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Henri Apollo

@henri-apollo.bsky.social
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Your Internet Boyfriend Archaeologist • Prince of Genovia • Bi • Burqueño • He/him • 30 • 📍sometimes ATH, GR, othertimes NM, USA I block lurkers (ppl with no pics) and creeps

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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
home alone means naked day right?
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy saturday, cuties 😘
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I moved out of my ex boyfriend’s apartment into my new place and I can see the Acropolis from my bed 😍
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
just chilling, you?
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
tenue pour la canicule… so hot 🥵
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Every time I fly from the US to Greece via France, there’s a 24 to 72 hour period where my brain doesn’t know what language I’m speaking and I just sorta mix all of three of my languages constantly due to the jet lag
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Life imitates art
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sitting at my favorite Vietnamese restaurant with my dad and people have been coming up and taking pics in front of the next door bar and I was confused as to why until I looked it up and it’s Saul Goodman’s office 😅
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
for you, for friday
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
ok here’s for mcm
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don’t want to go to work today :/
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
fat cock friday or whatever
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
fcf or whatever
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
okay maybe we need a little less
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh also I’m now newly single :/
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If you see any clever and interesting responses / critiques to Nolan’s Odyssey, could you send it my way? I just want to read something that’s NOT about him being ‘woke’ and hiring poc/trans actors. He could make every character black and I wouldn’t care! Actually, that would be interesting!
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
For the past few weeks, I've been on a team of 3, which includes me, my co-worker who speaks only Italian, and our American undergrad intern and it's been impressive how the intern and I have been able to piece together a comprehension of Italian through our knowledge of Spanish, French & Latin haha
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
excavating can be hard on the back, but I’ve found if I push my back down, it’s easier, which means I’m like straight up arching in the trench, my ass in the air, just looking like I’m ready to bottom hahahaha
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ciao da Firenze!
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Bored and sick in bed. Hit me up in my DMs and keep me company while I rest 😭
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hey cuties! Gonna be in Italia working for the next month or so without much wifi so I’ll see you all on the flip side! Ciao!
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Whenever I see people criticize that one translation of the Odyssey, they always latch onto πολύτροπος as complicated, saying “much-turned” is more accurate, but bro, what does that mean? Bro, we don’t say that in English! ”Complicated” is perfect for rendering it understandable to a modern audience
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My boyfriend and I have cocks that are basically the same length but he’s a shower and I’m more of a grower and so no one believes me :/
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I've said this before but I'll say it again: influencers shouldn't be our main celebrity journalists. They cannot do the job. What do you mean ther*puss didn't know that lyric in Kacey's song was about time zones?! Please, stop, it demeans art and artists
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
showing your friends your penis is fun, trust me 🥰
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My boyfriend has stayed over so often that he's basically left all of his underwear at my place and so he now has to stay over tonight or else he won't have underwear for tomorrow hehehe I see no problems here
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
As someone who works in a history-adjacent field, I’m not really bothered by anachronisms (I mean, the Homeric Epics are filled with anachronisms and we find them no less spectacular for it!). More often, I find them so interesting. They say so much about us and our perceptions of the past.
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I understand the cultural and systemic reasons as to why Americans tend to not learn foreign languages… but really I think we should all be doing it, and investing more into foreign language education.
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ever since I graduated college and got my first full-time job, I’ve never regularly driven to work; I’ve either taken public transit or walked. This was the promise I made to myself when I was in 4th grade that I’d always live in a place to do either ❤️
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I know that Oprah is a goddess and no one compares to her, but god do I miss seeing competent people interview people and actually understand the process and importance and dig deeper into interesting ideas and ask important and challenging questions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkOQ...
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“I Did Not Marry Paul McCartney” - All Of Oprah Winfrey’s Dreams Have Come True Except One
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Palm Sunday! Or I guess, Happy Easter to all those who follow that incorrectly calculated western calendar (pays no heed to Passover and doesn't count Sundays in the 40 days? Wild!). No, no, jk I really don't care but I like be mean to Protestants/Catholics haha
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
i don't want to go to work today :/ i just want to be gay and naked with friends
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
u up bro? i need your cock
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I saw the 20th anniversary of HM special and I’ll say that Al*x C**per is not a very interesting interviewer. I feel like I’m just watching people spill tea and not actually talk about anything interesting or deep or substantial…
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Yavos @yavos.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Come shower with me 🚿
Full front nude of me, all wet in the shower with my hard cock.Picture of my wet butt in the shower from above my shoulder.
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
sorry but this boy has a deep desire to be br*d this morning 🫠
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I am very upset today because my 50 year old colleagues are acting like I can‘t do anything, but I have survived horrors beyond their comprehension, I can definitely take on their silly tasks.
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
In other words, Large Language Models will only take over our jobs if we, as a society, decide that words are now meaningless.
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My work is gauging people's interest in AI to see what we want to do about it and everyone is pretty negative, but it got us curious and we tried to use it to help edit my paper and the thing is, if your job is all about using specific and correct language, AI will not be able to help.
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Word around the office is you've got a fat cock. I've got a fat cock too. Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime.
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I hate American Olympic commentators, man. They are so fucking critical at every juncture. I’ve been watching the Olympics this time in Greece and their commentators say « Good luck » before every ice skating performance and talk about the beauty while also being like « few issues, but good »
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I didn't get a nude in my last hotel so you'll just have to imagine me naked in a hotel room, i'm so sorry.
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I'm working with some Greek historians and I've been trying to incorporate ideas and methods from southwestern archaeology, which they know very little about, which has brought me to making this silly powerpoint haha
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Did you catch me in the crowd while watching the ceremonies?
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
ugh I hate it when one of my posts break containment and I have to be inundated with Internet Discourse™. I really don't care for the opinions and thoughts of strangers who only know me through 240 characters and feel prepared to argue with me...
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Anyways, this cutie is ready for the Games
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Her: “You’re at the—” me: “At the Euphoria ad at the Milan Olympics? Yes.”
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My friend invited me to lunch with a few of his friends and the topic of Heated Rivalry came up and one woman said “I loved it but to be honest, I skipped the sex scenes because they were boring and not pertinent to the love story” and I nearly lost my mind right then and there!!!
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I don’t want to get out of bed today… maybe it’s a stay in your underwear day
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Henri Apollo @henri-apollo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
In my dream last night, I was in my high school health class and they had an anti-drug campaign that was just "mille feuilles not milligrams" and just like... incredible work, brain!
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