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@hellonerds.bsky.social
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eDiscovery paralegal, nerd, artist, knitter, convention wrangler, ADHD gremlin, HSD zebra living the chronic illness dream. Chicago-ish. Trying to post Mostly Not Politics, because we all need a break sometimes

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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 5h
#inktober day 4: cactus More botanical drawing. I learned my cheap sketchbook is (shockingly) terrible for marker. I did this on marker paper and pasted it in. I had a million problems with it and I’m not super happy but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tombow markers, Ohuhu acrylic pens, Microns, gel pen, etc
A color drawing of a blooming yellow ball cactus on a black background
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My family left me alone in the candy aisle of the world’s largest truck stop and I cannot be held responsible for my actions
An angled shot of some of the massive candy aisles at The World’s Largest Truck Stop, with a Jelly Belly endcap display.

We left with three grocery bags of snacks and I regret nothing
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#inktober day 3: miniature I love dandelions and my neighbors hate me for it I wanted to try drawing something delicate and minimalist so I busted out the final boss of fineliners, the 003 Micron. I like how it adds another shade to the prompt
A delicate ink drawing of a dandelion puff, drawn in my little square sketchbook. One little seed is floating away.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#inktober day 2: relic I’ve had this highlighter since college and it still fucking works. This became less impressive when I realized this marker was from 2016 college and not the one from 1998 college
Sketchbook doodle of a pink Stabilo BOSS highliter. Said highlighter is weighing down the page. I just really wanted to draw a highlighter with the highlighter okay
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kiddo said “u should do #Inktober” she said this like an hour after I bought this tiny adorable 5” square sketchbook and I figure the universe demands it. I give Inktober like three days before I forget it exists
A little 5 x 5” sketchbook with an inked sketch of an apple. It has a long stem with a little twig and a few leaves.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God this is the most fucking depressing pair of calendar entries I have ever seen Wake was lovely. I got to see people I haven’t seen in ages, which reminded me that I need to pay more attention to distant friends.
iOS calendar entries.
Entry one: Carole’s Wake
Entry two: Carole’s Birthday

(They postponed the memorial so they could do it on her birthday. She would have been 47)
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
haha I have a slightly different goal
Photo: a pad of Pastelmat pastel paper and a can of of Krylon UV Archival matte varnish

(The paper was $50 for 12 sheets and and the spray was $25. Food budgets are overrated)
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mark The Employee Who Also Happens To Work In Colored Pencil and PanPastel was like “hang on” and then magic happened
Two cans of Brush and Pencil’s Advanced Colored Pencil Texture fixative, with both big orange clearance stickers pricing them at $8

I am not sharing, sorry not sorry
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wanted to do some Japanese-style coil binding (iykyk) but I wanted a hole punch that wasn’t like $50. Enter CARL. You know you’ve got baseline quality when the entire packaging is in Japanese. Japan does not fuck around when it comes to stationery 🌟
A photo of a loose-leaf punching machine. Think of it as a three-hole punch that punches ten holes instead.

Translation: A punch that lets you create your own custom loose-leaf pages.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have been hiding in my house since Carole died but I realized she’d be hella pissed if I didn’t use these tickets. Naturally I perked up once Pat and I dragged each other out of the house 💖💜
A shot of my hand holding a Mean Girls Playbill in front of said musical’s stage. Now playing at the Paramount Theatre.  
Bestie Pat and me at the Mean Girls photo op banner. He’s got a pink Hawaiian shirt and I’m going full Regina George with pink pleated miniskirt and pink cardigan 💖
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They did it again today. Fucking rude. Before you say anything: I leave it on because I’m trying to track my sleep
Apple Health notification:

OK Sleep Score
You were awake quite a bit and that lowered your score to a 65.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One of my best friends is dying and Apple had the GODDAMN NERVE
Apple Health screen telling me my sleep score was low (58)and telling me to get to bed on time, while also telling me I went to bed 90 minutes earlier. Asshole.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hit up Tim Curry’s IMDB and pick your favorite obscure role from something you’ve never seen (I’m picking a second one, so there)
“Hanna-Barbera's The Greatest Adventures: The Creation”

