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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Ok my activity feed and sales are DOWN

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

All right stop doomscrolling, give me the phone Your mom’s not answering my texts so I’m taking it out on all of you

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Yeah I’m Blitzo. The ‘O’ is silent… just like your mom after I’m done with her

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Have a landlord who raised the rent again? Call I.M.P!! We’ll evict his soul for half price this week only we accept cash, crypto, and nudes as payment.

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Working on my day off because the grind never stops but here's a wip

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Don't mind me, just beefin with a val in a server

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

SALSAFESTIVAL N GLASSPITVHER HAV UNITED THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

C: www.facebook.com/share/v/1Ap5...

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

"I need to be there for him. He needs me. They all need me." "You ruined his life like you ruined everyone else's. They'd all be better off without you."

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I thought you never wanted to see me again...

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

/ I never write action but I think I cooked here

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

OKAY LOOK, HOT TAKE (LITERALLY) BOMBPROOF THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATURE. that horse is METAL AS FUCK Striker may be PSYCHOTIC ASS cowboy with a murder kink, but at least the guy knows how to pick a RIDE. I WANT A HORSE. I DESERVE A HORSE. WHY DOES HE GET A HORSE???

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

/I mean like it's A LOT OF information I mean Some of it I still don't understand If you ever make your own trolls lmk because I do that a lot, I draw trolls a lot

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍᴇ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ * ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ / ᴏᴠᴇʀʟʏ ʟᴇᴡᴅ *ʏᴜᴍᴇ ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ *ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴜꜱʜ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ, ʙᴜᴍᴘꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰɪɴᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ.

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

> keeps waking up and passing tf back out

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

[SNAPS AT THE AIR ALMOST BITING HER] DO NOT. TOUCH. ME. UNLESS YOU WANNA LEAVE WITH FEWER LIMBS THAN YOU STARTED WITH.

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

"OH" ACTUALLY, it's BLITZ, and the O is SILENT. ANYWAYS, I see you staring here, checking this sign out [he gestures to the imp sign behind him with dramatic flourish, a big grin on his face, his little tail wiggling] You looking for a hit, or are ya gunna leave me hanging??

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

[he just STARES awkwardly for a moment before shrugging like whatever] ... Eh. I can't be too picky right now. I'll take it. And WOW, what? Who is this bozo? Where's he at? What information do you have for me? The more tea you spill, the faster we can take this bitch out. [Smug evil grin]

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

[POV, Me lurking and watching y'all while I'm stuck at work and can't write properly]

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

[🎠] aaawww, look at my little Loony Toony over there making friends. i’m so proud. maybe I'll bring ’em both on a tiny job so i can test their teamwork skills. nothing too messy. Lil friend date. Maybe.

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

SERIOUSLY though, neat trick, that's kinda badass??? Even if it can't kill it can certainly buy you some leverage. Can't beat a defensive system like that

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

WhOAA whoa WHOA- SHIT- [throws his hands up immediately like he's at gunpoint] HOW ABOUT NOT PUTTIN THAT FUCKIN THING IN MY FACE?!? [Literally him rn ⬇️]

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Any of you DUMB FUCKS wanna scratch that itch for 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲??? Need someone 𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅? Need it done 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱?? Need it done 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 but 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨??? CALL I.M.P TODAY!! We’ve got time to kill. 𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆.

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

[🎠] ATTENTION YOU PRETENTIOUS PRICKS!!! I.M.P. is now ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS!! Got unresolved rage? Violent tendencies and no outlet? A taste for vengeance? Mild to moderate mental illness? Perfect. Send your resume no references needed!!! (a sexy headshot is optional but encouraged)

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

/Cringy edit I made a while back I actually muse stolas I just made a blitz account for a friend

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

[🎠] Ohhhmygodddd it’s too fuckin early for this but SOMEONE’S gotta go out and do the murdering! (Off to work)

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

DONT WORRY DADDY WILL FIX THIS!!! [SQUEALCHING THUMPS + SCREAMING]

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ʙʟɪᴛᴢø @helluvahotline.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

[🎠] Signed up for this hellsite so I can yell at STUPID people and maybe advertise my murder business. follow for horse content, bad decisions, and... for the love of all that is unholy HIREUSPLEASE!!! #blitzo #blitz #helluvabossrp

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