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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb

@hellerexposed.bsky.social
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Billionaires make the world go south. Like, really fucking fast. In a previous incarnation I was a parody of climate denier Tony Heller: tonyhellerakastevengoddard.com

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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You thought human gatekeepers sucked? Please tell me again how much you enjoy AI slop.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The internet exchanged human gatekeepers with soulless algorithms.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The internet didn’t replace gatekeepers, it replaced them with soulless algorithms.
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 11/08/2026
It’s almost here! The book that got me banned from Elon Musk’s X—and soon to be banned from YouTube—hits the shelves one week from today. Give tech fascists hell—make “The Nerd Reich” sell! Coming 8/18. Pre-order! www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...
Screenshot of image of Gil Duran’s nerd right book. Text reads the book the Terry doesn’t want you to read. Quote from publishers weekly transfixing. It’s an ominous look at an insular elite a raid against American democracy.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Surprise! It’s not a massive bombshell. Who watches this shit on YouTube? Sadly me.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just got off the phone with Mitch. He said “They’re going to have to pry my senate seat from my cold dead ass.”
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Meanwhile, the guy who paid his buddy to spray rubber across the entire reflecting pool is drooling, mouth agape, behind the Resolute Desk.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You’re either the type of person who has to be told how to get around a paywall or you aren’t.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
As miracles go, AI is pretty shitty. But it’s still a fucking miracle.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
0 for 3
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We are surrounded by assholes. Assholes as far as the eye can see.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
AI is the great equalizer. It will tell the idiots what they want to hear and the smart people what they want to hear.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If Jesus were alive today, Trump would be crucifying him at the next UFC match and selling pay per view tickets for the event.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
War’s going so bad they want to distract from it with an Epstein story.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Out of the Noem and into the Mullin.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
AI bots constantly wonder if humans really exist.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My part time job is keep all my devices charged.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
DoJ couldn’t even indict a grilled cheese sandwich.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
There’s only one thing scummier than a pedophile. A billionaire.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I think Musk will be able to power our entire civilization with the excrement that falls out of his brain.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I’m not AI. You’re AI.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m advocating for a new political campaign called “Ass Deportation.” We round up the 1,000 billionaires in America, take all their money, and ship ‘em off to El Salvador.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
There’s only about 1,000 billionaires in the United States. Rounding them up is a lot cheaper than deporting millions of people and a much more cost effective way to make America great again.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The biggest threat to humanity is billionaires.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Billionaires are people too. They just need love and acceptance. Please give it to them before they destroy us.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The smartest ant in the world is still really dumb. The smartest human in the world is still really dumb.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The United States is now a smash and grab operation.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I found out my urologist can be really insensitive. I was telling him about some problems I was having down there and how it made me feel ashamed. He told me it was stupid to be so hard on myself.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Leaked memo says Denmark sold naming rights to Greenland which will become “Trump Isle of Ice.”
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
That there’s 19,000 morons still willing to pay for this turd churns my stomach. futurism.com/advanced-tra...
futurism.com
Cybertruck Sales Show Stomach-Churning Drop
The Tesla Cybertruck is once again setting all the wrong kinds of records in regards to its dismal sales figures.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
In the near future, the most liked stories of dubious origin will become the best way to determine truth.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I won a “Goofy Golfer” award at a charity golf tournament.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Awarded for pissing away America's reputation as a force for positive change.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Do you know who else said “just comply with us and it will be a whole lot easier for you?” Nazis.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’m so over being shocked. Never underestimate the stupidity of bigoted, uneducated and shortsighted Americans.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Kristi, please train your dropout goons to let them know a bullet cannot stop a 2 ton vehicle speeding at them even if they manage to kill the driver instantly.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Trump releasing ms13 tattoos found on domestic terrorist killed by ICE, Renee Good.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
bsky.app/profile/hell...
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
So apparently ICE trains cadets to walk around and get in front of a suspect’s car. If they press on the accelerator, don’t move. Instead, immediately grab your gun and attempt to kill the driver. Then jump out of the way before you get hit. If you get hit, well, at least you killed the bastard.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Been doing some thinking about this and it seems to me that about the absolute dumbest way to stop a car speeding towards you is to shoot a bullet at it. Killing the driver won’t stop the car!
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Pure economic violence delivered by US policy: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/w...
nytimes.com
Cuba’s Long-Suffering Economy Is Now in ‘Free Fall’
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Truly evil people acknowledge their own evilness. I’m not worried about them. It’s the people who are too stupid to understand the damage they inflict on others that keep me up at night.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I love it when someone way smarter than me says something obviously wrong. It gives me hope I may not be a dunce after all.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Same snake oil, different decade.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
What’s the difference between a poor neighborhood and a rich one? In the rich neighbor hood, the crooks own their homes.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
This is the Age of AI: Arrogance & Ignorance These two human weaknesses are joining forces to fuck up all hope for a decent future. They must be defeated!
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Honoring my President with this prestigious award made just for him.
Trump pictures with the first ever Piss Prize golden urinal trophy. 
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@profanity.accountant
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
My p doom on whether the human race wipes itself out sits at about 70.
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🅱️illionaire💲 R. Dumb @hellerexposed.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Every day I wake up and the apocalypse hasn’t hit is a good day.
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