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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
training child soldiers at the mysterious "aurora skills academy"
The Aurora Skills Academy provides 1,000 free annual training seats for Vancouver workers.
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the most one-of-these that we currently got is a really weird party that for reason reason has vague policies with final fantasy attack names. dare you stand against my aurora engine
THE AURORA ENGINE
faster permits, affordable food access, modern worker training, lower building costs, and protected civic identity
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
spiegelman in shambles
"new yorker" excerpt

“Art Spiegelman explains how a drawing of three rocks in a background scene was Ernie’s way of showing us there were some rocks in the background. It was always three. Why? Because two rocks wouldn’t be ‘some rocks.’ Two rocks would be a pair of rocks. And four rocks was unacceptable because four rocks would indicate ‘some rocks’ but it would be one rock more than was necessary to convey the idea of ‘some rocks.’ ”
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
slipping this into my Punishments folder
funbox karaoke. "dad I'm in jail" by was not was
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every time I come across a new zine like this I am vindicated
vintage trans zine: "TransFag Rag". Information and networking for gay/bi transmen
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
important instruction from the Mitsubishi Delica L300 STAR WAGON owner's manual
manga-style illustration of someone driving a car with their unwise passenger getting their head mutilated by a passing tree branch
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How come the wikipedia page for "the maritimes" is written like a Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell footnote
excerpt

The traditional staples thesis, advocated by scholars such as S.A. Saunders, looks at the resource endowments of the Maritimes and argues that it was the decline of the traditional industries of shipbuilding and fishing that led to Maritime poverty, since these processes were rooted in geography, and thus all but inevitable. Kris Inwood has revived the staples approach and looks at a number of geographic weaknesses relative to Central Canada. He repeats Acheson's argument that the region lacks major urban centres, but adds that the Maritimes were also lacking the great rivers that led to the cheap and abundant hydro-electric power, key to Quebec and Ontario's urban and manufacturing development, that the extraction costs of Maritime resources were higher (particularly in the case of Cape Breton coal), and that the soils of the region were poorer and thus the agricultural sector weaker.

The Maritimes are the only provinces in Canada which entered Confederation in the 19th century and have kept their original colonial boundaries. All three provinces have the smallest land base in the country and have been forced to make do with resources within. By comparison, the former colony of the Province of Canada (divided into the District of Canada East, and the District of Canada West) and the western provinces were dozens of times larger and in some cases were expanded to take in territory formerly held in British Crown grants to companies such as the Hudson's Bay Company; in particular the November 19, 1869 sale of Rupert's Land to the Government of Canada under the Rupert's Land Act 1868 was facilitated in part by Maritime taxpayers. The economic riches of energy and natural resources held within this larger land base were only realized by other provinces during the 20th century.
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
cartoon cat with like. a geometric head and sunglasses saying "HEY ,IS THAT YOUR ACE, OR DID YOUR MAT MELT ?" CLICK HERE YOU FUCKER !
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just call me Ms. Diarrhea
like a feast of ice cream
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hello
some sort of pixel cat. guy
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
some sort of. egg woman. is thinking:

GOSH! THAT RAT
LOOKS
PARTICULARLY MEAN
AND VICIOUS. I
WONDER HOW I CAN
GET PAST HIM.
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if you Really loved me how come haven't you bought me the very rare spanish language cattanooga cats record where for some reason they are The Professors of Rhythm
lp. "los gatedraticos del ritmo", which is just the cattanooga cats again. tus personajes favoritos totalmente en español.
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
something pleasing about how matter of fact this is
dvd set of chimpanzee movies $20. it's mvp: most valuable primate and its three sequels: mvp 2: most Vertical primate, mxp: most Extreme primate, and spymate
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Little lump
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
that is lynn johnston child dialogue if I've ever seen it
"dykes to watch out for" panel. toni and clarice's child rafael and his awful little friend billy are saying these things:

- my boat's still gonna win tomorrow, buttface
- with that heterosexual hunk of junk? I don't think so, stinkbutt!

toni and clarice's friend carlos is looking on. heavy lidded garfield eyes
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
barf
poker dog holding ace of clubs in its loathesome foot
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
you'll never guess what he calls this opening sequence
wiki excerpt

According to Reggio, the film itself does not have a plot, but three movements with three different themes:

