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Heather Logan

@helogan.bsky.social
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Theoretical particle physicist, university professor, nature enthusiast, Wiccan HPS (dual Lexi/Gard), autistic person. She/her. people.physics.carleton.ca/~logan

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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pleased to see that my webpage meets the Strossian ideal!
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ken Lane spent some time at Fermilab when I was a postdoc there. He gave a marvellous series of pedagogical lectures on technicolor that turned us all into true believers (or at least, true appreciators). SUSY is cool, but technicolor is *beautiful*. (And Nature has already used the idea once.)
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Um... I don't think so. #CarletonU
Partial screenshot of the interactive faculty timetable in Carleton Central, which states "All times are Eastern Standard Time (EST)".  This is false.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#CarletonU orientation day is tomorrow. I have a couple of meetings with my grad students/postdocs, then an hour of short talks from undergrad summer students. Classes start on Wednesday. This is always exciting.
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Andrew Robinson (no, not Garak) @andrewr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, ever. (Or Claude and certainly not Grok)
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Remember, kids: it's only shamanism if it comes from the Tungus region of Siberia. Everything else is just sparkling cultural appropriation.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Had a great time at the Light Dark World workshop at #CarletonU the past 4 days. Slides are all posted if people want to check them out asynchronously: indico.global/event/16618/...
Photo of a black-and-red directional signboard indicating that the Light Dark World workshop is to the viewer's left.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
New in Google Calendar for iPhone: you didn't actually want to know which month it is, did you? #VibeCodingFail
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Important thread. There's a good argument here that not naming your "collaborator" up-front is academic fraud.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Important essay about generative AI by software developers Johannes Link and Jakob Schnell: blog.johanneslink.net/2025/11/04/t... Read the whole thing... while you still have the cognitive capacity to do so. 👀
blog.johanneslink.net
To Gen or Not To Gen: The Ethical Use of Generative AI
Is it ethical to use hyper-scaled GenAI?
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
But without a crew, who will operate the slide rules?? 😱
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The HTML 'blink' tag is here to stay. We need to stop fearmongering about the HTML 'blink' tag and start finding the ways that the HTML 'blink' tag can be used ethically and to support our causes. Naysayers need to realize that this technology is inevitable.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That feeling when you can't tell whether the new guy in Research Accounting is functionally illiterate or is just outsourcing their email to a chatbot. 💀
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Well. Richard Dawkins failing the Turing test was not on my bingo card for today.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
ArXiv is going nuclear 💪😁
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Big same. @chucktingle.bsky.social makes me happy to be alive.
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The wizard works on revising his research paper.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The kids are ok!
Photo of a poster for the Carleton Anti-AI Society
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
@kaiao.fi Your Prez was at my uni this morning! And went skating with our PM!
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My first crosslist to astro-ph.CO and I immediately get an email from a crackpot begging for an arXiv endorsement. 😬
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
New paper today! ⚛️ Cool (semi-)analytic results on nonperturbative fermion production during scalar field oscillations (e.g. of the inflaton, post-inflation). Great work by our student Fazlul Yasin as part of his PhD! arxiv.org/abs/2604.07326
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Analytic Approximations for Fermionic Preheating
Non-thermal fermions can be produced non-perturbatively in the early universe during coherent oscillations of a scalar field. We explore fermion production in $λϕ^{4}$ inflation through this mechanism and analyze the momentum spectrum of the fermions produced, which depends on a coupling parameter $q$. For $q \gtrsim 0.01$, the main contribution to the total number density comes from an approximately half-filled Fermi sphere as a result of non-adiabaticity. For $q\lesssim 0.01$, we find that the major contributions instead come from resonance peaks at higher momentum values. We find a simple relation to predict the momentum values corresponding to resonance peaks for any $q$. We also obtain analytic power-law approximations for the total number density of fermions and find that it is proportional to $q^{1/2}$ for $q\lesssim 0.01$ and proportional to $q^{3/4}$ for $q\gtrsim 10$. If fermions produced by this mechanism make up the entirety of dark matter, we estimate lower bounds on their mass.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Fake goatees for all crew members.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The eternal question.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Some time after my Mac updated its OS, I spent two hours I couldn't really spare getting my Fortran compiler to work again. You really don't want to have to do that when you're someplace without decent WiFi, like say halfway to the moon.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
No joke paper will ever surpass the sublime brilliance of Supersplit Supersymmetry, arxiv.org/abs/hep-th/0..., "born" on this day in 2005. 100% correct physics, and a pointed commentary on some of the excesses of the field at that time. ⚛️
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Supersplit Supersymmetry
The possible existence of an exponentially large number of vacua in string theory behooves one to consider possibilities beyond our traditional notions of naturalness. Such an approach to electroweak ...
