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helicopterspy

@helicopterspy.bsky.social
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Making sure no one leaves alone

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helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It's the antique robot photo that really sold me on this one
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helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Gotta be a weird feeling to devote your life to the church and be elected to be the mouthpiece of God Himself only see everyone posting jokes about hot dogs
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Dead Reddington @reddreddington.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Taking a break from worrying about being crushed under the boot of fascism to watch baseball. I’m basically living in a Don Delillo novel
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helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
You know how people were wearing comically large bandages at the RNC in support of Trump? Imagine what we could do if we keep on the "Vance fucked a couch" tip
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helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
I've figured out the cheat code to finally being able to recognize Billy Crudup. You just gotta look at a guy and say "Now, I KNOW that's not Joaquin Phoenix" and you got him
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helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
The worst thing about The X Files is that they have the hottest two people on television driving just the ugliest cars
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helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
The best thing about Bluesky so far is having the Random Restaurant Bot back
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helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Follow me on bluesky
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