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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾

@heirofodin.bsky.social
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Fan Account ● Parody ● Roleplay ● Preferring English ● 18th Century AU ● not affiliated with Alex/Vikings ● Pre-Shipped ● Selective ● Written by #Carpathian

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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Carpathian: It's been about a year. I still miss him very much. 🕯️
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
He *does* know what chocolate is?!
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
He loves the black drink. It keeps him awake at night, so he can spend more time in his study!
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Oh! That's why they taste so good. He leaves... four. For Emma.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
He loves these. Whatever they are, they taste great.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"So... we sacrifice the cake to hell?"
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"He lived in the old times." From what he had heard back then, he had fallen in battle. "Where would a naughty bishop go after death?"
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"Oh, I thought of @godlywarrior.bsky.social... He might even like the cake. Although I don't know if he knows what chocolate is." Now he thinks of which way to sacrifice it to make sure it reaches the respective Christian afterlife place for promiscuous bishops.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Oh, I think it's an asshole cake. Now I wonder if I should sacrifice it to send to an asshole...?
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The kitchen smells deliciously like chocolate, and a little burned. This cake reminds him of something...
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Maybe he should also bake something for the ladies...?
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
He has also ordered a small bouquet to be brought to @ladythaliarp.bsky.social. Something soft and gentle for this spring.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Today, @acrimsonrose.bsky.social will wake up to find a dramatic bouquet on her dressing table. Because she deserves more flowers.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
And he also ordered a seamstress to bring her best fabrics and pearl strings for new curtains.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
He had no idea what to get @acrimsonrose.bsky.social for her birthday. But as he was passing through York, he ended up at a glass artist's shop. And he saw something that he deemed perfect. A chandelier. An unusual gift maybe, but he hopes she will like it.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
carpathian.xn--p3h Happy Birthday to the wonderful writer behind @splend1dlyselfish.bsky.social 🎉💕
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Most of these aren't mine!
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
He will immediately have her some new dresses made.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
< from a long forgotten time, who once were baptized here, or buried here. Behind a column, she can make out a figure in the shadows, just a ghost, always disappearing when she tries to focus on him. But he looks quite similar to Benedict, the vampire...
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
< Below the cathedral lies the crypt, on of the rare gothic crypts. It is far more peaceful, but not too dark either. Candles give extra light to the room which only has tiny basement windows. And there she feels it, an old presence, much older than the cathedral itself. Past kings >
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
< feels dizzying, so high is the building. The beauty and massive size of the cathedral were almost too overwhelming. After a while, she retreats to a side aisle, and then finds a door, a staircase downstairs. >
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The eyes of the statues seem to follow Thalia's steps, as she enters the door with the number MCCXX above. The inside is breathtaking. The colorful windows catch the light and cast it inside in a flickering, colorful shine, like pieces of rainbow. Looking up towards the ceiling >
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
< As Emma enters, she finds a small table set with cheese and apples, and a pitcher of wine. Will she see it as an invitation and take a bite?
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
< incense holder decorated in enamel. On top of the heavy wardrobe she finds a jewelled brooch among dried flowers, lavender, rose petals, and sage, which all subtly add to a good scent in the room. Back outside, and to the other side of the house, there is the kitchen. >
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
< French countryside. Across the room, there is a window niche with delicate glass windows. A luxury at this place and time. Cushions are placed on the stone benches to make sitting there comfortable. To the left is an archway to the master bedroom. It smells of incense, coming from a small >
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
As Emma enters the door, the number above the entrance glows - she can make out MCC- and then it vanishes. It's warm inside, like a room heating up in early summer, and before the door closes, she can feel sun rays caressing her back. She entered a small upper class stone house in the >
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
< and it was the throne of Charlemagne that stood in the cathedral - wooden, simple, almost laughably ordinary under all the splendor and shine. Nearby stood some priests, whispering quietly, that the end was near. Soon the empire would break apart.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
< of golden mosaics. It was once a palace chapel of Frankish kings, turned into a coronation hall, and finally, into a cathedral. The door has led Benedict right into his home region, close to the time he had come from. But the Merovingians had already turned into the Carolingian dynasty >
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
DCCCXIII... Benedict would have no issue reading the Roman numbers now. They glow golden, as the gates open. The empty stares of the lion door handles look inside, to a building only about a century and a half younger than Benedict. He steps onto Roman marble, a perfect octagon, with a ceiling >
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
(17-20)
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
(13-16)
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
(9-12)
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
(5-8)
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
You have a recurring dream. You walk down a long corridor, and to your sides are doors. Each door looks different. Each has a Roman number above. MCXX... But when you try to focus, the writing blurs, the letters dance. Today you're in this dream again. And today, you enter a door. Which one? (1-4)
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
// I feel like doing some silly posting or prompt/game posting. I have an idea, but it will take a moment to prepare.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"You're speaking to me." Cue an amused smirk.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"You can't stop two kings from talking." If she didn't want her power, she wouldn't get it.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"You should at least marry a king." He didn't even know anymore why it felt so important to him to crown... anyone else than himself. "As for the peace offering and trade contract... you don't need to trust me. It looks like your brother should."
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
East Roman? West Roman? Ivar didn't know much about antiquity. "Like the Franks did. They split their kingdom in three parts. France is only one of the parts."
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"He can't even be in all of those places at the same time. Not even within the same year. You should share." He still didn't understand the need for an empire stretching far beyond Europe.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"This should be the easiest task for you, as daughter of a king who rules over at least four kingdoms." He huffed a little, but wouldn't say that she had a kingdom he had given to her.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
He leaned in slightly, not far enough to seriously cross boundaries, but close enough to look her right in the eyes. "You are meant to be a queen."
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Have you ever built a snow man?
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"You can't escape it. Just like I can't escape mine." Believing in fate was, of course, much easier when one believed he was meant to rule a kingdom as an heir of the gods. "You should stop running from it."
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
But it's beautiful, isn't it? Not the muddy slush that was the roads of Versailles in winter.
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
He smiled slightly, tilting his head. "I follow my fate. All I did, I did for a reason. You shouldn't trust me... you should trust in our fate."
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Ivar the Boneless⁽ᴿᴾ⁾ @heirofodin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Look who's here.
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𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓗𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷. {Roleplay} @acrimsonrose.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Emma, Marquise de Montpellier. 🌹 ——💎—— • Former account was @ABeguilingRose on X (Twitter). • Historical roleplay. • 17th/18th century. • Character is the same age as the writer. • Can contain mature content. • Storylines and banter are welcome. More information below... ⬇️
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