated
François Arnaud in The Man Who Was Thursday (2016)
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Trying to make sense of my parents’ nespresso machine
Guy standing in front of complicated machinery with lots of wires and cables meme
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party
Woman tying her long hair into a ponytail
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Mom: Did you get your uncle a present? He's been so helpful to you this year Me: Of course I got him a present! I'm an adult, I don't need a reminder to be thankful! Me on my lunch break today running to the novelty Korean gift shop:
Homer Simpson keeled over exhausted after running a few steps
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
But hey an iced latte with a slice of apricot almond cake at 9 pm never hurt anyone
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Kinda realizing I just replaced weed with coffee
The Jemima Kirke “what the hell, sure” meme
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
At work, cataloguing books about burnout at work
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Gilmore Girls complete series bluray set coming out in May
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
[five minutes later] You know what nevermind
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Just did this at work, stance and all
Young Thug concerned leaning over computer in "nice library lady" meme
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Flannel bedsheets are ON
Octavia Spencer leaving her own name as an instagram comment
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Got this Switch 2 cover for someone as a gag gift but I ended up just keeping it for me
Switch 2 with a cutesy blue and white bear cover and controller grips
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Last joint of the year smoked
Old Leon Kennedy drawn as the I Lived Bitch hospital guy meme
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
My apple tv while I go from naked gay hockey players to the Everybody Loves Raymond 30th reunion special
Dakota Johnson in a hospital bed and blinded in Madame Webb
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Watching IT: WELCOME TO DERRY
Jada Pinkett in Scream 2
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Got coffee *without* half and half or oat milk today
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
A news crew is in the library to film something today and I'm in the background like
Rya from Elden Ring in an Apple Store
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Bought something for my (straight brother) that I just realized has the Pride flag colors version of the logo…….. oh well
Person with green hair from the “You’re bi” meme
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Another day of finding out a high stakes task I was assigned to do isn't actually high stakes or something that needs to be done at all
The main character from Arrietty reading a book and cuddling a cat in the middle of a field
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Just watched someone walk into the library, dump a packet of mini oreos into their mouth, and leave
Wendy Williams observing an image of Lady Gaga
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Whenever I remember that Greta Gerwig's Little Women still doesn't have a standalone 4K bluray release I walk into an empty room to scream about it like Meredith Marks
Heather, Whitney and Jen from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reacting to Meredith off-screen screaming "My family, that is off ****ing limits!"
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I've just discovered that there is a milk subreddit
"any one ever mix some milk and smirnoff ice green apple?" caption above a picture of what is probably a cup of milk mixed with smirnoff ice green apple
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Girl with brown hair tying her hair back in a ponytail
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Landlord coming by next week for the first since I moved in last April
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Paid for early access to Silent Hill f but I'm too scared/stressed out to keep playing it lmao
Miles Edgeworth handing you your diploma from Clown University
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Mario Kart World stickers and postcard from @othatsraspberry.com 😍😩😩
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
June Diane Raphael mentioned!!
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Watching WEAPONS
Homer Simpson sitting on couch at night bathed in the light of a TV watching Twin Peaks
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🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
God bless these people
A picture posted on r/Cookies of what looks like scored cucumber pieces full of crab meat
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