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
A salute to our trans physics students. We value you and are proud that you are part of our department!
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Quantum mechanics and special relativity are both totally normal and thoroughly established parts of physics.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Only 3 more lectures till the end of term.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm preparing lecture notes on the polarized e-e+ --> mu-mu+ cross section (Peskin & Schroeder Sec. 5.2) and I'm gonna use it as a launchpad to talk about forward-backward asymmetries and I am so excited about this! ⚛️
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Sounds like CAUT has drunk the kool-aid. Sad to see them buy in to the denigration of faculty who still value the intellectual development and creativity of our students.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Mood.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
You have to realize that to a person in their 80s with dementia, "2028" sounds like a year still many decades in the future.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Hinchliffe's Theorem continues to hold.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Apply liquid detergent and let sit for at least an hour before washing in cold water.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
@catmckenney.bsky.social Please copy BC and push to have Ontario end clock-changes! Let last night's clock change be Ontario's last!!
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Once I was at a Canadian Assoc. of Physicists meeting and some guy wanted us to try to get "Physicist" made a regulated profession (like PEng), b/c it would somehow raise salaries. He went on about how we could use the Greek letter pi in the iconography. The first letter of 'physics' is not pi.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hospital nutritionist Restaurant server Physician Truck driver (doing all 4 grandparents because Gender Equality)
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I hadn't even thought of this! (Fortran user)
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
If the college student had been *unprepared* for this work environment, they would have been removed from consideration. The fact that the student *withdrew* from consideration tells me that they had been amply prepared to practice journalism with integrity, and found the newsroom lacking.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
More than this: I've seen the slopbot in action in the email replies of HR 'professionals' too lazy to do their job. The slopbot can't tell the difference between 'too little' and 'too much', and doesn't know how to paste web links into an email. Slopbots can't even do the bare minimum.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
YES! MOAR TREES! 🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I finished reading Ken MacLeod's 'Lightspeed trilogy' recently. A++ would recommend! Great worldbuilding (and, um, -wrecking), plenty of plot twists, complex politics, and no simple answers.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Holy shit 😬
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
One of the many benefits of not doing small-talk. #ActuallyAutistic
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
On it.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Me as an undergrad in the early 1990s #WomenInSTEM
Young woman in glasses and a blue shirt standing in front of a chalkboard, with electronic equipment visible at the edge of the frame.
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Heather Logan @helogan.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I am so proud of #CarletonU #cupe4600 graduate Teaching Assistants right now. cupe4600.ca/bargaining/a... "[T]here is no such thing as ethical use of AI. [...] AI fundamentally undermines the purpose of higher education." Sign their open letter for the right to opt out of slopbot use!
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Open Letter: Re Demanding AI Guardrails at Carleton - CUPE 4600
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SNOLAB @snolabscience.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
📢 The Canadian Association of Physicists 2026 Annual Congress will be held in Ottawa, ON from June 22-26. The deadline to submit an abstract is coming up on January 15, 2026. Find more details on abstract submission on the CAP website: cap.ca/congress-con...
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