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Fallen from the moon @fallenfromthemoon.bsky.social · 14h
After almost two years, I decided it was time to finish this.
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 1h
nevermind i looked at it for longer and i hate it lol. add it to the list of eventual redraws.
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ItsMissNight @itsmissnight.bsky.social · 1h
It would be so awesome it would be so cool
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 1h
it sucks bc i love how it looks EXCEPT for that lighting error. i should redo it maybe.
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 1h
an old old kissweek pic of mine keeps showing up at the top of the tag on twt (not crossposted) when i look for new pieces to rt to the kissweek blog & i have such beef w it. i realized i fucked up the atmosphere/lighting and when i went to fix it the file hadn't saved past the sketch. so i gave up.
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KAGE @kaged640.bsky.social · 4h
#IMPtober #HelluvaBoss‌ S3 will be like :
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Charis draws @42paintbrushes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 2: Possessive #stolitzkissweek Uncropped version on patreon #helluvaboss
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 13h
had to jump in for some #stolitzkissweek — just on a lag 😂 here’s something i finished up for day one: saved/rescued #stolitz #pspiclets #helluvafics #stolitzfics
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 15h
FUCK yeah king let it breathe
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 15h
me staring at the gray in the upper right with suspicion and intrigue... 🔎🧐
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V❥NUS @vvenuspng.bsky.social · 17h
my babyyy
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tea @stltz.bsky.social · 17h
honeymoon idea guys #Stolitz
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Sheepy 🎃👻 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 21h
9 days, Stolitz Nation. 9 more days until these idiots are released from Idiot Jail. We must be prepared for the stupid they may unleash upon the world 🫡
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 21h
THEY DIDN'T!!! THANK GOD
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 22h
see and why do they uncensor the dicks in exes & oohs but not the dragon driller 5000?? cmon amazon thats the one we were all hoping for.
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 22h
im all for amazon uncensoring things that helluva couldn't risk having on youtube EXCEPT for Mammon saying "cunt". it's infinitely funnier if he's censored by clown honks than if he actually says it
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Sheepy 🎃👻 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 22h
I want a scene in helluva season 4 where Via is getting ready to go somewhere with Loona and Blitzø is giving her a big, long lecture on all the things she needs to do to be safe. Via just rolls her eyes and says “Okay, mum” and Blitzø gets all teary eyed bc “She called me mom 🥹”
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🌸🍖Pink Lomito🍖🌸 @pinklomito.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
#Stolitz sleepy sex Someone woke up Stolas during his afternoon nap 💤🫣
Stolitz having sex on the couch during  beautiful afternoon sunlight 🙂‍↕️
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ollie 💖 c0mms open!! @xo-ollievurr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
day 2: anywhere but the mouth drumsticks #stolitzkissweek #stolitz #helluvaboss
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Grail! @dishrack-holygrail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First horn job attempt lol Day 5/31 of #Stolitz sex position October!
Digital drawing of Stolas & Blitz sitting upright facing each other while Stolas grinds on Blitz’s thigh. He’s also licking Blitz’s horn like an ice cream cone w a v happy expression. Blitz looks surprised
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🌸🍖Pink Lomito🍖🌸 @pinklomito.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
#nsfw #Stolitz Blitzø so kind and attentive, giving Stolas some kisses down there to cheer him up a bit! 🫣
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🌸🍖Pink Lomito🍖🌸 @pinklomito.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Cuddles for your bruised heart ❤️‍🩹 Part(1/?) #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss
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Jess @kiaxian2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#StolitzKissWeek Day 2: Anywhere but the Mouth All I ask is just ONE scene in season 3 of them being domestic and flirty and cute, please please pleeeaaase 🙏 @stolitzkissweek.bsky.social #stolitz
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#stolitzkissweek day 2 (version 2) - anywhere but the mouth we could also stretch this to fit version 1's day 2 as well (possessive), if we wanted 🤭😏 #stolitz
From Blitz's POV laying down & looking down his torso towards his groin, where Stolas is laying on his stomach between Blitz's legs, which are lifted and hooked over Stolas's arms. Stolas stares half-lidded at the viewer (Blitz), from between the caging thighs, a blush darkening his cheeks. Stolas's left arm is coming up from underneath Blitz's right leg to rest his hand on Blitz's abdomen, his fingers beginning to creep under the white crumpled shirt barely visible in the foreground. Stolas's other arm is tucked in to the space made by Blitz's legs, and his hand has lightly gripped Blitz's leaking erection (pinky out), tilting it to the left just a touch so he can place a light beak kiss to its frenulum. Blitz's thighs and tail spade, which is peeking up from behind Stolas's shoulders, are lightly shaking, and there's light sweat beads on his thighs. He's probably not gonna last long, poor guy.
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they’re gonna do the hb live rewatch today and end it on full moon aren’t they. cruel bastards.
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Ami @avidly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#StolitzKissWeek Day 2: Anywhere But the Mouth A bit early for this type of thing on a Monday morning, but that's what my schedule looks like today 🙃 #Stolitz
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♡Kr. @stolsmoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The closer HB is to coming back the less I care about other people’s takes like I do NOT CARE. My fav show is literally back on, I’m in my own world.
