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Chris Larkin

@hellomrlarkin.bsky.social

209 followers 256 following 1.4K posts

Fae king consort, aka Mr. Pie Fairy at @thepiefairy.bsky.social in Omaha. Latchkey adult. Aspiring fake sports journalist. I am my own imaginary friend.

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Don't fugging listen to the reviews. Go see #Digger. In the theater.

Digger movie poster

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You want bleak? The Roku City Courthouse is a Spirit Halloween now.

Roku City Courthouse decorated like a Spirit Halloween

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hell yeah

Ffb scores

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My new thing is mixing current events into the sports dudes group chat.

Me: Yeah, but did the Sox argue that human dignity is intrinsic and should never be measured by economic productivity, speed, or utility? Did the Sox call for technology to be "disarmed" from unchecked economic competition and military warfare to prevent digital enslavement or human displacement? Did the Sox state that machine-generated art relies on statistical calculations of other people's work, whereas true art arises from lived human experience? Because Pope Leo did, in his *very first* Papal encyclical.

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We are surrounded by Charlie Browns, desperately waiting to kick a football once again.

Summary of 18 U.S.C. § 597

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wild to see so, so many negative comments about using AI to promote your event or establishment, only to see owners in your town go:

Tobias: "...but it might work for us."

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Francis Bourgeois

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm cookin'. Linda's on sweets. Come blackout on a Monday.

Nasty Galz, a pop-up @ The Trap Room
Tonight, 5-sell-out.

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Wait, I thought...

He's right there, isn't he?

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Watching the 38 Most Influential Posters leaderboard

Daniel Kaluuya in Black Mirror's "15 Million Merits"

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Can confirm; very manly.

Banks, my tripod, post surgery for eating hair ties.

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Nebraska: it's not for everyone.

Only Nebraskans know the clever twist behind "AKSARBEN," Nebraska spelled backward. Link in comments to find out more. ⬇️

14 Words Only People From Nebraska Will Understand

"14 Words" is a white supremacist slogan: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

Meaning and Origin
The phrase was created by David Lane, a member of a racist terrorist group called The Order. Hate groups use it and the number 14 to show their beliefs. They often use it with the number 88, which means "Heil Hitler".

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The OmaDong thing gets a little old once you learn we have a long, proud tradition of naming things after dicks.

Before being called Chimney Rock, the famous Nebraska landmark was originally referred to by the Lakota Sioux by a term translating to "elk penis," which early white travelers and fur traders later censored or adapted into euphemisms like "Elk Peak" and "Elk Brick," as well as other early descriptive names like "Nose Mountain" and "Chimney Tower".Early Names and HistoryNative American Name: The Lakota Sioux originally gave the formation a descriptive name meaning "elk penis".Euphemisms: Early white traders and travelers avoided the original translation, using polite variants such as Elk Peak, Elk Brick, and Elk's Edge.

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A small promotion:

A terrified, pants less man, saluting. A censorship bar reads:
See me on stage this Friday @ 9:30 at The Backline.

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Someone made this. I approve.

"Doing half-assed creative things is a great way to full-ass hate them." -Chris Larkin

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Robert Moses mentioned.

Brennan Lee Mulligan, from Dimension 20
(Go watch Unsleeping City)

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Did you know you can turn off Denise Powell's text messages with this one easy trick?

Idk words.

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It's because it's not Daiya.

soyjaks pointing at cheese

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Just got added to this show! Deets in the alt text!

Power (Point) Power Hour
@ Warehouse Comedy Theater
Saturday, Aug 22nd. 9pm, $10

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I released some of my dad into a pretty fishing stream on the island of Bali last year.

Headline: McConnell released from rehab center 50+ days after hospitalization

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Douglas County Republicans welcome: the Funkasaurus

Somebody call his momma!

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Somebody call Texas and tell them your boy called all y'all losers.

There are more than 75,000 utility-scale wind turbines operating across the US, according to Google's plagiarism bot.

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Harlequin Publishing presents:

A painting of Donald and Melania Trump

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Reading the morning headlines like

RIP Sam Neill in "In The Mouth Of Madness" (1994). You should watch it.

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Omaha: Even our trees have sinkholes.

A hollowed out tree crashed on top of what looks like a Buick LeSabre.

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The vibes are up, comrades.

Adding the "Pepe Silvia" meme to Fox News DSA conspiracy web

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

He did it! That son of a bitch did it! 🥹

Photo of a Playbill in front of the set for "Dog Day Afternoon", starting Jon Bernthal

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Cover of "The Dispossessed" by Ursula K. Le Guin

"His gentleness was uncompromising: because he would not compete for dominance, he was indomitable."

Ted Lasso

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

You can't tell me @peteholmes.bsky.social wasn't channeling this.

That one shot in the "Kiss From A Rose" video.

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Well, now. Don't I feel foolish.

Former President of Ecuador, Lenín Moreno.

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Go watch "They Live"

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The White House FB account: "Great American Summer"

Emily Mortimer, from "The Newsroom"

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

K.

Finger hovering over a Spotify playlist, titles "Playlist for when it happens".

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball gimme gimme gimme the ball cuz I'm gonna dunk it!

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I think you can safely ask for a discount now.

Current sale price of Brother's: $963,500 USD

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Works great!

Pee is stored in the balls.

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

How I hope to be celebrating Pride Month:

Armand from "The Birdcage"

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Did he look like this?

Alexander the janitor from Letterkenny

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I'm old enough to remember the first Enhanced Games.

Phil Hartman as USSR powerlifter Sergei Akmodov, from an SNL sketch about the Steroids Olympics.

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Jaxson Dart should definitely explain what an honor it was to this guy.

NYG First Round draft pick Francis Mauigoa

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

When two patterns entwine, The results, serpentine

That's a moiré.

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

When you swim in the sea, And an eel kiss your knee

That's a moray.

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

"We Blew All Our Special Effects Budget on the Borg Two-Parter, and Paramount Said the Western Set Was Available, so Here's Data the Cowboy"

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Worf and Grogu

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

It works!

"Wesley's Bullshit"

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

100% this dude has closed an orphanage.

Louisiana Treasurer John Rughead

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Wild times.

Cover art for Drake's "Iceman"

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

See? Chang was right.

Emperor Chang: "Fire can't go through doors, stupid. It's not a ghost."

Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

What's on it?

Sysco presents BOH JAMS, with Carmine, Anthony Bourdain, and Remy the Mouse.

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Chris Larkin @hellomrlarkin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

quote with your vibe if you were a vampire

From "What We Do In The Shadows", Colin Robinson: "Yeah, I'm not positive what my deal is either, so I just sort of keep on truckin'."