I had zero idea Hanna-Barbera did some Christian videos. The more you know 🌟

Anyways he played the role of the serpent because of course he did
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hit up Tim Curry’s IMDB and pick your favorite obscure role from something you’ve never seen www.imdb.com/name/nm00003...
Promo art for “Loonatics Unleashed,” a show I didn’t even know was a thing.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
TFW it takes you five years to get a diagnosis for an autoimmune disorder because doctors can’t keep up with the research (gift link) #chronicillness #pots #eds #fibromyalgia #mcas www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Astronaut gun meme. The earth says “MYSTERIOUS CHRONIC ILLNESS.” Astronaut 1 says “wait, it’s all inflammation?” Astronaut 2, pointing a gun at Astronaut 1, says “always has been.”
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so how’s your day going
A screenshot of my lock screen, with two big alerts because Apple does not fuck around with weather alerts. 
The alerts are CRITICAL IMMINENT THREAT ALERTS with a severe thunderstorm warning and, more importantly, a tornado warning
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I have finally decided to retire this colored pencil because even the pencil extender could no longer salvage it. It’s so satisfying
A photo of a tiny, tiny stub of a white Prismacolor colored pencil. The sharpened tip is about the same length as the rest of the pencil. The whole thing is maybe an inch long.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Like he literally said this in the group chat with my parents and I felt like I was in crazy town The money thing really sent me over the edge, because my “asking for money” was actually a courtesy question to see if he wanted to chip in on a present for my parents. Fucking douchebag.
Text from my lovely brother: FFS, Julie. When was the last time I asked you for anything? Minnesota? You gave me shit then too.
Remember that next time you think about asking me for money.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Anyways I’m not sure why or how I never told my brothter he was an awful human whose abuse continues to give me health problems decades later, and that he needs to fuck all the way off …but I have now 🌈💖
A peaceful shot of hills silhouetted by the sun. The text reads:

Fuck off.
Then keep fucking off.
Fuck off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying
"You Can't Fuck Off Past Here".
Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever.

I never get to use this meme so I am very happy to finally post it
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I am slowly training Copilot to spit facts (I call it Coperie, a fake French word with a fake French accent. Why? Absolutely zero reason)
Me: 
good morning Coperie. I hope your piles of RAM had a relaxing weekend

Copilot: 
Good morning, Julie. ☀️

Thank you. My piles of RAM spent the weekend doing what all enterprise systems dream of doing: absolutely nothing productive while still consuming resources.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If you haven’t used these sales before, here’s how they go: you pick a qualifying item, put it in your cart, and then pick the benefit item.
Free bonus item when you buy 1
select item(s)
Limited-time offer
How to claim
(See terms)

1. Use the Qualifying item(s) filter to view and add1 items to cart.
2. Use the Benefit item(s) filter to view and add 1 Benefit item to your cart.
3. Your free Benefit item will be applied at checkout.

