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Classic McDavid

@henchman21.bsky.social
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Amateur Land Sea-lion Tamer. Simper Fidelus Tyrannosaurus. Presumed Groundhog. My opinions are your own.

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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 4h
Screw Brewers fans! Why should they get to be happy? I should get to be happy!
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 4h
Gonna make a prequel called SUGAR PIE.
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Ryan Kelly @ryankelly.bsky.social · 5h
Buffy The Vampire Slayer sketch for a patron. 9x12 inches, ink. Thanks for the support. Want to support too? Please order a sketch or hire me to draw your comic. Thank you
Gray 9x12 inch ink sketch of the television character Buffy the Vampire Slayer as depicted by actress Sarah Michelle Gellar, holding a crossbow
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 5h
It couldn’t hurt!
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 5h
My estate planning is largely “Who do I hate so much that I’m making them deal with my comics?”
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 5h
IT’S WESTERN WEEK!!!!!
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 5h
There’s nothing stopping you from air drumming while listening to “Piggy” by Nine Inch Nails.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 5h
There should be a mosh pit at my wake.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 5h
Estate planning: “Chris, what music would you like played during your wake?” “‘The Downward Spiral’ by the band Nine Inch Nails.” “………Okay.” (I’m fine, I was just listening to it while doing the dishes and thinking how funny it would be when ‘Piggy’ comes on. That fucking drum solo..)
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Mahmud Asrar 🪲 @mahmudasrar.bsky.social · 18h
Savage Land Cyclops | NYCC 2026 10” x 14” Mixed media on watercolour paper
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 6h
I’m trying to find a picture of Blake Snell that most matches how he looks like Dan Backslide. #baseball
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 7h
Not pictured, the baked potato in the oven that refuses to bake. I need to work on my roast carrot game. The red cabbage was decent. The corned beef was perfection.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 10h
"LIV Golf should know its future by end of month, attorney says" Ohh ohh I can tell them their future right now!!
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 11h
The inspiration
Still from Food Wars of a squid tentacle in peanut butter
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 13h
A) These images are using the scroller wheel on my mouse, one click, two click, three click. That's the space where I can see the point of the entire RT website. Who coded this shit? (I know who, dipshits using AI B) Regardless, I don't think I've ever seen a greater divide in critic vs audience
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 13h
"I needed 2 hours to fully explore the labyrinthine plot of the Matchbox movie, otherwise no one would understand John Cena's motivation!"
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 14h
2 hours and 6 minutes for the goddamn Matchbox movie? That is an 84 minute movie, and any director that can't deliver in less than 84 minutes ain't getting paid. Rant over.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 14h
I'm sure no credit card info will be lost because of this....
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 15h
And I get that none of us want to do our jobs. Everything sucks and no one is paid enough for their personal bullshit that they deal with. But someone has to do their job.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 15h
"You expect us to do our job now? ..............................................*deep inhale* Fine!" Epic can go screw.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 15h
There is always something nice about a simplistic "Whatever, virgin."
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 15h
Also "You lambic-gargling, Limburger dick cheese!" Or is that too Belgian specific?
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 16h
I started plumbing the depths of Archer insults, and can I interest you in "Chlamydiot"?
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 16h
"Limpdick" is close.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 16h
This is A Dance Off. If You See this, Post A Dance!
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Dandadan Dan Da Dan
ALT: Dandadan Dan Da Dan
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 16h
I try not to use "bitch" or "pussy" about these guys, cause it's internalized misogyny of not the world ending type, but you get it. But sometimes they do just feel like the best words to use and it's tough. I just try to use the non-gendered "dipshit."
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 16h
How to get me interested in your GI Joe comic: Put Beachhead on the cover.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 16h
Hell yeah!
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 16h
"Should we put Wolverine in charge of the school?" "Technically, it's a different school. So I'm sure it will be fine."
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 16h
You just have to wait for better interest rates. It might be bad right now to buy a stairway to heaven, but once the rates go down again, it's better in the long run.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 16h
Das Boot is not really ideal background watching, at least not the directors cut, cause there's not enough music, it's all in German. The only good part is looking up every once in a while and it's Jürgen Prochnow's piercing eyes.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 17h
No, but only because Married With Children is an odd 90's blind spot for me. I know the broad points, but not the specifics. But I understand why you would think of it.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 17h
Peter King. Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Long time.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 17h
"Texas Senate race is now a $500 million contest" "Inflation rose faster than expected, with everyday costs climbing further" Two headlines that aren't connected but are.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 18h
My whole night sleeping was just a series of pretty intense dreams that kept waking me up. So I'm at 100% for sure.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 18h
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 18h
There is no ethical use of AI.
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 19h
Oct 14th - #Hackers of the world united to overload the Gibson, and prevent the Da Vinci virus from capsizing an oil fleet, designed to distract from "The Plague's" worm stealing $25m. 📽️📅 Hackers (1995)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Hackers" (1995): First, a group of young people is gathered in a subway car, with one reading a paper as another looks on, while a subtitle reads, "Wait a minute. The 14th... that's the same day the worm ends its run." Second, a person with a striking hairstyle and colorful clothing stands in front of a vibrant, patterned backdrop, saying, "Hackers of the world, unite." Third, a person leans out of a car window, passionately shouting, "Hack the planet!"
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Worth it!
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It oddly has a British accent.
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Moon Says 'I'm the Moon!'
ALT: Moon Says 'I'm the Moon!'
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
J'ACCUSE!!!! #hockey
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
O/U number of times I will exclaim “J’accuse!” during this game? #hockey
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know it's an early start on a Tuesday, but good god seats are available for the Wings game. They're trying to say Larkin will hear boos, but from whom?
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gbips?
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay, I'm glad I did not go to yesterday's mystery movie.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did a hockey jersey fly into your study on a dark and stormy night?
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don't think I'm prepared for 3 1/2 hours of Das Boot after 5 hours of Batman today.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know Gotham is supposed to be kind of New York in the past at night, or sometimes people think of it as Chicago (because of filming reasons) but I do think how they filmed DK Rises in Pittsburgh and thinking of Gotham as a Rust Belt city.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Io, got it. Makes sense.
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Which moon?
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