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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 1h
These people want to be Orators, but we don't really have that as a concept anymore, so they call themselves comedians.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Finally time to become a street samurai.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Barry Bonds juicing.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"30 years of Pikachu" and Jolteon's the cover mon. That little rat's washed up.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Only the most sophisticated of diners can order spaghetti at three consecutive trips to the same restaurant.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dodgers are basically the same color as the Smurfs, so this works out.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If he'd won in 2020, I don't think he would've done it. He was real proud of his vaccine.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"You look like the kind of actor who'd play a pedophile" is a real good putdown, I think.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The 5'11" bit means it has to be a joke.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cassie trying to pull her "my dad is a fancy academic" over Noel's lived experience.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Problem's less your teeth falling out and more your jaw falling off.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This just reminds me of Microsoft calling their second console the Xbox 360 so people didn't think it was a generation behind the PS3.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had no idea we had Merlin for President at one point.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There was also the Sheikh Zubair proposal, but I believe that was a joke originally.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Freud looked at the Chandos portrait and concluded that Shakespeare was a Latin of some description.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can't keep calling your company Vornado in 2026. Gotta change that "vor" part.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love orbs, I love to see orbs, I love to think about orbs and spheres. I still want to boil that puffball alive.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mfw beheaded
A stylized depiction of a severed head with a chonmage and a blank expression.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excited for that new steel mill.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
C'mon, dog, nobody's buying this shit.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna stroll into that cluster and ask whether kobolds should have tits and run like I just tossed a live grenade.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What do think Anubis mostly played in TF2?
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The sequence of letters "eunuch" actually carries no semantic content unless prefaced with "scheming." It's like how you can be disgruntled, but there's no word "gruntled."
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Still looking for that graveyard duck.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's not about presenting the true tao, it's about presenting A tao for consideration. There's a case to be made that that's actually what the opening of Tao Te Ching is actually getting at.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The cover of the computer game Microshaft Winblows 98.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's why I'm not worried about having to boycott the new new NEW new version of Starcraft Ghost they're working on; don't have to try very hard to avoid a buying something that doesn't exist.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seems fine as long as you don't know Morse code yourself.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You just gotta say it like Otacon.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look, GPUs need sandwiches, too.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At least Jordan had the decency to get his own ass addicted to gambling.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's not gambling-related, so it's fine. He's threatening the ref for the love of the game.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also, they don't appear to be trying very hard to stop Trump.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jeff did surprisingly good at the color-based puzzles and surprisingly bad at tic-tac-toe.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like that you clearly consulted with a real live Englishman for the dialogue. It's like I'm right there in the East End.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Miu would be wearing something way gaudier, I think.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So did Millennials, but we also got anime, so we've seen way more shit than you guys.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think the best you can hope for when raising a child is that the various bad influences point in so many different directions that they basically add to zero. Between his future stepfather, his new Crazy Uncle Swan Boy, and Nervous Aunt Rona, Sebastian's gonna come out alright.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There's a chance they replace the Great Fairy with Tingle. There's a chance they replace the Happy Mask Salesman with Morshu.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's a coin flip with me.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A cable guy is a kind of first responder, really.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Memorizing all the material properties of steel beams.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you don't cum enough, it'll build up and your balls will explode.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So-called "Bronze Age" Pervert probably never stole so much as a single cow. A true Indo-European he is not.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People apparently forgot there was already a game where Link talked, and everyone hated it.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Posting the chart.
Table 2-4: Interspecies Crossbreeding, from the OGL-compliant splatbook The Book of Erotic Fantasy. Infamously, dragons can successfully crossbreed with everything.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's at least in part because their attempts to make it something different have either ended up getting cancelled (2) or being widely panned (Adventures).
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We just got a remake of Star Fox 64, which was a remake of Star Fox.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was hoping he'd double down on that one. Should've claimed he and Cornpop joined uMkhonto weSizwe.
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heimsteam.bsky.social @heimsteam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
At some point, people on the Internet convinced themselves that it's possible to softlock in the Water Temple but it actually isn't. The problem is that everyone played it when they were small children and weren't smart enough to figure stuff out.
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