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John IRL

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Senator Tim Kaine @kaine.senate.gov · 15/03/2026
It's Long COVID Awareness Day. Americans are still grappling with COVID’s repercussions, including Long COVID. I'll keep working to support research and education on this condition and other infection-associated chronic conditions.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I've been Boricuamaxxing 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Clocking into the "make $40 in tips" factory
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Eloise. Wheezy. Wheezy F Baby. Smell-oise.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I love @benquadok.bsky.social 's cover of In Loving Memory so much I paid someone real money to chart it for Guitar Hero
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beatrice ☾ .⁺⋆ @beawiitch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
remember to drink lots of water because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population 🐸
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Edward Spence @edwardspence.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
(2/2) Blizzard Heist saw @biqtchpuddin.bsky.social, @persephiroth.bsky.social and @seum.bsky.social as inept (and increasingly sexy) thieves aboard a skyship, as the audience caused events to swing between hilarious and horny in equal measure. You can still donate to Blizz's ongoing recovery here.
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Donate to Help Blizz Beat B-cell non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma, organized by Jonathan Herald
Hey folks, This is JP/Prof and this GoFundMe is to raise money for my … Jonathan Herald needs your support for Help Blizz Beat B-cell non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma
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ChrispyGameplay @chrispygameplay.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I hate to say it, but I’ve been saying this all weekend. Im having a blast because of my friends, not because of the Con, Twitch could care less about its creators and the con is a soul-less mess that lost its purpose. A woman was literally assaulted and the security response was a joke.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Hot Mulligan was onto something. More bands gotta get on this crop-jersey thing.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Anyway, kill your idols
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I'm too employed for the bullshit going on on Twitter rn.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Hi hi we're live with more Radical Red RESET. Donate to cause me mental damage. twitch.tv/heliosthegawd
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Python is so interesting but I HATE CONDITIONAL STATEMENTS
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Cai K 🔜 PAXU @estelofimladris.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Hey y'all. It's Pride again. Instead of spending money on corporate "Pride" gear, why don't you give money to small businesses that are LGBTQIA+ owned. Be in your community instead of sending money outside of it. There's SO MANY fantastic Queer-owned places you can shop and support.
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Ruwa Romman @ruwaromman.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Babies can only have milk. They can’t even have water. Since Israel is banning all aid including baby formula, these babies will die. And since Israel is also starving everyone in Gaza, moms can’t nurse their babies either. They’re just watching their babies die as they die to.
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Born to be a hey mamas lesbian. Cursed to be a cis man
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Birthday and Affiliate Anniversary over on twitch COME HANG
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Not one person has said "cake and candles" to me today
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
PAX was fun but I miss my cats.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Being Hispanic is cleaning your entire home immediately before going on vacation.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Right?
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Face card overdrafted. You have until 11pm today to bring your account balance back to $0.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I dueted If It Means A Lot To You by ADTR with a man I had just met a few nights ago and the harmonies we made were so beautiful I started tearing up. Instant homie for life.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @goatsfoot.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
In an age of performative cruelty, kindness is punk as fuck.
Be punk as fuck.
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Jupie ༊*·˚ @jupieverse.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
this is officially the greatest shirt I own
Jupie wearing a white tshirt with black sleeves featuring Shadow the Hedgehog that reads “I ❤️ LATINAS”.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I break into nursing homes at night to eat Jello with my hands like a rat.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I want to put the Switch 2 in my mouth.
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TyyRex➡️PAX East @tyyrex.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
MY NEW LOGO AND MERCH IS LIVVVEEEE! Join stream for an exclusive discount then we'll get back into our BG3 HONOR MODE challenge run! Twitch.tv/tyy_rex
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Do you guys wanna see meatballs?
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Xia ge wen ti xue xue 💅🏽
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Fish
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
If Knuckle Puck plays Stick Season tonight, I might explode.
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iamBrandon @iambrandontv.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The healers are fighting!
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I'm visiting the Catcade in Chicago tomorrow and I could not be more pumped.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I CAN FINALLY STOP PULLING CHARIZARD PACKS
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Crying while playing clone hero, I love Knuckle Puck. I will be sobbing in Chicago this weekend.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Silhouettes on the ceiling
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Sableye has no business being a ghost type. There's nothing ghostly about it.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
She thinks she's hunting
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Not living up to my Puerto Rican heritage. My father had TWO families by the time he was my age.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Hi
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I watched three different movies today, all called Escape Room. Here are my reviews:
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
She's just lying there acting like she's not an absolute menace.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I'm having more fun with Marvel Rivals than I ever did playing Overwatch.
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Bootz💤 @bootz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My 2025 New Year’s resolution is to become neurotypical. Starting January 1st I will no longer be an anxious little freak. I’m actually gonna be so cool and chill next year.
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John IRL @heliosthegawd.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Guys I think I like Good Hangs.
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