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just published the second! this one's for day 5 :) www.patreon.com/hellamews/po...
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Grail! @dishrack-holygrail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spin me around like Daddy’s little [BLEEP] :3 Day 4/31 of Inktober, but make it Stolitz sex positions! #stolitz
Drawing of Stolas sitting on Blitz’s dick/in his lap in a sort of awkward, modified reverse cowboy situation. His tailfeathers are in Blitz’s disgruntled face. Stolas leers over his shoulder, prbly saying something raunchy, totally oblivious to Blitz’s annoyance
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tea @stltz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
both sides r traumatized fr #Stolitz
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Grail! @dishrack-holygrail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nice n rough :3 Day 2/31 of Inktober, but make it Stolitz sex positions #stolitz
A digital drawing of Blitz eating Stolas out. Stolas is on his back with his hands around Blitz’s horns. Blitz has his back to us
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tea @stltz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all of my helluva boss doodles, from the merch drop to the latest short #HelluvaBoss
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ana୭ @stloas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no dna test needed
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Mistbored 🌙💜 @mistbored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#stolitzkissweek Day 1: Rescued (I'm only going to have time to do a few of these but the prompt were so good I couldn't help it)
Blitz sitting in a cell looking beat up in chains as Stolas crawls over with the keys and pecks him on the cheek
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sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#stolitzkissweek Day 1: Rescued
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StolitzKissWeek ♡ 🦉💏🦎 @stolitzkissweek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HEY GUYS It was brought to my attention that we need an AO3 collection for this, so I went ahead and made one, and then made subcollections for all the StolitzKissWeeks we've had so far! They're all open, so go add your previous kissweek fics to em, & use the 2026 one coming up!! Link below!
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am such a huge fan of stolas's merch gimmick being stupid or stupidly ostentatious hats
stolas in the valentines day 2025 merch with his sleek feathered showman's tophatstolas in the 2025 pirates merch with his stylized tricorne with embellishments for his second eyes, and a pin of blitz's crew logo with two feathersstolas in the 2026 pride merch with his top hat that has floating bands to match his planetary display themestolas in the 2026 dnd merch with his wide-brimmed wizard's hat with constellations ion the underside of the brim, embellishments in the brim's golden trim for his second eyes, feathers resembling the wings of his fuckass hat, an additional set of white wings tipped in gold with an orange glowing diamond, and a tassel hanging from a metal loop at the end of the hat's tail
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Charis draws @42paintbrushes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stolas daki is ✨️now available for preorder✨️and a bunch of con leftovers are also in my shop! ⬇️ #helluvaboss
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SpriteGirl @xxspritegirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me, a diehard Stolitz shipper: “yesss now Blitz is simping hard for the bird and Stolas won’t even LOOK at him, gimme that sweet sweet angst”
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Patrick Star's Breakfast: Eatme Blacksam
ALT: Patrick Star's Breakfast: Eatme Blacksam
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Jess @kiaxian2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For #HelluvaIMPlosion2026, I was lucky to have two fics written for my art! First up is “Soaking It All In” by @pixarflick.bsky.social - Stolitz get wet n wild in the shower, and it’s absolutely filthy and hot af 🔥🚿 Thank you to @helluvabangs.bsky.social for hosting! Fic 🔗 below!👇
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Sheepy 🎃👻 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stolas being good-natured is also more accurate to demonology. Stolas is one of the more “chill” demons in the Ars Goetia. He’s basically a nerdy owl who likes to infodump about astronomy, gems, and plants. “Villain Stolas” is more like Andras, who is also an owl, but he incites violence and chaos.
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
does anyone else have this disease called "Can't Get Anything Done Unless The Right Youtube Video Or Stream Is Playing So Instead Of Working You Spend The Day Refreshing YouTube Hoping Something Clicks"?
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
im not going anywhere lol. stolitz forever. don't worry.
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the food at the past/unrequited/fumbled stolsago table is sooooo tasty guys
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the pin crops it from view, the sticker is too cramped, and im pretty sure the tavern playmat is above the table, so I mostly forgive those ones
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the way that a little less than half of his merch (card, keychain, & both shirts) has it…
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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
chapter 10: Stolas and Blitz do words... and sex! #stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/588769...
Blitz stops moving abruptly, his dick buried as deep as possible inside the bird. He’s sweating and breathing heavily, his body shaking from all the exertion as he spits out, “Seriously?? You really wanna talk about this shit while I’m balls deep inside you?!”

Stolas huffs out between panting breaths, “I don’t see why not! It’s rather important! If not now, then when?”
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bro fighter blitz w the crystal embedded in his breastplate... close to his heart... im normal
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nebuloli @nebuloli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tail hugs ❤️💙 #helluvaboss #stolitz
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Ash/Kuro 🌙 @trafalgar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stolitz Mommy kink on my mind like crazy Stolas boob attack !
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