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@helluvaloser.bsky.social
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beware the weed that makes you like hazbin hotel. she/her. 30+ icon by @luuz0r.bsky.social ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/seikaleigh

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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
oh no mr. silky watch out
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
alastor impregnating lucifer
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Helloooooo Rosie!
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Me staring at Charles: I miss him already (I will be gone a single full day)
Big orange cat with big ol' eyes
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I'm gonna snap this stupid twink in half.
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Meant to take a pic of this blitzo doodle last night, but I'm glad I don't know how to use my own phone bc the timing is so funny. Brandon you're gonna what???
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Hazbin Hotel panel no context
Image of text: He goes by man meat
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm so fucking READY
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
hell's most famous feminist, alastor!
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Got a special delivery last night from @luuz0r.bsky.social! Everyone turned out sooooo good! Also, please laugh with me at how Lucifer's sticker peeled when Charles unexpectedly jumped onto my lap 😂
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Me: alrighty boys, what do you think of Alastor? The boys: the deer must be groomed
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
F I N A L L Y He's just been sitting at a distribution facility for a week, bring him home!
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Holding him will bless me with an immeasurable amount of serotonin.
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
organizing files and found a fic that i apparently finished but never posted. of course it's just more radioapple bickering. archiveofourown.org/works/79997821
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Was texting the siblings about animal crossing and corvin about the hazbin merch and I am incapable of texting multiple people at once bc I WILL send the wrong thing to the wrong chat every single fucking time.
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i am not normal about this i don't know how to be
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
WHORE. THIS FUCKING SLUT.
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
in the office looking at the valentine's hazbin merch and lowkey being called out by voxtek. no. i will absolutely not get back to work.
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Things have been kinda rough so i was barely mentally present when opening my card packs - turns out I didn't remember most of them lol. Finally had the energy/time to sort tho and I'm very happy with what I pulled! These are def my faves
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Hi I'm Saint Peter and welcome to my fuck house.
Hazbin hotel trading cards. The gates of heaven are surrounded by 2 of Abel and 4 of Saint Fucking Peter.
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I'm so glad dad mugs are real I thought people were just making silly fanart lmao
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
can't stop thinking about this dress she's soooo hot
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Me staring at a particularly deep cut that won't stop bleeding, wondering if I should get stitches:
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Lol workin' with the same spatula. I'm grateful dough isn't as messy as whatever the hell it is you'll be feeding us later
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Who made you get into Hazbin Hotel? “I opened the door” “I locked it”
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
alastor poorly tied to the cuck chair, rolling around v tower being an obnoxious little shit was the funniest bit.
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
also. carmilla's fit at the end. it's so hard to ignore the siren call of a plunging neckline like that. and the sleeve cape thing, the earrings, the lacing of her shoes going up to her thighs... it's such a good fucking look. i can't help but consider this too.
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I have everything for Rosie's usual look but I'm obsessed with this dress. I want all the pink petticoats and I love the detail at the hips. And I love a dress that has a lot of volume and movement to it sooo I guess I'm changing my cosplay plans. She's just so fucking cute.
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Had a string of bad luck so I was unable to screen print a silly thing for the lads later when we watch the final episodes, but I like how my lil drawings turned out so they have to go somewhere. I do not draw so it took me way too long lol
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
There's literally no difference, it's the same picture.
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I've had this shirt for a while and never thought much of it, but then @luuz0r.bsky.social had to go and call it the radiostatic shirt lmao there's no escape
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
made a playlist to organize my s2 song ranking
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
"two, tiny, itty bitty conditions" runs thru my head on repeat. he's so condecending i adore him
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
and also here
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
and here
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
mentally i'm still here
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
alastor sweetheart you are sitting like a fucking WHORE
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
also this is just what my cat looks like when i break out the crate and he realizes we're going to the vet
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
the duality of a man... i am so in love with him
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
hey bambi how's the fight going
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
lol hey there al
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
is this better
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
oh for fuck's sake fine here's literally all the one's we've got
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
i got in trouble for excluding vox so i added him and everyone else's guys
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
me and the lads after our family outings to get more little guys
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
What episode does this happen in?
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Watch party with the lads, the crew, the little guys!
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
okay i'm ready
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
i'm so obsessed with this man i'll never be free of the grip he has on me
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jes @helluvaloser.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Dying bc this means he uses heart shaped bullets
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