helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025It's the antique robot photo that really sold me on this one 010
helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Gotta be a weird feeling to devote your life to the church and be elected to be the mouthpiece of God Himself only see everyone posting jokes about hot dogs 000
Reposted by helicopterspyDead Reddington @reddreddington.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Taking a break from worrying about being crushed under the boot of fascism to watch baseball. I’m basically living in a Don Delillo novel 021
helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 26/07/2024You know how people were wearing comically large bandages at the RNC in support of Trump? Imagine what we could do if we keep on the "Vance fucked a couch" tip 000
helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 20/10/2023I've figured out the cheat code to finally being able to recognize Billy Crudup. You just gotta look at a guy and say "Now, I KNOW that's not Joaquin Phoenix" and you got him 000
helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 24/09/2023The worst thing about The X Files is that they have the hottest two people on television driving just the ugliest cars 000
helicopterspy @helicopterspy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023The best thing about Bluesky so far is having the Random Restaurant Bot back 020