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@hellapizza.bsky.social
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Too old for this shit. Bus aficionado, pdx cyclist, tiki drink hype girl, energy efficiency and sustainability tree hugger, dog lover, sad girl, pizza pizza.

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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Turns out you don’t have to get the boot licker version of the US passport www.usatoday.com/story/travel...
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This week’s bread is *chef’s kiss*
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
All I hear is…
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Ok so why does trump have his name on the institute of peace, why is he trying to get his face on a gold coin
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I was thinking about how trump put us into this war based on his “feeling”… which is bad for a lot of reasons I don’t need to get into. And then I remembered a specific story about the tacky pragerU exhibit at the Smithsonian with a Ben Shapiro quote.
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Uh no shit
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Gas station sushi?!?!
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
“It feels a little absurd to…” imagine just shutting up for once
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
First up we have katu, choosing to only highlight the outbursts in court
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
A reminder that Portland’s biketown is also not really affordable in comparison to public transit… trimet is $2.85 and it lasts for over an hour
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Why is it a garbage bag? This is why people think plant based foods is trash lmao
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The life aquatic
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
A friend and their family need some help
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
No kings except Gizzard
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
You would hope… but she’s a white woman with privilege, so she won’t
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Didn’t even have to grease the pan
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This is so old, it’s been a Heavenly Donuts for like 20 years!
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Bro you are the literal crisis with your fucking trillion dollar wealth
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Wish this wasn’t locked under a paywall but it’s pretty straightforward:
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Anyone in Portland want to adopt a cute kitty? #adoptdontshop #rehome #homequest
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Stop, this is literally a Bojack Horseman bit
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I don’t understand and at this point I’m afraid to ask
Mouse and onionMouse and bleach
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
My tomatoes today :)
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
What’s next, tariffs on summer squash? They picked one of the stupidest times of the year to tax tomatoes… we are literally growing them at home.
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
No sorry, it’s actually a really bad bill and that’s why it’s being held up
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Ok but Tubi literally has a category “Denzel verse”
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Could be a sign of something… hmm I wonder what though!!!
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
“People are cooking at home” for a number of reasons but I don’t expect media to accurately report about em
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
defector.com/its-a-great-...
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Update: we are getting along fine
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Majority of Americans just want government to just do its fucking job
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Hope this clears a few things up for Gen Z!
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Yes yes yessss more headlines like this
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I’m being dramatic, yes, but this feels like some North Korea level of propaganda
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The view from my seat was 10/10
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Ya girl made it to the show
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Yes
Spotify daylist for “sticky brat summer evening”
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Who wrote this, a bank?
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It’s Thursday and I’m thirsty
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I want Lego cat! Bf: we have Lego cat at home Lego cat at home:
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Have a lovely Sunday
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
New tattoo who dis?
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I wasn’t going to enlist in the Navy but then I saw this ad on Reddit
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Couple of Jungle Frogs at Paydirt: pineapple rum, lemongrass syrup, coconut, lime, tiki bitters, chili oil
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Lava flow
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Tried a seasonal beverage at Too Soon. Service is lacking, but the drink (switchel) was lovely. We’ll try this place again but on a weeknight where we can sit at the bar.
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
This was a good idea
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AZ @hellapizza.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Found the Santa clones in my hood this year
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