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Henning Strack

@henningstrack.bsky.social
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I only know him as that guy who didn't want his RHLSTP published.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It can never be sad when it's done in such bright, vivid gray!
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And it's one movie and Eddie Murphy plays all of them.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
100g per turd, 5500 metric tons, or a cube with an edge length of ca. 17/18 metres. That's about 165 shipping containers.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this a sequel to Watership Down?
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The stories my dad tells... so much stuff that would land him in prison these days but was just "boys being boys" in a rural village in the 60s...
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think they mean general enjoyment of life.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Interesting. I would have thought that his people would just call them 'Bel cheeses'.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, we've all seen dogs like that.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jesus gave up the carpentry pretty quickly when he discovered the grift.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"This Comedian is dying, what are we gonna do, Doctor?" "You put the lime in the coconut, you shake it all up..."
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jesus you are all joyless. I read this as a person playing pretend in his head to make himself and his life seem more exciting than they are. That's all. We all play pretend in our heads about something or other.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
5 years if its m&ms
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They make great sliders.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There are other jobs out there, there are other places to live. You are not stuck, even if it feels like it. Making big changes is daunting but so worth it!
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please congratulate him on being so much younger than he looks.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Weird advice. But I'll try to remember it when I go "kitesurfing" or "canoeing".
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don't worry about it, Mark! Focus on enjoying the precious few years you have left. I can find this funny because I'm only 44, which technically still counts as late 20's in a classification system I made up.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And also, it starts that a lot of attendees are in their 40's and 50's now. You have to expect a lot more deaths when the crowd is so incredibly old
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He literally treats your house like a hotel.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me having a good time usually involves board games and clothes have never been a problem.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry. I've seen too many "Comedian X isn't funny!1!" posts and my fuse has shortened a lot.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That's on you.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I dunno... Depending on who you believe, he's either ugly or stupid, so I think it gets a pass.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You've got the version without the twist ending.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You're a total bastard and I like you.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Don't listen to him, Alex! You don't look a day over 60!
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The first time in my life I'm interested in something Bat-/Supermen related.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I rephrase. Would have enquired about prints in a second!
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That is amazing. Would have bought it in a second.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
People who talk about themselves in the third person are weird.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There are national treasures dying all over the place. So you make sure you look after yourself, Richard!
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Would explain a lot...
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Weirdest thing about that is that they don't sing it out loud.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ceci n'est pas une chat avec une pipe.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you dump someone over what pizza they like, I think it's safe to say that you will never be happy and you'll die alone.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I dunno, to me that guy sounds very dangerous...
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tried to replicate. Turned willy 180°. Willy attached to body. Stood with back to toilet and pissed on floor. Wife considering divorce. Please advise.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I guess someone has just been incredibly friendly to a complete stranger...
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
No Trump official could ever be described as a safe pair of hands.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If they have been told by someone that Spring Training this year was extended through June, just imagine where they would be.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Not true. My water pipe that has a picture of Chinese snooker player Mr Junhui on it.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think it doesn't help that when I google your name, the results are mostly trying to sell me paint.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He had enough money to buy himself freedom.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yes, of course, I meant because she has been lied to for probably quite a while.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sometimes I wonder how there are any straight women left on the planet.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
They said that this was specifically about blurting it out out of the blue. Plenty of other situations exist.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's never too late. But be nice to your wife when you do come out, whatever happens. It's as shitty for her as it is for you and she gets to be angry.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You have a chance to win a medal, the first in 60 years and very probably the last you'll ever win, the men at least. I'd call that a massive game.
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Henning Strack @henningstrack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Maybe you should then.
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