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henry breadstick

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cold and timid soul who knows neither victory nor defeat 🎾🇳🇿

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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good news: Yoshi is back
Nishioka d Shevchenko 6-2 6-4
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Q: If you could get a photo with anyone famous outside of the tennis world and outside of your family, who would you like to get a selfie with?

Nishikori (deadpan and without hesitation): Mickey.

Q. Who is that?

Nishikori: Mickey.

Q. What's Mickey famous for?

Nishikori: Disney World.
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Farewell Kei. I will miss your backhand and non-sequitur interview answers
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lol
Brunold goes from qualifier to champion
Swiss Mika Brunold earned his maiden Challenger title as a qualifier in Tulln, Austria. The 21-year-old won seven matches in eight days and overcame Brazil’s Joao Lucas Reis Da Silva 6-4, 6-3 in the final.
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good to know things were just as bad behind the scenes
Seemingly every other day a new leak revealed itself in the media centre, with long plastic sheets attached from the ceiling to buckets on the floor containing the splashing in various parts of the room. In the nearby workers’ restaurant, a dramatic burst of water from the ceiling caused its closure for one day. Throughout the tournament, a colleague joked that most sane human beings would not return every day to work underneath a ceiling that seemed ready to collapse at any time. Elsewhere, numerous photographers reported feeling sick after inhaling fetid fumes from the drains in the photo pit.
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Awkward babadook party meme
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All good vibes to Botic of the Seashells, may you channel the 2018 US Open QF energy of your long lost twin sister
Botic and Anastasija Sevastova looking suspiciously similar
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"That's right, with extra anchovies ... Armstrong Stadium, the big chair right in the middle ... tell security I sent you, they'll let you in"
Cicak on the phone
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
US Open sign warning influencers not to use lights during the matchSimpsons meme
 see? because of me, now they have a warning
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I agree with all Marion's takes tbh
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love that it kept working even after Gael demolished it with a flying kick
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Drop a WESTERN (and southern open) HERO
Grigor Dimitrov burying his face in the Cincinnati trophussy
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
Norrie d Tomic 61 60 in 50 minutes
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Haha it's not even the only time
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Choose your fighter
Pliskova braidsOstapenko braids Cobolli cornrowsAlcaraz cornrows
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Of matches tennisabstract has data for, this was the sixth-fastest win of Bernie's career. Two of the faster ones have come in the last year or so
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hey. Hey!
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
BTW the best thing about Umag, officially the Plava Laguna Croatia Open, is its connection to The Fifth Element (1995). The alien opera singer in the movie is called the Diva Plavalaguna, because Luc Besson used to go on holiday there
The Diva Plavalaguna
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Single-word titles and ignoring the tennis 😒
Last 4 watched: Anora, Ran, Monster, Shaft
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mānawatia a Matariki 🌈
A dog looking at a rainbow above a harbour
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Catching up on the Penko drama (via stevenmtennis on x)
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh...
Grigor, sad and shirtless
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Oh no Hubi's going to prison sports.yahoo.com/articles/ptp...
The listed plaintiffs in the lawsuit are the PTPA, Saisai Zheng, and Marco Trungelliti. The defendants are Nassar, Pospisil, Bethanie Mattek-Sands, Hubert Hurkacz, Ons Jabeur, Winners Alliance, and Romain Rosenberg. Depending on which side you are speaking with, Rosenberg is either the current executive director (argued by the defendants) or the former executive director who was fired for verbal abuse of a PTPA employee.
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Happy Wimbledon, make sure you've got your technique sorted
With my fingers
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I answered more or less at random but lol
Aryna Sabalenka
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just done Rafa Nadal's shopping for him on the self service tills on the tesco express in Wimbledon village. Surreal.
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Adrian Mannarino emerging from the grass like one of the flying ants at Wimbledon
Mannarino 0/8 on clay, 3/3 on grass
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Honestly some of the AI shit that pops up in the tennis feed. Imagine if this was actually happening in the Queen's crowd lol
screenshot of skeet showing AI image of Queens stands filled with people waving Kazakh and German flags
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
As he should!
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
edition.cnn.com/2026/05/28/s...
 Climate change is heavily influencing heat waves such as the one seen at Roland Garros this week.

According to the non-profit Climate Central, the heat seen this week in Paris was at least four times more likely to occur than it otherwise would as a result of climate change.

And it shows no signs of slowing down.

Heatwaves will continue to get more and more intense, happen more frequently and start earlier in the year as the world warms due to fossil fuel pollution.
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Who'd've thought the shot of Roland Garros so far would come from Casper Ruud
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Inspired by this?
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A robot lawnmower delivers the coin for the coin-toss. Good thing it's not a grass tournament
The coin toss with robot lawnmower
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
When you've got tennis at 3 but have to slaughter the younglings at 5
Rublev insta post looking moody in the desert, captioned Anakin
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Me seeing an opportunity to mention Chung, Thiem and Gulbis in the same skeet
Dominic Thiem in a cafe, smugly typing on a laptop
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Iga: tennis is such an irritating sport
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It's a pity Rublev flopped early in Madrid, if there's anyone who knows how to deal with bad shrimp it's him
But most curious of all for Bernardi were Rublev's “surreal” eating habits: the manager recalled one incident where the 25-year-old from Moscow requested grilled shrimp for lunch by the pool when it was 8 degrees Celsius outside—that’s a chilly 46 F for our American readers—but continued drinking cappuccino:

    ‘I’m Russian, don’t worry,’ he told me, before stuffing himself with grilled shrimp accompanied by three cappuccinos. 

https://www.tennis.com/baseline/articles/andrey-rublev-takes-his-cappuccino-with-a-side-of-shrimp
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I still like the ocean
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This doesn't tell you how many MPs Baptiste double faulted on (several), the weird UEs from Bencic, or the unnecessary drive volley dumped into the net on set point. Going 3 😬
Baptiste-Bencic tiebreak point by point, won 16-14 by Bencic
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Sports
A rugby game in progress
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Using Lehecka being relevant again as an excuse to bring back this weird photoshoot he and Berdych did when Berd was his coach
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I mean, she put up with him longer than most players
Coaching career
(2009–)
Kim Clijsters (2009–2011)
Sabine Lisicki (2013)
Simona Halep (2014)
Victoria Azarenka (2015–2016)
Petra Kvitová (2016)
Sara Errani (2016)
Johanna Konta (2016–2017)
Angelique Kerber (2017–2018)
Victoria Azarenka (2018–2020)
Naomi Osaka (2020–2022)
Zheng Qinwen (2023)
Naomi Osaka (2023–2024)
Iga Świątek (2024–2026)
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Tommy Paul was up 6-2 in the final tie-break and lost six points in a row?
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