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the human sadiepede

@helldoe.bsky.social
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 17h
i've been watching the nesting (1981), which features the armour-stiner house, where i was yesterday. lost opportunity to not draw an octagonal house for this cover but whatever
vintage cover for the nesting
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 21h
my tiny scavenger man
secret kitty man
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sorry but i did decide to go see bucking fastard again. it's my right
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
back in the city and everything is right in the world
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what a time. beautiful day tbh. my buddy asked if i wanted to see anything else on the trip upstate and i mentioned wanting to see a deer and then we crested a hill and there was an entire family just waiting
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lowkey being able to post ten pictures at a time is kind of a game changer for me
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
went to the armour stiner house
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that's in grand central station :)
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yes, wow what a beaut
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
luckily i can do about 2 hours of this kind of living before i go totally insane and need to be airlifted back to metropolitan civilization
waterfallcrazy house
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
skipped out for the day
gamer fuelgrand centraltrain snackssadly it's just yonkers
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
other mommy? sounds like a skill issue
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the sexual tension between the men of ridgewood queens and dressing like elvis costello
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
because my backyard has now become a place where many cats are occurring, it has now also become a place where many cat fights are occurring
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the wicker man movie is playing in 4dx one night only. and that night is my birthday, october 28
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
let's ask
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
now reading the other book i have to plow through and return to the library before its deadline
helen of nowhere by makenna goodman
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
alright fair
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
cat who is being a menace this morning
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that was your second mistake
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
let's get sadie to 2k followers by 8:57pm est
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
anything can be a seafood tower if you believe in yourself
a lot of hot wings and some pep pizza
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
of course i had to make sure the guys at the porn store knew i was cool
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
to be honest there is something so wholesome about going to the sex shop and buying a dildo in person. hello fellow perverts, i'm also exchanging currency for goods and services
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh wow this is amazing
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oooh weird. first i'm hearing about that!
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RIP mark sandman you would have loved the 21st century
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lots going on
a nice cat who seems overwhelmed
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if it's not love, then it's the bomb, yeah it's the bomb that will bring us together
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
skipping down the street listening to ask by the smiths, separating the art from the artist and making it my own thing instead
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i'll never let you slip into the shadows of not posting
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this was with the homie @bromethazine.bsky.social
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i was born in the right era because i like to eat a big bowl of jamon iberico and potato chips and then every dessert on the menu
iberico ham and potato chipflan, basque cheesecake, concord grape sorbet
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can't work today because i have to watch multiple snippets of interviews from NYFF and feel jealous of every single movie playing this week
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i was literally just saying this about you
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tits look phenomenal today. no pic but you get the gist
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
exactly
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just cracked an egg into a pan and its vibe was so sinister i had to throw it away and start over
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
feeling an otherworldly craving to go once again to beetle house, NYC's #1 beetlejuice themed bar
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i got it on the first try!
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i love that i have gotten good at claw machine this year
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me too!!
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
now he's watching secrets revealed from THE PREDATOR (1987) but he just thumbsed-downed it
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
getting mad at the guy sitting in front of me on the bus because his short form video algorithm isn't very good
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
leaving 2026 with one skill: claw machine
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
life is but a dream
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i hope my friend who is going to beat me to chinatown gets us a nice big scallion pancake and i get to bite into it after i get off the train and it's fluffy and hot on this cold rainy day......
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's gnawing at your leg to get out of the trap october
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🥹🥹♥️
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the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok with making spiced pear butter for work as long as it doesn't horn in on my ability to go to chinatown this afternoon
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