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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 10h

Luke was right I got saved in the same red river the same red river tried to drown me

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 10h

Thank god the bears still suck, that's the only saving grace

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 10h

I on the other hand will never recover

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 11h

can he even be guilty if it's his flowers

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 13h

your occasional reminder that slotherhouse should be on your horror watch list this October

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

After a while, Pugsley was caught yellow handed and full of regret he insists he simply saw the weather forecast and decided it was time to harvest the seeds and prepare next years garden he claims he is innocent and was merely gardening

Pugsley, who has a distinctly thinner tail at the base of the tree looking very guilty holding a sunflower petal

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

Our first witness may be a squirrel of interest as he has been seen climbing the sunflowers before But I have a feeling, he's telling the truth

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

It is always important to remember that it's very common in cases like this where there are multiple victims for the perp to return to the scene of the crime I have a feeling, he did so I stuck around to see if anything was suspicious

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

Our second witness - some of you may know pugsley - was watching from above. He doesn't know if he saw anything but is really sad someone would rip up his garden like this

Smaller red squirrel straddling a branch in the hackberry tree looking down at us

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

Our first witness was shy at first, but after deciding I was Okay mentioned he might've seen someone hanging around the flowers

Large red squirrel with a big fluffy tail running away behind a fallen tree

The same squirrel, closer now in the fescue grass nibbling on a nut in full attention

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

I spoke with two witnesses who were nearby the scene

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

on today's episode of To Catch a Killer we enter the scene of the crime, a detailed forensic analysis has been conducted

A broken toppled over sunflower plant with multiple heads. Behind it a few more sunflowers all beheaded

While performing a perimeter sweep, we found evidence of sunflower head parts and a pile of petals at the base of the tree

Detailed analysis shows a close up of a deseeded head,, stray petals, and some seed pieces

Another close up reveals many more sunflower seeds

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 15h

congratulations to the chargers the team who is excelling at giving every team they play a hard time before literally handing them the win it's always April fools day with McDaniels offense

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 15h

This is what we ask them to do and this is what they do

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 16h

Better to show up in week 5 than not at all

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 16h

oh no my windows are open the entire town just heard me screaming that run into the end zone

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 16h

Love fall (90 degrees, breezy, windows open, all this fresh air, football)

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 16h

so deep into our bench I don't even know who just caught that touchdown

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 18h

my game plan is to just let dicker kick it from every spot on the field forget the rest

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 18h

Love that!! There's a bit fewer bees than there's been especially out front on my natives but I think since we've got more rain and other stuff is blooming they've spread out some

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 19h

glad to see Kentucky more appropriately ranked kind of confused why do we even play Ohio state if it's not going to count for the rankings they lost to us

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 20h

no sign of a leak smell is strange to me it's giving paper mill but we don't have one. Fireman said he thinks it's sewage but it's in an area that doesn't have lines but it's so windy today could be coming from elsewhere

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 20h

No evidence of a leak - we're all natural gas around here so the guy walked the whole block There's a smell but we're just not sure what it is. They had me wait outside (which was where it smelled) until the gas company arrived and then he ran a bunch of tests. All clear

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah half the fire department was here and now the gas company

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 21h

missed the whole first quarter because I might have a gas leak which is neat

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 21h

I think it's different to be bummed about a loss vs being miserable all week and mean to people because of it tbh

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I don't think I've slept good in weeks I am probably stressed like that makes sense But my god I would kill for a good nights sleep.

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I am glad I am not actually the kind of fan who cares who wins and loses like I just want everyone to have fun being miserable about sports means you might need a new hobby maybe therapy

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D is tired, but there is coffee @grrlintersect.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The blankets and hangers did not come with notes, but thank you so much to whoever sent them. have reorganized some of the things on the list because after recent disappearances, I apparently need things that I thought I already had.

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

there's an architectural salvage store on my way where I'm going soon and I shouldn't but how could I not?

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You're telling me leading with the crown a direct hit with the crown to the helmet is not targeting ? ok

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'd argue not having the score ticker for other games is actually MORE disruptive to my game experience since I have to pick up my phone to find the info

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Three things must be true The sun, the moon, and Kirby Smart using a time out if he has one

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Counter point, arch isn't even close to the new Carson beck

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Curiosity isn't always that good I am never going to make the mistake of asking my squirrel what he's eating again He held up the cricket like look mom and then crunched its head off

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

devastating day to be inside Oklahoma

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

LOL and I have no idea what it is sounds like it's a keeper

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

more discoveries: Kurt cobain poster Loose albums include: The Satin Sound - Brook Benton, It Ain't Easy - Three Dog Night, In Action - Johnny Rivers And empty Pink Floyd album

Black and white poster of Kurt cobain, and freshly sleeved in clear sleeves loose albums, and a beat of empty sleeve for Pink Floyd

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

DO IT And in 15-18 business months check to see if I post when I've finally made it through all these albums as I will surely part with a handful of them

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Aha! I saw your adventures today, I also didn't stop at our festival because too many people

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Haha true. Gosh some of these are still sealed with their original under $5 price tag still attached

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm over here taking notes as to which albums folks call out so I know which to listen to first haha

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I feel like I gotta put all the titles in a bowl and just randomly select them

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