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@hell0ntoast.bsky.social
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30s fandom writer, they/them ✨️filth✨️ ✨️body horror✨️ 🚫‼️!!!!!21+ / NSFW!!!!!‼️🚫

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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
meme of a guy having clown makeup put on, then a rainbow clown wig, and finally a round red nose. jfc season 4.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
eh whatever llap nerds
close-up of a black and white instax shot of a wip oil painting. a tiny enterprise is seen flying near jupiter. in the background of the photo is a corkboard of stickers and photos. over the reflection of the instax is a hand doing the llap salute. live long and prosper, nerds.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
smthn smthn energy u wanna put out into the world
discord screencap of spacedunce all caps yelling "NO SHAME BE NERD
NO SHAME IN THIS HOUSE ITS ALMOST STAR TREK DAY
LLAP EVERYWHERE" and a still of a gif of mariner from lower decks exiting the ready room with a double handed vulcan salute with attutude. impeccable vibes everywhere.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
seal arching its tail similarily to the baseball guys in the original quoted skeet. big shutterstock logo over the middle.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
no cheating post your lockscreen
a screenshot of a phone lockscreen. the moon shows in some prominent reds and oranges and the clock reading compliments it in periwinkle and peach.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
eh heh heh
a toasty lookin homemade lingonberry turnover.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🔥🔥🔥
four guys sitting on a couch yelling meme. they look real excited like the best thing ever happened.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i want like every one of these shirts but also trekkies look
(https://johnniejaedesigns.store/) johnnie jae's charcuterie board and cheese knives that include a slate serving area on acacia wood with an inspired design that includes little enterprises on it for a starfleet theme.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
jjigae niiight
picture of kimchi stew [kimchi jjigae] in a black bowl with some sliced pepper on top.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
hi bsky i'm finally home have a vector he wrapped himself as a gift for u
black cat with green eyes on a couch with some silver curling ribbon wrapped up in his paw and looped over an ear. he is looking up towards the camera oh so innocently. entirely believable, he has done nothing wrong ever.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
finally a clearer version
photo in a clear frame on a gray shelf. on it are two people standing before a building with red flags in front (presumably starfleet command) shaking hands- captain april and a fresh faced lieutenant christopher pike. they are wearing the older velvet/velour (and more flammable lol) versions of the yellow command tunic, with pike's hair in a different style and a dark brown.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
if you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
blue book cover with some activity lines and stars in the backdrop. the enterprise is in the center while text reads: "an original Star Trek novel, STAR TREK: DISCOVERY, THE ENTERPRISE WAR. new york times bestselling author John Jackson Miller".
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
jodi whittaker on a baking show being interviewed while standing on a lawn. caption reads "maybe comedy will get me through".
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
erica ortegas as sir adya and una chin-riley as z'ymira the huntress. adya looks amused with eyebrows raised while z'ymira has the beginnings of a smile pulling at her lips.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
over here at 2:50 am like
photo of a parchment paper covered sheet pan full of seasoned butternut squash, with bold white text reading "good luck, my children". there are two fall leaves themed towels hanging off the oven handle in the bottom of the picture.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
tiktok shop read me filthy ;; you aren't -wrong-
a collage of items on tiktok shop, as an ad on instagram. the shop displays a series of star trek ships as keychains, various techwear and body armor, indigenous lanyard work in sunset colors (orange, yellow, sky blue, royal blue), and a welcome mat that depicts two cats and reads "don't let the cats out or the cops in". items are in six tiles, two per row, and there is a link to tiktok shop button on the bottom over a grey background.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
might be a shite writer but i am proud of this line [+3 pure sap]
screenshot of text that reads in white: "I love you with every fiber of my being, with every breath and beat of my heart. I'll love you until there's nothing left of me, until we're nothing but whispers in the cosmic design."
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
clara would like to say that she, for one, did not come up with this idea.
a round calico cat with a flower costume/mask on looking quite disgruntled about the affair while lounging on a pink fluffy cat bed.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
close up of a calico cat on a blue storage ottoman. the ottoman is frayed and there is bold white text that reads "the art" over it.vertical photo of a calico cat atop a frayed blue storage ottoman. the cat's eyes are lazily [or smugly] partway closed, and her paw is clutching the surface of the ottoman's edge. in white bold text over her are the words "the artist".
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
not the transporter buffer accident
snw m'benga uniform on a very pale person holding a red jello shot syringe.your cmo miiight have had a bit of a mishap. snw m'benga uniform on a pale person with teal and brown hair.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
비 비 비 비 비 비비비빕삐비 ㅣ
granite counter in front of a wood floor of bowls of vegetables for bibimbap: zucchini, bean sprouts, spinach, gochujang.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
going through my trek rewatch like
image of a calico kitten curled up with a paw clinging to a smiling brown, worn teddy bear. white text over the kitten reads "me" and the bear reads "pikespock hcs".
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
behold
a sunset over the ocean with a darkly shaded, rocky coastline in the foreground. there are four birds flying away in the distance near the horizon which is in varying shades of orange, periwinkle, a soft golden yellow, lavender and smokey sapphire. the deepest colors are from the clouds rolling in.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
have this doofy no context meme reply i slapped together in two seconds
captain christopher pike on star trek discovery looking off screen with the corner of his mouth ticked up into what could be the beginning of a smile. yellow text reads "respectfully nop".
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
our potholders are so gay
white potholders with tom of finland queer art in a tiled pattern in black on a warm hued granite countertop. in the background are some chrome kitchen appliances and containers.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
ha ha very funny chris /s
“Captain,” Spock murmurs as they filed into a loose formation, crossing a threshold into a corridor that held far more natural beauty than the architectural wonder they’d just left behind. Chris offers him a look sidelong as they both match pace wordlessly, slowing enough for a few of the other members of the envoy to pass them. “What attributes does the D’harixhol rite of passage include?” 

