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it’s crazy, it’s party, it’s nick — PHL since '24 — professional idiot looking to ride out the end times in style 😎 — icon by @mistereagleman.bsky.social

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nick @swellmode.lol · 18/10/2025
LMAO
a bluesky screenshot of a blocklist that includes followers of the official white house bluesky account. the first account listed is buckeyesfootball.bsky.social
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nick @swellmode.lol · 17/10/2025
LMAOOOOOOO
a screenshot of the new white house bluesky account. the user who took the screenshot already has the profile blocked through the "AI fanbois" blocklist
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nick @swellmode.lol · 14/10/2025
tapping the sign
a tweet from twitter user @postcyborg that reads:
"crazy that JD Vance is technically a Thiel-funded, millennial conservative Catholic convert, just like Dasha from Red Scare"
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nick @swellmode.lol · 13/10/2025
lmao they quietly deleted it, here's a screencap for posterity
onion person @junlper.beer.
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.com.
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You are posting a Nazi meme created exactly for this reaction, genius
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.com.
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You should feel bad about this, but you won't, because you're the piece of this was made for
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nick @swellmode.lol · 10/10/2025
doing a little more reading into nofap & its off-shoots as a result of this, and there's really no contemporary "countercultural" movement that's more than two or three degrees of separation away from full on "protocols of the elders" nazi shit huh? lmao, love the world we live in
a screenshot of a tweet with three photos in it. the main image on the left is an infographic about "porn addiction" and its various maladies. the image is of an older man nefariously hiding behind a computer screen with "XXX" displayed on it. the image is extremely reminiscent of nazi-era antisemitic propaganda. below the three images is another tweet that reads "Death to pornographers."
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nick @swellmode.lol · 10/10/2025
you know it
fuck my life bottom text
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nick @swellmode.lol · 09/10/2025
i am one step closer to transmuting into the devil, thank you for the info, i hate it so very much
a cutout of peter griffin from "family guy" sitting in a recliner on top of the background of the giygas fight from "earthbound." peter has had ness's - the protagonist from "earthbound" - hat photoshopped onto his head. above peter, there's a text box in the style of "earthbound" that reads
"•Aw sweet
• Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension"
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nick @swellmode.lol · 26/09/2025
omfg...
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nick @swellmode.lol · 22/09/2025
if you see this, post a concert pic you took PUP the band + jeff rosenstock + ekko astral playing a triple feature cover of "you oughta know" by alanis morissette 17 september 2025 the fillmore philadelphia, pa
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nick @swellmode.lol · 13/09/2025
okay now it's time to relax ☺️
it's me again! i'm sitting on the couch and leaning back, with my hands behind my head and my arms up. i'm only wearing a pair of black trunk underwear, so my hairy chest, stomach, legs, and pits are all visible
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nick @swellmode.lol · 13/09/2025
friday night vibes
it's me! my hair's disheveled and i'm wearing a short sleeve navy button down with a lemon pattern all over it. the shirt is unbuttoned and my hairy chest and tummy are visible. below my stomach, the waistband of my underwear are visible.
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nick @swellmode.lol · 12/09/2025
imagine showing this passage to an offline person; they'd probably be better off if you handed them a lump of depleted uranium. we are so fucking cooked that THIS is an example of the mainstream political discourse
a passage from the wikipedia entry for pepe the frog:

""Esoteric Kekism" references the "Esoteric Hitlerism" of writer Savitri Devi. Esoteric Kekism, also called "the Cult of Kek" is a parody religion worshipping Pepe the Frog, which sprang from the similarity of the slang term for laughter, "kek", and the name of the ancient Egyptian frog god of darkness, Kek. This deity, in turn, was associated with Pepe the Frog on internet forums. The Internet meme has its origin on the internet message forum 4chan and other chans, and the board /pol/ in particular. Kek references are closely associated with Trump and the alt-right, 1961 and the Kek-Flag was spotted at the 2021 storming of the Capitol. In January 2025, Elon Musk briefly changed his username on X to Kekius Maximus, with a profile image of Pepe in Roman military dress, and sent up the value of the memecoin."
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nick @swellmode.lol · 06/09/2025
r/Jewish is awash with insane takes but honestly i don't think they've ever been as washed as they are in this thread omfg
a reddit comment thread.