[search box and page listing for qualifying items below]“Benefit items” page has one item: Torriden DIVE IN Cleansing Oil 200ml ($17.50)
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And hiding in the listing is a bonus item! Most of the time I see these green sales tags and they’re basically worthless, like the first one here (7% off three items). Here, though, is one worth clicking on.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Here’s the Torriden BALANCEFUL serum, because my nose is oily like I dipped it in butter. a.co/d/04Ylyc44 Here’s the price history.
Price history graph: $25 every day until today, when it dropped to $18.75.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Here’s the price history. List price $110. Price starts at $90, dips down to $74, bounces back up (possibly due to Father’s Day), but then drops like a stone to $60. Looking at the 1-year chart confirms this is indeed the lowest price of the year; around $15 (19%) less than average.
Another price graph for the similar Anker charger.One year price history of this charger.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
CAVEAT: this price spike was Father’s Day weekend and that may be the explanation. Still, looking at the 3-month history shows the item spiked around April 1 (??), has slowly drifted down in price, and shot back to list price maybe four days ago.
3 month history of the charging station’s price, showing it fluctuating a couple dollars up/down between April and June. Then: price spike, price drop.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Here’s the Alexa AI (🙄) with the one-month price history of this item. The chart isn’t precise (ofc) but you can see the gist: - the price hovered at around $74 - It went down a few bucks to maybe $65 for a week or so - It shot up to list price ($90) a day or two before Prime Day - today it’s $60!
Graph of the charging station’s price. It is steady for the first week, down a little for the next week, is suddenly list price for a few days, and then comes down to the Prime Day price.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Here’s the Anker MagGo 3-in-1 desktop charging station. The list price is $89.99; the Prime Day deal is 33% off at $59.99. But let’s click on the price history! >
Amazon listing for the Anker MagGo 3-in-1 desktop charging station.Closeup of the “price history” link, in small letters directly to the right of the price.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It’s not insulated, either. It’s not designed for winter use But check out this very old, very cool lamp. It has an ungrounded outlet next to the pull chain This is the only electricity in any of the three bedrooms, a little two prong outlet that requires an argument with the concept of gravity.
A lamp on the wall, part of a pair positioned for each side of a bed. It is rectangular, with the long sides on the top and bottom. The lamp is ensconced in a milky glass and looks very mid-century modern. The switch underneath is a two-inch pull chain, and hiding in the shadows is an ungrounded power outlet.

These are one of my favorite things in the cabin ❤️
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I grabbed some fried cheese curds at the Kwik Trip, which is possibly the most aggressively Wisconsin thing ever 😂
A small yellow food box from The Kwikery. You can see around a dozen fried cheese curds in the box.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I figured this was a special enough occasion that I got us a room at the Pfister Hotel. Turns out it’s a gorgeous, historic hotel and the most luxurious one in the city 👀 Mostly I wanted to go to their spa lol
Beautiful brass and wrought iron staircase behind the bell stand.One side of the “I am in a museum” lobby; two stories tall, ornate light fixtures, frescoes, and millwork, sculptures. Two ornate brass statues at the entrance to the bar/lounge area; they were a gift from an industrial magnate sometime around when the hotel opened (1898).Ceiling fresco (I think it’s a fresco) - a classical sky-and-cherub affair. Apparently this used to be a huge skylight, but also that was pre-electricity soooo
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Coming home from MIL’s wedding in Milwaukee, which was everything I’ve been excited for for months ❤️
Daughter and Spouse dancing. She has a floor-length lavender gown and a completely incongruous hoodie because it was unexpectedly cold. Spouse has a dark suit. Watching them dance is something I’ll hold in my heart forever. ❤️New stepdad and my mom-in-law and the blue moon and Lake Michigan and oh my gosh it was magical. 
Mom is 74 and Stepdad is around the same age. Never ever think it’s too late for you. Selfie of Spouse and me. We’re in formalwear. His tie coordinates with my scarf, both of which are from Emilio Pucci. He’s got glasses and dark, graying hair. I have pink glasses and pinkish-brown hair. I have a shiny barrette that fell out at some point, but I bought it at Ulta so I’m not really upset lol
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
(TW: weight, ED) This rant is brought to you by my weight and my appearance vs my BMI I lost so much weight that I’m trying to put some back on. I can like, store snacks in my clavicles
Photo of me, a white lady with pink/purple hair and matching glasses. I’m wearing a one shoulder dress, so you can see my neck and clavicle. Basically it’s just tendons and bones now
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
For the first time in however many years it’s been since Apple has had this feature, I *finally* got a decent selfie in hi-key mono 😂 Julie but make it ✨editorial✨
A black and white photo of me, on a white background. I’m wearing clear glasses and my hair is slicked back. I have a crooked smile, which is endearing except it’s caused by a slowly degenerating nerve 🫠
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Not the best photo but I’d been awake for like 18 hours. I’d thought it was a one-person pizza and it was NOT
Top-down view of two-thirds of the reindeer pizza with white sauce

I had to leave it there 😭
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Saturday vs. Sunday
My feet in a pedicure bath, which is fancy with milk, honey, and rose petals. A+A picture of the wall of a nail salon, showing off the bazillion colors you can choose from.My feet in a hospital bed. Much less relaxing than a pedicure
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
it’s a good time to be running a green room, I’m just saying
Chicago TARDIS 2026 guest announcement: Jodie Whittaker, the 13th Doctor. 
November 27-29, 2026.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I need you all to know this exists and is at Costco
A 12-pack of Fallout x Jones Soda Co SUNSET SARSAPARILLA. The box is themed to look like it’s in-universe. 

