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Hels

@heledd.bsky.social
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Relentless optimist. Massive nerd but not of the Star Trek kind. Drive a broomstick, not a car. Animal lover. She/Her. 🎧🧙‍♀️🐈🦉🦧 🎨🎮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦

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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My commute home from work is a bit different these days.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My new neighbourhood. I’m still expecting to see Wales every time I open my curtains so you can imagine my surprise when I wake up every morning and see this instead.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
More Saigon. Still discombobulated but falling deeper and deeper in love with this beautifully mad city with each passing day.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Turns out it gets a bit wet in Ho Chi Minh City sometimes
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For anyone who’s ever wondered: durian smells to such an extreme that you can individually wrap a durian sweet in plastic, store the whole lot inside a second plastic bag & seal the plastic bag inside a zipped backpack if you want- you’ll still stink out a 10-foot radius within a jumbo jet.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Been in HCMC for a few days now. Discombobulated but surviving.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This dude holding up a placard outside Taylor Swift’s wedding is a sage and a scholar
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh my god, this dress. I would DIE for this dress.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And this is terrifying beyond words.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I get it. The longest I’ve ever stayed awake for is 78 hours & it was when Fallout 4 was released. I just sat on my sofa with a PlayStation controller in my hands & my eyes going square, playing Fallout 4 & loving every second. Didn’t even feel sleepy. It’s a genuinely happy gaming memory.
Man sues Fallout 4 developer Bethesda over addiction to game that lost him his job and his wife.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I don’t know who this person is because apparently she’s an influencer and I’m too old for that shit, but her Met Gala look tonight absolutely slays.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Best Dress. It wasn’t even a competition, the frocks this year were lacklustre AF.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Found it.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Things are grim. Here’s a timeline cleanser. My cat.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I fear I may not wake up tomorrow morning
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
yEh BUt PrOJect FeAR tHO
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Huh? I never left that era
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
BUT IT FEELS SO MUCH LONGER 😩😭
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This lovely boy never did learn to spell my name. Makes me sad that I won’t be getting a Xmas text from him this year. If you can, please donate to either of these charities- they work towards the prevention of young suicide. www.papyrus-uk.org/ways-to-dona... jaclewisfoundation.co.uk/donate/
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My favourite thing about Xmas: my mother’s honey & mustard glazed ham 😋
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
My cat’s way of telling me that I’ve finished sorting clothes for tonight so I guess we’ll watch The Muppets’ Christmas Carol now
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
My mother just reminded me of something that I’d completely forgotten about: that time I kissed Howard Marks at a book signing. It was a proper smacker too, right on the lips.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I love the London Undergroud
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My mother got a £60 parking charge. She was going to pay it but I insisted she let me appeal it for her. Just got an email confirming it’s been cancelled. FIGHT THE POWER! 💪🏼
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Laura Kuenssberg in a nutshell.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
These absolute beasts are growing in my garden. They’re enormous- at least 6 inches tall, probably more. Tried googling them but no luck, so if anyone knows what they are, I’d appreciate it.
Big ass mushrooms
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I just learned something cool. This is a blanket octopus- one of the rarest species of octopus in the world. The female grows to 6ft long, but the male is only 2in- so she’s 40,000 times his size. Somehow they still mate (I doubt she gets much out of it). Stay with me, because it gets better. 🧵
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Just saw this on TikTok and thought, “…..That’s perfect.”
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Your cat is lovely! I also have a lovely cat. 🥰
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Post a photo of yourself from a different era. Second from the right, first Glastonbury, aged 15 in 1997.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
When you give a 12-year-old a smartphone, you might as well be handing them all the adult knowledge in the universe wrapped in a bow and saying, “Here, deal with this.” It rarely ends well.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I don’t know why this meme gave me a warm glow, but it did. Now it can give you a warm glow too.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Share a character who didn’t deserve their fate.
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Hels @heledd.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I’m far too emotional right now for all these Brave Little Anglerfish memes.
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