first comment: "I first discovered Michael Hobbes on "You're Wrong About", where he never said anything that stuck out to me as problematic. But since he left that show every time I hear about him he's just hating on Israel and Jews. What's with that guy?"

first-level reply: "Well, both If Books Could Kill and You're Wrong About are incredibly biased podcasts monomanically obsessed with a single, nonobjective ideological lens, so I wouldn't expect anything less than total idiocy from anyone involved with them."

second-level reply: "Same here. I loved you're wrong about when it was him and Sarah. That show is now garbage and apparently Sarah also went full Hamas."

third-level reply: "They basically accused Pee Wee Herman's dad of being a genocidal war criminal for helping to supply fighter airplanes to Israel in its infancy"
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nick @swellmode.lol · 02/09/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy: descartes in shambles
an edited manga panel where a male protagonist has his head pressed up against a TV. the speech bubble in the panel says "he just like me fr!!!!"
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nick @swellmode.lol · 30/08/2025
hi king!
an edited winking emoji with hearts, a coy smile, and little hands
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nick @swellmode.lol · 30/08/2025
a youtube comment from Contrapoints that reads "I have posted cringe." the comment is pinned to the top of the comments section
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nick @swellmode.lol · 28/08/2025
NYC campaign finance board's requirements
"What do you do with my personal information when I contribute to a campaign?
In accordance with the Campaign Finance Board Rules, campaigns are required to report each contributor’s full name, residential address, occupation, employer, and business address. The following information will be publicly disclosed in the Campaign Finance Board’s Follow the Money Database:
The contributor’s full name.
The city, state and zip code of the contributor’s residential address.
The contributor’s occupation and employer."
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nick @swellmode.lol · 27/08/2025
a cropped screenshot of the poster for the 2024 theatrical version of "wicked"
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nick @swellmode.lol · 27/08/2025
bruh...
a screenshot of two police officer fish from spongebob with motion blur applied to the edges of the photo. the words "horny police" are written across the bottom of the frame
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nick @swellmode.lol · 24/08/2025
guys, i did it, i found the real pink pony club
a shop on south street in philadelphia called "pink pussy cat"
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nick @swellmode.lol · 21/08/2025
that being said, i'm finally going back to texas under normal-ass circumstances AND get to see my friends from college AND celebrate 10 years of us all being friends AND get to see chris :3
a faux double-exposure of the drag queen katya; there are two versions of her, the first is staring into the distance and looks resigned to disappointment. the second version of her is looking into the camera and flashing an unsettling toothy smile
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nick @swellmode.lol · 21/08/2025
just bought a plane ticket for $160 round-trip from philadelphia to dallas, but i'm only allowed a "personal item," cannot pick my seat, and i think that if i so much as look at the gate agent wrong, i'm obligated to give them a kidney
joanna lumley's character patsy from the 90s british sitcom "absolutely fabulous," looking extremely unamused
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nick @swellmode.lol · 20/08/2025
altman was really like
the "we popping the BIGGEST bottles" meme edited to say "we popping the BIGGEST bottles when GPT-5 drops."
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nick @swellmode.lol · 19/08/2025
how my general vibe has been for the past 48 hours
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nick @swellmode.lol · 18/08/2025
"listen up bitch" rendered in fancy italic font and with the emoji 🅱️ replacing the "b" in "bitch"
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nick @swellmode.lol · 18/08/2025
spent the day out at the shore and became a temporary beach bum 😎
it's me! i'm captured in frame from the chest up and i'm shirtless, wearing aviator-style sunglasses and a small magen david pendant.a wide-angle shot of the book i was reading at the beach - "ringmaster" by josie riesman - with the beach in the background
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nick @swellmode.lol · 16/08/2025
firefox users, be sure to use the "copy link without site tracking" option!
a right-click context menu from mozilla firefox that includes different options for a link. at the bottom of the list below "copy link" is an option for "copy link without site tracking."
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nick @swellmode.lol · 13/08/2025
WHYYYYYY IS LIKE HALF OF THIS FUCKING BOOTCAMP DEDICATED TO FUCKING AROUND WITH GENERATIVE AI SHIT i hate it here so fucking much
the cover for a coding bootcamp offered by the university of texas at dallas. the subhead reads "become a next-gen full-stack web developer in 13-22 weeks: coding essentials & generative AI."
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nick @swellmode.lol · 12/08/2025
a fake notification from an iphone that reads "Presidential Alert
THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG"
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nick @swellmode.lol · 09/08/2025
we out here now, boys (non-gendered)
the philadelphia skyline as seen from philadelphia international airport
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nick @swellmode.lol · 09/08/2025
get me to G-d's country
people boarding a plane from a jetway
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nick @swellmode.lol · 30/07/2025
bet
a screenshot of apple maps showing different route options to get from philadelphia, pennsylvania to portland, oregon
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nick @swellmode.lol · 29/07/2025
it feels so fucking good to see someone put this phenomenon into such a succinct statement
an excerpt from the linked essay by author elad nehorai, "fascists are using antisemitic tropes to target other groups." the excerpt reads:

"The difference here is that explicit antisemitism still remains strongly taboo and that consequences for antisemitism still remain relatively high. 

In other words, the public rhetoric of an institutionalization of explicit anti-Jewish hatred are taboo, but grassroots hate persists. And that hate remains violent."
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nick @swellmode.lol · 27/07/2025
missed this :_)
a wide-angle low-quality shot of a scenic overlook of el paso, texas. the person taking the photo is in a car with an open moonroof and lots of windows
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nick @swellmode.lol · 23/07/2025
this shit should be illegal man, what are we even doing
an offer to buy spins on an online slot machine that popped up after i checked into sonic
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nick @swellmode.lol · 19/07/2025
this is genuinely insane, why has gambling become so fucking pervasive over the last five years!?
a screenshot of a lyft reservation that's been booked slightly in advance. the screen has an advertisement from BetMGM advertising one of their online casino services as something the user can do while they wait for their ride
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nick @swellmode.lol · 10/07/2025
the amount of mold that's going to thrive in my non-air conditioned and non-dehumidified apartment for the next 10 days is insane
a 10-day forecast for philadelphia, showing highs in the upper 80s and rain every day for the next 10 days
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nick @swellmode.lol · 08/07/2025
long elmo-ass jayhawks
a still of a tiktok from @iamjosiesymons. there's a plush of elmo sitting on a yellow chair, but from the neck down, the plushie has a body like a snake, coiled on itself. the chair is flanked and backed by multiple other elmos on red furry posts, making the chair look like a long elmo throne
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nick @swellmode.lol · 06/07/2025
same vibes
a poster in the style of a vintage boxing match advertisement promoting a deeply cursed symposium discussing the question "has the sexual revolution failed?"

the debate was moderated by bari weiss and the panelists included grimes and sarah haider arguing it had not against anna khachiyan and louise perry arguing it had.
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nick @swellmode.lol · 03/07/2025
my TV, which is only three years old, completely died yesterday. why? beats the hell out of me! but any non-samsung replacement suggestions would be greatly appreciated (this one was samsung and it's conveniently just out of warranty)
it's my broken tv; most of the pixels are completely dead, save for a section along the top running from the center of the frame to the upper right corner.
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nick @swellmode.lol · 01/07/2025
their central theory is something commonly referred to as "russian cosmism," which began to coalesce around the turn of the 20th century in russia. here are some of the patriarchs of this philosophy. and yes, BTB listeners, that *is* in fact a helena blavatsky namedrop!
an excerpt from the wikipedia entry for russian philosopher Nikolai Fyodorov

"Philosophy
Fyodorov was a futurist, who theorized about the eventual perfection of the human race and society (i.e., utopia), including radical ideas like immortality, revival of the dead, space and ocean colonization. [citation needed] He was an adamant defender of universalism and wanted universal rather than particular immortality and resurrection through something he called the common task of humanity citation needed He was a strong advocate of ancestor worship and saw people's genealogical and social relationships as reflecting their value and was critical of individualism as making people expendable. He was a strong advocate of religion and saw the Common Task as the proper interpretation of Christianity.

