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Oh! No! Well, I used to.

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I'm always a whimsical animal!

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The gods of fashion and character acting both demand sacrifice.

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The upside is that lawyer outfits are SO cute.

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Oh my Freddy, I know!!

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Maybe you need a Latte!

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I guess the other one is riding crop adjacent. Count me anyway!

Sure, I love horse movies!

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According to our R&D Department, if you cry on him it's just going to start the whole thing over again.

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Make better choices next year!

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If I had to describe you in two words, jealous would be both of them.

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Picture it like this: You have TWO versions of Roxy seated in opposite chairs, and they BOTH want their makeup done. For some reason, Roxy herself has suggested this.

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You on the other hand are a cad and a scoundrel.

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What a gentleman and a charmer!

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You generally, no. Everything to do with you, yes!

Contrition is a good look! We all have regrets.

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It gives your ex plenty of time to reflect on their decisions! In a romantic way.

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Why should I care if you take yourself to a Drive-In? Take everyone. It's working really well for you.

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Lay bait and set traps! They love that.

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Those sound like fighting words. Meet me in the Onion Ring.

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The fryers in the Entity's Freddy franchise location looked fine to me!

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Guess you'll have to call yourself something else now. The "Standard Work Day" One.

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Cancelled, banned, discontinued, placed permanently under construction. I think I was being generous with a month, in reality I probably should have only done two weeks of holidays. Life comes at you fast. You never know what Holiday will be your last! ...Allowed per annum.

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That's right! Today is the last Holiday for the year. We've used up all our Holidays in one gluttonous month of silly fun, and all the others are cancelled. Enjoy it however you think best. It's Onion Ring Day.

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Wow, memory issues! We have so much in common.

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Wow, GREAT outfit! Uh, did you make it yourself? You look nice, too. If you um, also chose that. It's just nice to have another program around here. Did I say nice already?

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Sometimes troubleshooting for technology can feel a lot like bridging the gateway between the living and the dead!

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Nope! Heavy is the head that wears the crown, buddy. You're number one. Lots of professionals would kill for your part.

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Sure, means you get to spend all the time you want with your shadow without interruptions!

If all you've got is a cage, doing a few circles counts!

I've had a lot of memory wipes! But definitely since Best Friend Day.

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Helpi @helpier.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Today is Daylight Appreciation Day! Incidentally, it's also Summer Solstice. Nothing but sun, fun, and ancient rituals. I hope Sun's having a good time.

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I know Gregory, and yes.

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Helpi @helpier.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I thought I posted that it was Take Your Dog To Work Day? Uh, whoops, I am now being informed most people are home from work. Uh, imagine what it would have been like if you took your dog to work today!

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Helpi @helpier.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

We're almost at the end of our holidays! The last holiday will be June 22nd! Your days are numbered! Literally! This is a calendar joke. Today's holiday is Sauntering Day. Slow down, unwind, go for an aimless wander, end up at a haunted facility, never get out again.

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Helpi @helpier.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

That's what I'm thinking! I swear today was also International Panic Day, but that's gone now and it's all Picnics from here on out! Maybe somebody changed the future!

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Helpi @helpier.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Oh my goodness! Nice shot!