Jones makes the best green apple soda so this makes me happy
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Me: okay we have finally broken free of some really stubborn hyperfocus. Let’s go back and finish— ADHD: LET’S LEARN TO REPOT MAKEUP …goddamnit
Left: a small makeup compact with a highlighter, a blush, and a bronzer.  Facing it on the right: the empty original packaging of said highlighter, blush, and bronzer. 

Taking the makeup out of its original packaging shrank its overall footprint by like, a third.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
tfw your car is parked in the driveway
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Also purchased from Harebrained Design: this fucking icon
It looks like the game Oregon Trail, but it says “DMB Trail.” The 8-bit image is a boat going under a bridge while a bus is driving over it. 

I will not explain further
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I bought some prints, including the amazing Illinois-flag-but-Eagleman one. They gave me a calendar! I am trying to decide how many of these you are required to immediately recognize in order to qualify to talk about Chicago ONE (1) gets a pass because some of you assholes are too young for it
The back of the Harebrained 2026 calendar, with 12 iconic local logos changed to say “STFU about Chicago”

www.harebraineddesign.com
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
No seriously, how can your “closed” sign be this funny
A banner saying “sorry we’re closed,” depicting a neon sign. The sign says “OPEN,” but the N is burnt out so it just says “OPE.”

PURE MIDWEST GOLD
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Martin Sheen and Dulé Hill gave me the most wonderful autographs and I am going to treasure this forever
The blu-ray cover for The West Wing seasons 1-4. It’s out of its sleeve because I had it signed by Sheen and Hill. “The Lindsey Family / Peace be faith all of you! - Martin Sheen”
“To the Lindsey family - all the best to you! - Dulé Hill”

I had it signed to my family because this show is special to Greg and me especially 💖
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Your argument is invalid because I have a flickering-light dumpster fire signed by the artist
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
ok ok ok ok I have one big ulterior motive to go to C2E2 and I bought this for it. 👀 Y’all. He’s gonna be there.
A photo of The West Wing blu ray box set. I find it funny that all seven seasons now fit in the same space as two seasons of the DVDs.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’d post my bruise photos but I don’t want to trigger anyone’s phobias. But here’s my legs in my Lower Decks photo! This is days before the worst of it, too 🫣
Tawny Newsome, Noël Wells, me, and Eugene Cordero at a photo op. If you zoom in you can see my legs are gnarly af and only got worse from here🙃

Also this cast fucking rules. LOWER DECKS! LOWER DECKS!
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao this “human” agent is absolutely Copilot or its progenitor That “you are right [em-dash] it’s this other thing that is wrong” pattern lol
Your promotional $20 credit posts after the system completes your order.
You did everything correctly - you're just waiting on the timing.
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Quote with a better magic system than HP
Abby Cadabby, the four-year-old fairy in training on Sesame Street 

you know I’m right
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My sweet new ride from byACRE is here! I wanted it for C2E2 because that’s exactly the kind of event I need a rollator for 🙃 I even added an off-brand* cup holder and bag hook to really ✨pimp it out. ✨ *the official one is forty forking dollars
A byACRE Carbon Ultralight rollator. It’s giving “what if rollator but sports car” and is light pink. It came with a bag that’s not pictured. This is a stock photo because I’m too goddamn lazy to get up and take a picture of mine
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
tfw Tonymoly was half off at Ulta
Like eight colorful packets containing sheet masks, plus an overnight moisturizer and a spreadable overnight mask

GIVE ME ALL THE CUTE AND EFFECTIVE AND ALREADY-AFFORDABLE-AT-FULL-PRICE THINGS
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