Humankind's Common Task
According to Fyodorov, "the aim of true progress can and must be the participation in a common task." For him, the Common Task meant "to regulate the forces of nature, to defeat death and bring ancestors back to life, so that they too would participate in the general resurrection." This ideas was so central to his philosophy that "whatever topic he wrote about, Fedorov brought in his main idea of the Common Task— how to achieve universal brotherhood, rationalise nature instead of merely exploiting her bounties, overcome death, resurrect the ancestors and create a united humanity worthy of governing the universe.""an excerpt from the wikipedia entry for russian composer alexander scriabin

"Scriabin was interested in the philosophies and aesthetics of German authors such as Schopenhauer, Wagner, and Nietzsche, all of whom greatly influenced his musical and philosophical thought. He also showed interest in theosophy and the writings of Helena Blavatsky, making contact with theosophists such as Jean Delville. Though Scriabin has commonly been associated with theosophy, "The extent to which Scriabin seriously studied Theosophy... is debatable, but nevertheless these associations earned him significant press coverage." Even Scriabin's brother-in-law, Boris de Schlözer, said that despite Scriabin's general interest in theosophy, he never took it seriously and was even disappointed by certain
aspects of it. Scriabin used poetry to express his philosophical notions, and he communicated much of his philosophical thought through his music, the most prominent examples being The Poem of Ecstasy and
Vers la flamme.

Mysticism
The main sources of Scriabin's philosophy can be found in his notebooks, published posthumously. These writings are infamous for containing the declaration, "I am God." This phrase, often wrongly attributed to a megalomaniac personality by those unfamiliar with mysticism, is in fact a declaration of extreme humility in both Eastern and Western mysticism."
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nick @swellmode.lol · 01/07/2025
like, look at this shit
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nick @swellmode.lol · 25/06/2025
proof i'm no longer dying! thanks apartment, for cooling down below 88°! also, idk why i have such shit luck with HVAC systems, this is the second of my last three apartments to have had issues. either way, it's officially hot boy summer 😎
it's me! i'm flashing the peace sign with both hands on either side of my face. i'm wearing an open side blink 182 tank top.
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nick @swellmode.lol · 22/06/2025
in both metaphorical and literal ways, i'm seeking to block out the outside world as much as possible. my new blackout curtains from ikea should help in that endeavor
my new blackout curtains hanging on the wall. they're blue, with a mod pattern of lighter blue rounded rectangles of various sizes.
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nick @swellmode.lol · 15/06/2025
if you aren't active on the eurovision subreddit, then you probably missed this weekend's Big Event, which was the naming of croatia's 2025 entrant as an honorary kentucky colonel, complete with a certificate signed by andy beshear
a certificate from the commonwealth of kentucky proclaiming that marko bošnjak, the croatian entrant from the 2025 eurovision song contest, is now an honorary kentucky colonel
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nick @swellmode.lol · 07/06/2025
someone in philly just... abandoned their vacuum cleaner directly in front of independence hall?
a photo of independence hall in philadelphia. the building itself is set about 100 feet back from the camera, behind a large grassy lawn and some trees. on the sidewalk in the foreground, someone's abandoned vacuum cleaner stands resolutely in the the right half of the frame.
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nick @swellmode.lol · 30/05/2025
this ghastly flash-level animation from last year illustrated this point brilliantly, and i've regrettably never been able to stop thinking about it and just how rotten it made everyone involved in its creation seem
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nick @swellmode.lol · 24/05/2025
i had a great night tonight, and as i was walking to the bathroom to use some mouthwash, i was saying to myself "it's so nice to have my groo-" and before i could finish the thought, i scraped a solid six-inch gash across my leg on the corner of the tv stand
it's my left leg. there are two gauze pads held onto my leg by waterproof medical tape because i accidentally cut myself
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nick @swellmode.lol · 23/05/2025
this is how it feels checking my mentions today
a tumblr post originally from pruane2 saying:
"people are sending you the alphabet?"

and a reblog from snarthurt that says:
"not only are they sending me the whole alphabet, they re re arranging it into 8 metric tonnes of horse shit"
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nick @swellmode.lol · 21/05/2025
not to brag, but i haven't lost the baking touch 😎
a freshly baked loaf of challah!
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