hellenicsatire.bsky.social @hellenicsatire.bsky.social · 26/12/2025brb writing a screenplay about a makeup artist embroiled in a web of espionage and corruption at a cosmetics multinational called three days of the contour 100
hellenicsatire.bsky.social @hellenicsatire.bsky.social · 26/12/2025‘Nice presentation about great Swedish actors of the twentieth century you got there.’ ‘Thanks. It’s my Max von Slideshow.’ 000
hellenicsatire.bsky.social @hellenicsatire.bsky.social · 30/11/2025If I were Father Christmas and responsible for the biggest annual high-stakes global logistics project known to man, I would avoid houses with a ‘Santa, stop here!’ sign out of spite. Don’t tell me how to do my job, kid. You were on the map. 000
hellenicsatire.bsky.social @hellenicsatire.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Going to set up a digital detox retreat in rural Poland called Drive Your Plow Over the Phones of the Dead. 020
hellenicsatire.bsky.social @hellenicsatire.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Levelling up in the game of middle class by booking tickets to a wine fair while prepping a Marcella Hazan lemon chicken. 000
hellenicsatire.bsky.social @hellenicsatire.bsky.social · 26/06/2025My milk is advertising gravestones. 031
hellenicsatire.bsky.social @hellenicsatire.bsky.social · 26/06/2025I want to interview the people who go to Hooters and order the Garden Salad. 020