This was Spock’s way of politely asking what the heck it is they were volunteered into. Chris, for his part, also wonders as much. He lets that thought show on his face, and Spock’s takes on the passive indifference as is his standard- but Chris is willing to bet hides some annoyance underneath. “The only attribute I know of is its mystery.” 

If stoic neutrality could phaser, Chris would have been a sure target. He smirks briefly, a bit of apology in his expression before he turns his attention back to where they are headed.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
oopsie doodle
picture of a bumper sticker on a uc campus wall from 2017 reading: ANTI-FASCIST ZONE. Not safe for racists, neo-nazis, and white nationalists. 

image has a navy vignette.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
u mean to tell me i can put discovery halfway into the mycelial [pizza] network? ixkfkfkffjfj lmao
photo of a uss discovery shaped pizza cutter being held up in front of a table. text above image reads brand: star trek, star trek discovery crossfield starship metal pizza cutter wheel | premium houseware, stainless steel kitchen utensil | easy to cut and clean | 9 inches long. uss discovery pizza cutter slicing pizza in a rectangular pan on a counter. pizza cutter is held by someone wearing a cream colored sweater. there is a small stack of plates next to the pizza on the counter.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
one of my favorites~
fuschia light on a black shirt and a silver necklace with saturn and a star.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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calico cat sprawled on a crosshatch white and gray rug under a fuschia light, its feet crossed over one another and eyes peering curiously at the camera.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
let's try this again some pikespock fluff
Thwack. The sound of the axe embedding into the bulkier, older tree stump that Chris’ neighbors use to chop wood is muted in the long yard by the endless blanket of white surrounding it. Chris exhales, the act causing a small cloud of condensation to blossom in front of him. He wouldn’t be surprised if he was steaming. Despite the chill of mid-afternoon under heavy cloud cover, Chris had been chopping wood for their fireplaces long enough to work up a sweat. His chest rises and falls rapidly while he catches his breath, peeling the henley he’d been wearing off over his head in an attempt to balance out his temperature.