1. Numerica.com: language and place give way to numeric codes and virtual realities.
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
this is our big chance
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mama Fresco’s Pizza Saver
No more guessing what’s
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
everyone I know who ships across the border is looking at wigs today and thinking Huh
6704.19.00	Wigs (partial), false beards, eyebrows and the like, of synthetic textile materials
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
really good painting found outside
painting of some sort of scraggly little creature. maybe a little white cat. maybe like a messy little maltese dog. maybe something else. it's on the ground
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's his birthday and he's doing this
cat lounging on top of bookcase and dangling almost entirely off of it. looks comfortable somehow
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If u really loved me how come u haven't bought me the limited edition 45 from italy of the cattanooga cats ("I gatti di Cattanooga")
limited edition 45 from italy of the cattanooga cats as produced by siglandia
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
hm
text on poster in like fucky medieval blackletter font: "experienced trustworthy and reliable"
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You can't talk to me that way linkedin
email from linkedin

Your first puzzle is here, Sarah 🧩 Your daily puzzle is heating up. 8 already finished. 🥵
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i fear that this copy completely fucks
Greetings! It is I, Dr. Rotten. My clones and I have
discovered a freak inside each of us just wating to be
unleased! Our research shows Rotten treats will set
it free. With
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I would rather tear my head off and throw it in the garbage
"chat with my data"
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
oh....Hello
Technology
Sheinbaum Unveils Affordable EV Prototype Backed by Governmentwinged rabbit logo
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Me and the girls
three rabbits symbol on stoneware
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
also maybe I'm just seeing what I want to see but there sure are a lot of teams of two women who aren't related to each other
women name of marjie and jodey on supermarket sweep. they are "art coordinators" togetherwomen name of lonnie and denise on supermarket sweep. they have been "best friends since high school"women name of robin and von on supermarket sweep. they "met two years ago forming a group for mothers at home"
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
becoming very enamoured by 1990 "supermarket sweep". This guy has discovered a big lightbulb and guess what: It's worth bonus points
guy has got a real big lightbulb in his shopping cart and is racing along
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Candy Angel Says:
"Help the Wretched"

Cand'ys HELP PAGE
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I am giving five pinnochios to this busta rhymes lyric
I reign like Mussolini's iron fist
Try on this, you can't see me like vagina lips (Hmm)
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
happy to announce that I have discovered an unbelievably frightening linkedin post
Bringing Gazoo to Life: The Future of AI Voice and the Always-On Companion
Raji Kalra

CEO, Voice Model | Producer, In Conversation With Bruce W. Cole Podcast


July 24, 2025Now imagine this: what if Gazoo wasn’t just a cartoon? What if he, or something like him, could be real?

The Gazoo Blueprint for AI VoiceAt night, she whispers into the void, “Gazoo, remind me that I did okay today.” And he does. He plays back a moment where her daughter laughed uncontrollably at dinner. A small moment, saved and resurfaced.From Bedrock to Breakthrough
Fred and Barney weren’t ready for Gazoo—but we are.
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Winter do you not want to watch Bimbo's Initiation (1931)
cat making a crazy face in front of a laptop playing old black n white cartoon of a dog man choosing between four doors all with spooky symbols
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
pink cat creature saying

I'm a lab animal that should've been killed, aren't I?
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Me when I'm thinkin about it
"crysta" from ferngully looking thoughtfully at a knife
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
it's all slowly being lost to time but my number one favorite garfieldeats moment was the ceo's reaction to January 6th
Instagram story. 

Look at what you've done to #America! The land of innovation💡, #Garfield and #Scooby-Doo.

then a shared image of the der spiegel cover of trump lighting a match in front of the coup attempt

and then a sticker that says MEDDLING KIDS
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Mephisto is the devil puppet that was made and named after The Most Famous Devil of Satan, Mephistopheles. He takes away the enemy's energy powers with Energy conversion and see in the dark with Night Vision. He has
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
absolutely enchanted by this
alan keyes 2000 bumper sticker. www. . org. It's Principle That Counts!
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
old yellowed comic panel of a cat getting kicked in the ass by a wheel of boots. the cat is saying "oh, no!". for some reason the sound effect is "stomp" which is wrong
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
marc bolan on the cover of a 70s teen mag saying FIND OUT WHO I AM
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
hi!!! can I join your polycule???
cattanooga cats chessie the autograph hound saying her famous catchphrase "hi, can I have your autograph"
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Bath Bot
Digital Bath Bomb
Your ultimate bathing companion
3.4 stars from 16 reviews
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
classic anus
some fuckin logo idk what it's for
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sarah 🌸 @helldragonchick.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
See also

List of artists who reached number one on the French Singles Chart
List of fictional moles
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