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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it was a Logitech PC controller! an absolutely horrendous one at that, with extrusions glued to its sticks probably for extra accuracy

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't have experience with a lot of decomps, but for the ones i've played there was an option to set it to original-ish resolution and framerate and keep the old control schemes. in that way they've been similar to the emu experience, but with expanded modification options

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

actual typewriters REALLY suck to type on (unless you like keys with enormous travel and bad feedback), so honestly good for you that it's a mechanical keyboard putting on old-timey airs

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I like this as a representation of linkle's romantic prospects: forever alone, childhood sweetheart, interdimensional baddie, bugs

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

nominating it then, for no other reason than armenia having a sizeable indian diaspora

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

if pakistan is disqualified, what about india?

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

push your fingers through the surface into the wet. all hair must be eaten. classic transgender things

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

thank you for lowering my bluesky rent, I wouldn't have managed to pay that exorbitant sum otherwise

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm beginning to think the text social media for nerds who are on another continent from you might not be the ideal platform for finding one night stands

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

im often wondering if in the alternate universe where i were afab, i would have transitioned the other way around

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

with that voice training???

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the roundness of the thing is, afaik, mere flesh. you can mold it

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

lmao his last name is "Kremlev". a bit on the nose

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i kid, ut i think it'd be lowkey hilarious if they swerved into "oops we didn't mean that lara's light is about being gay, it's just Having Meaningful Connections In Shiga :)" after THIS point. mari pulling luca out of hammerspace for lara to smooch at the last moment type shit

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

we're popping the biggest bottles when laraluca happens next week

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

fun fact: if the Russian names for all the participants got added together, they'd form БРЮКИ, which is to say, trousers. the Russian side is cowards so they call it "БРИКС" as a transliteration of the English name

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

big screens are basically only present in those. I think "dumb" tvs are just no longer sold now

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I think Mabel would know, she has the same kind of hair, but she's not on here. Text her on discord?

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

...what the fuck is "flight variation" in the context of Othello?

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

the armenian զուգարան (zugaran, zugel + -aran place suffix) has basically the same etymology as уборная! aint the euphemism treadmill beautiful

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

awesome lesbian couple/evil intimidating horse(they/them)

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

also Okawari Itadaketa darou ka?, where one of the leads *is* an urban legend

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I think you also need them to hand you the resulting kid to raise for complete immersion

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

help me stepbro, im stuck in gimbal lock

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

*taking the plucked chicken right from diogenes* behold! a woman!

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

yuri watch: yuri is about cannibalism! I've been saying it!

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

at a lot of points random strangers asked me "so when are you getting pregnant?🤔🤔your biological clock is ticking" AFTER they learned I was a trans woman

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

lol I'm dumb as rocks 😭

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I only know about that one and Advanced Encryption Standard, what is it actually?

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

i think you don't get to find out what the outside of kirby's like, on account of them eating you. but the inside probably feels like spaghettification

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

adrian chiles could have written that column for real

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

saw it in russian when it came out. would be very interested in a western reaction because imo it's a movie laser-targeted at a russian audience

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I don't think its him not affording an editor, it's him thinking that people wouldn't get it if he didn't literally namedrop the wikipedia article kinda wish he'd also somehow incorporate the dumbass bicameral mind thing too

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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 30/07/2026

In other words, NYT is increasingly becoming a gaming and recipe company, with revenue from that business helping subsidize the higher costs of their journalism (which has been weaponized in favor of trans genocide). They depend on liberals not caring enough to boycott them.

News only subscriptions down, bundle and single product subscriptions going up

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

playing Half Step Princess and the first time Charlotte was called Char, my third eye opened. she's fast! she's gay! she has mommy issues!

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

...bang brave bang bravern?

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

sunrise hire this man to write a gundam build fighters sequel

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

probably better to just look at your local used listings (craigslist? is that still a thing?) and go try some out, because otherwise the prices are ridiculous

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

mgsv would be like...10? depending on whether you count revengeance or not

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

wasn't massoud assassinated after Taliban had essentially won?

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

hey, worst come to worst, you can always rename yourself to Edouard

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

there's a currently running anime called "A Witch in Mongolia" where the central premise is "knowledge of geometry around people who don't might as well be literal magic"

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helga <3 @hellga.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

the weird ass racial angle aside, I enjoy the implication that the Europeans have gone through a thousand year reign of mcdonalds

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