It only partially works. 

“Anaïs! Put those away and go help Naahsa with the gathering!” Andre’s voice rises over the yard from his position at the entrance to their barn, only sticking his head out long enough to ensure that his daughter was following directions. A small huff of amusement escapes Chris at the sight of her scrambling to chase after one of the dogs, who’d taken her attempt to rally him as an invitation to play. He turns away from the sight, henley still in hand. The greenhouse Chris approaches is in its second iteration, expanded since the last time he’d gone planetside. It’s probably a good thing, considering how little seemed to survive the harsh Montana winters. Bracing himself for a creaking that doesn’t occur, he inspects the door as it closes behind him, impressed. 

Somewhere in this place is his partner.

It does not take long to locate Spock, one of only two other people inside the greenhouse, bent over a row of leafy, narrow plants. He nods solemnly, nimble gloved fingers working to pluck sprig after sprig of the stuff at a pace that suggests far more practice than he had time to achieve. A honeyed brown gaze turns to the elderly woman next to him, finely sculpted brow arcing high on his face. The moment stretches on as Chris distractedly puts a boot atop of one of the crates near the tool wall, leaning to rest his forearms atop his knee to watch. Then, Andre’s elderly mother breaks into a bright, boisterous laugh, the sound carrying. Whatever words they had exchanged is lost on Chris, whose lips pull into an endeared smile. Spock’s expression betrayed little, but Chris is willing to bet that when he turns his head back to the task before him there is just the tiniest quirk at the corner of his mouth. 
He admires the way that his shortly cropped hair juts out from the edge of his hat, a little longer than it had been when Spock had arrived at Chris’ door, curling around the lobe of a pointed ear otherwise carefully hidden beneath the woolen fabric. His posture is perfect when he straightens, basket in one hand while the other arm is offered to Naahsa for stability. They walk a few paces in the other direction, resettling farther down the line of planter boxes. 

Chris allows himself to be lulled by the moment, content to watch Spock collecting herbs for the evening’s dinner along with a selection for teas that they all would ultimately use through the season’s bend into thaw. He remains there for an unknown stretch of time, far and away from a chronometer or even the shy appearance of the winter sun. By chance- or perhaps he’d known Chris was there the whole time- Spock’s gaze lifts from the basket, over the countless rows of herbs to meet Chris’. He freezes, muscles tensing briefly as heat floods his face, caught. Spock’s lashes flutter, gaze turning towards the ground briefly before meeting Chris’ once again. Oh, he’s beautiful. A corresponding warmth blooms in Chris’ chest, filling his ribcage and making him want to cross the greenhouse to take Spock’s face between his hands. 

Spock eventually turns back to what he’d been doing. Chris draws the back of one arm across his forehead, wiping some of the sweat from it, finding it all the more noticeable as his body temperature balances out. He passes the henley to the other hand, resuming his admiration from afar. It lasts just long enough for Chris to get comfortable before a teasing call startles him from his reverie. 
“Aaaahaa nita’kaawa-!” Andre laughs, bringing in a couple of large bags of soil to set next to the tool wall. “You’ve got it bad.” 

Chris chuckles sheepishly, free hand raising to drag a palm across the back of his neck. A look is cast Spock’s way, finding him already looking this time. His smile spreads marginally while they regard one another from across the enclosed space. 

“Caught me,” Chris admits, straightening and finally turning to face Andre for a moment. 

“It’s a good look on you,” Andre grins, long braid slipping from the side of his shoulder to his back as he raises from his stooped position, the soil neatly arranged near a couple of other bags. 

“Yeah, well,” Chris bridges awkwardly, face burning once more. This is silly, he’s not a school aged boy with his first crush any longer. Somehow the thought doesn’t do anything towards abating the sensation. 


“Don’t stay out here too long like that, you’ll catch a cold.” 

