Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“What did the window do to you, you heathen?” With a low groan that might have been a moan, she rolled to her back and stared at him. “Did you bring me coffee, or just this little display of premature firing?” 000
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“Ah, Doctor Strange. I was hoping to run into you.” She stretched, body swaying over the bed. “I need a partner to walk the road of Depravity and Carnal Sin.” 001
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026“Sundays are for 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝.” “Sit at my alter and allow me to 𝖽𝗲𝘃𝗼𝗎𝙧 𝘆𝗼𝗎𝙧 𝖽𝗲𝘃𝗼t𝗂𝗼𝗇.” 040
Reposted by Satana Hellstrom𝒩ℯℯ𝓃𝒶 “𝒟ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓃ℴ” 𝒯𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓃 @takethewheel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026𝐀 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐍𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 😇 1103
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026“Ah, Thor. I have need of your Godly seed. An Asgardian-Demon army would serve me most well.” 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026“Bow, then kneel, and bury your face between my legs.” 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026“The Queen has returned, who’s ready to bow?” 380
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026“Later when you’re sweating and wondering about heatstroke, I want you all to know that Hell isn’t this hot.” “This is all global warming, darlings. Big Corporations and greedy fat-cats did this to you.” “And it’s only going to get worse for your children.” 030
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“Thor, darling. It would be a pleasure to have you under me.” 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“And that-“ her hands cupped his faced fingers trailing over smooth skin towards his lips “-is why you’re one of my very favourites and I will never eat your soul.” Well, not so long as he continued to please her so well. “I do appreciate every wonderful inch of you.” 010
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“Unless you’re filling up my minions, yes.” “I like you.” 010
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026“Sorry darlings, I spent the day with my Daddy.” 200
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026"What's that line all you web-heads use?" "Ah yes." She grinned, red eyes blazing. "You always get back up." 010
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026There was not a trace of fight in him, almost like he wanted to be whisked away and have someone else make all the decisions for him. Most her-types did. Her hand slid up his chest, and then slid into his hair, stroking it back, out his face. "I have high hopes for you." - 110
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“As well you should. You have no idea how disruptive it is to be plucked away from whatever you’re doing without warning.” She moved into his embrace, her hand going to his chest and finding a button to undo. “Have you been with a Demon before?” 000
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“My Women of the Waters do hunger for affection and the attention of travellers, I can’t deny them a feast when such a pretty one stops by.” “And they look mostly like me. Small wings, tails. Succubi, darling. You can have them look however you like.” Satana was simply egotistical. 010
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“My demons don’t visit the mortal realm, they are my minions in Hell.” “Well, unless summoned. But that is entirely on the summoner, not me.” 000
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“If it’s that you never have to pay child support, don’t worry. I don’t even pay child support.” 000
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“Indeed. Are you offering up a generous donation?” 000
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“Spider-Demons! How wonderful would that be?” “Come along then, little spider. My minions and I are going to drain you dry.” 010
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“I’m going to need someone to knock me up.” “Demons don’t just spawn in from nowhere.” 140
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Which translated to she hated being in debt to someone and would hound him for her own amusement. 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026“Whatever it is you are.” She repeated, voice dropping into something colder. “That’s very rude of you, man who dresses as a devil.” With his little horns. “You’d do well to accept my offer and move on, otherwise you might invite strife.” - 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"I dislike being in debt to anyone, so name your boon." She touched the nearest body with her foot, giving it a little kick. 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The blonde (for now) shrugged, stepping out of a pentagram and swaying her hips as she moved over to where three men now lay. "I should thank you, really. They had me bound by a summoning spell." And the Daredevil had thought this was just another street level thug hideout. - 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"My poor little brain is full of contractual law." She whined, putting on a good show of being entirely put-upon. "I have all the time I want, it works differently down there, you know. Time. It doesn't pass like it does here. That's why when I am here, I try to savour it." 110
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"Did you know that I can imbue a weapon with my blood?" "Any soul that weapon then reaves is mine." "By both holy and unholy law." 000
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026It was also, underneath it all, just a sword. A weapon forged from a metal. And that meant that she could use it. Her hand touched the blade, then she pressed her palm against the edge until she felt the sting of it slice into her flesh. Blood running. - 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"Take it, buy it. Whichever one works for you." "What will it cost me?" 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026// take some time and look after yourself xx 110
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026She watched that sword appear in his hand, then swayed closer, holding a hand out. Delicate and gentle. “May I touch it?” She asked, her voice soft and her lips curled in a small smile. Eye lashes fluttering. She was no threat, she was just a lady faced with a mighty weapon. 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026“For every soul that passes through Hell, there is a contract. And every time that soul changes hands, there’s a change of ownership form. In the event that a soul has a conflict of interests, there’s more forms to fill out to contest ownership.” It was a lot. “That’s why we’re always grouchy.” 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026“And I thought the morning was the best time to be a man.” Maybe all the blood was in the wrong place? “Have you considered selling your soul?” 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026“There you go.” She hummed, her brow lifting in humour while she let her tongue flick out and lick slowly across her top lip. 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026“Your weapon, mm?” Her eyes flicked downwards, lingering long enough to let him know she wasn’t talking about his sword. “Maybe I’ll watch that display of might.” And then back up to grin at him. 100
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Oh honey, do you think I have a limited number of minions? We are legion, for we are many. 110
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I do. And a little snack, if you’re offering. 110
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026And that’s why I’m overworked and under appreciated. Who else is going to make sure that no misdeed goes unpunished? Who else will make sure that the evil doers get what’s coming to them? I see you hero-types sending them to Hell, but you don’t appreciate the work it takes to keep them here. 010
Satana Hellstrom @hellsbarbie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Nobody fully appreciates the paperwork involved in ruling Hell. It’s not all soul sucking and punishing the wicked with red hot pokers up the back door. And for most of these contracts, you need a magnifying glass to see the small print, as well as few incantations to see the hidden print. 550