Chis nods, reaching up and over his head to stretch some of his upper back muscles. He leans with it, holding the position for a handful of seconds and switching to the other arm.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
y'all. Y'ALL.
Poster for Hubba Hubba Revue Star Trek Day Burlesque at DNA Lounge in SF [375 Eleventh St.] Monday September 8th. Event begins at 8 pm, $15-20 dollars, 18+. Image is of two performers dressed as Number One and Captain Pike. Tickets @ dnalounge.com.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
sometimes u just gotta buy your homies sunflowers
an arrangement of sunflowers in a metal can that reads "california oranges" with an illustrated orange on a field in the background. also visable is a granite countertop.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
be friends with me and you can have enlightening, intellectual conversations such as
discord screenshot of hell0ntoast's discord handle and pfp (of tulip from brutalizer) reading: 😭 😭 😭 sPOCK UHUHUHGHHH.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
seeing an excerpt from the book star trek legacy just took me OUT ugh pikespock feels
meme of a kitten crying tucked into a bed with a rilakkuma plushy that has a yellow night cap on.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
the face of a cat who woke me up seconds before with projectile vomiting 🌺
calico cat with a white chest and bright green eyes giving the camera the most pathetic stare possible while sitting right in front of me on the bed.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
behold
top-down view of a calico cat with bright green eyes sitting on a black bedspread. a set of bowls can be seen in the corner. she has one ear turned to better listen to the noise outside. cute little twerp.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
meme of sad cat laying on the floor with a ghost of sad cat rising from itself.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
wow so today sure exists have a cat
calico cat with green eyes laying across a blue storage ottoman with a printer behind it. wood flooring visible.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
she
cell phone image of a crescent moon.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
first- i love jörg's posts, he's got great stuff second- i'm crying bc the bottom of that image is how it feels to be a pikespock shipper in s3 like
clipping of jörg's photo post of the maps in snw s3. it is the very bottom of the screen where the top of spock's head is visible, looking towards a little coif of hair (captain pike). ✨️
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm
braided sweetgrass on a black table with red ties.unbraided sweetgrass on a black table with red ties.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
meme of rustin cohle from true detective. in the original image he is smoking a cigarette and looking stressed- meme version adds around twenty more cigarettes stuffed in his fingers and a giant heap of them being smoked.similar meme of lucius from our flag means death. he has one hand on his hip and the other pressed to his forehead, only he isn't smoking in the original. meme version has him with cigarettes EVERYWHERE- mouth, fingers, elbow, peeking out of his rolled up sleeve. white text at the bottom reads "oh, god".eleanor and chidi from the good place. there are two stacked screenshots of them in a house where chidi is looking seriously at eleanor and gesturing with one hand, saying "okay. but that's worse. you do get how that's worse, right?".
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
haHA
big ol' metal bowl of cucumber kimchi. mmm kimchis.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
✨️ dangai wkx is soooooo perpetually in the "find out" arm of fafo. i love him, he's such a mess, but the writing does make me irritated a couple of times bc of situations his character should know better than to get into. now, -book- wkx on the other hand. there is a smooth sob.
a 5x5 character opinion bingo with the following options circled: free space, squeak [character being squeezed like a stress ball], canon isn't real if i don't look at it, and *puts them in a salad spinner*.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
improvisation
bottle of kyrö napue gin on a granite countertop glowing because a flashlight is lit and balanced atop of it in a dark room with candles in the background.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
california chic
edge of a parking lot with one of the spots labeled "taco truck parking only". ahhh what a life 😌.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
thank youuuuu babyland for making tops level tshirts bc this thing OLD
black tshirt with beat up yellow design that reads: babyland- not modern electronic junk punk est 11-1989 mat-012 b2008 3cd los angeles ca.
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team cockroach [hell0ntoast] @hell0ntoast.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
stumbled across the ship wiki thingo and
text post that reads "on ao3, spike is the eighth most written ship for pike. it is aldo the third most written ship in the star trek: strange new worlds tag."
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