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Hegus

@hegus.bsky.social
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I'll solve all our problems, just give me the launch codes.

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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
-PostNord när de behövde leverera brev varje dag.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Har inom jobbet filmat och streamat en del ungdomsmästerskap i fotboll. Killarna springer mest och gnäller på domaren, medan tjejerna har framåtlutat våldsmandat. 22 små terminators på en äng. Den enda rädslan finns i bollen.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It doesn't matter who rules Muscovy as long as the idea of a russian empire exists. The only thing that can salvage russia is the complete, generations-long destruction of the very idea of an empire - Ironically exactly what German "denazification" actually was.
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Veronica Anrathi @disarmonia.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The idea of people saying they’re “tired of the war” when they barely even see it in the news, while Ukrainians are literally burying their children every day, is just grotesque.
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 23/11/2025
💔 Father in Ternopil rocks the coffin of his baby, killed in a Russian strike on November 19. Kamal is the sole survivor of the family. His wife Mariia, and their two children, Kamila and Nazar, were killed in Russia’s attack.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The Nordics and Baltics need to impress on Brussels that Orban is directly threatening our national security. It's us or Orban. We know that Ukraine's cause is our cause. Don't abide the enemy within.
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Euronews @euronews.com · 20/11/2025
Abducted Ukrainian children recount dark reality of Russian captivity
l.euronews.com
Abducted Ukrainian children recount dark reality of Russian captivity
For the first time since Russia’s all-out war, a delegation of Ukrainian children formerly abducted by Russian forces met the press in Rome on Wednesday. A senior official from Zelenskyy’s office said Ukraine wants to formalise the Vatican’s role as mediator to help secure the release of civilians.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I'm in love with my tax return. The government wants to take her away from me.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
He should be killed in a drone strike by the USAF. (Ban-safe wording.)
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
He should hold a campus speech in Utah.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
New York, you forgot. Twin towers with a superimposed image of Giuliani touching himself in the presence of a young journalist.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Mustard is the mind killer.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
W just wanted to invade that rack. Rumsfeld misunderstood. One of the great tragedies of history.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Posters should be held to higher standards of responsibility than journalists and elected officials.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Infographic manual on how to throw a grenade. Text reads: 1. Kneel 2. Point at commanding officer 3. Throw
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
One could say this:
Infographic manual on how to throw a grenade. Text says: 1. Kneel 2. Point at commanding officer 3. Throw
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Yes, I saw the date of the post after I replied. All is well and the pins are pulled.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Are we already past fragging?
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Roll call!
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Fuck being civil. You're just looking for justification to be an asshole online, which helps no one. Get off your ass and do something instead of fat shaming kids on social media.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I just want to sit on the beach and nut in my coconut, man.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The persistent need for any justification to be a bad person IS an unmitigated threat to the free world.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
We should do something about it! I mean, you should. I don't feel like it right now.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
In here, churning, churning, churning.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
He has a suit, so looks legit.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Let's be the frag in fragile white male.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
And fire anyone who won't obey. Dismissing a large group of military personnel with extensive experience in logistics and an existing command structure will be fine. Don't take any lessons from the Iraq war.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Meanwhile, bearded dudes in flip-flops have a consistent win record against the US military.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"I tried to open a new window for the way we reminisce about someone and find a dialogue for these feelings people are struggling with when somebody passes." Said Sturkenboom.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"21 grams" dildo. I will subtract a few points for not actually touching ashes to flesh though. www.dezeen.com/2015/04/26/2...
dezeen.com
21 Grams is a sex toy containing the ashes of a dead partner
Dutch designer Mark Sturkenboom has designed a "memory box" containing a dildo with a compartment for storing the ashes of a deceased partner
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"That beep could've been an email."
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a bald man with a beard wearing a white shirt and smiling .
Alt: Vin Diesel looking satisfied
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I Kramered all over her box, squawked it with me Jim i did.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Nobel Peace Prize 2026 goes to: *Checks notes* King Charles III and Melania Trump.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
It's good to see sad Girkin again.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
'Nam, Iraq, Afganistan. They still haven't figured out how to fight dudes in flip-flops.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Watson clearly hasn't experienced enough mold.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a white hat and a blue shirt is smiling with the words yeah bwoi written below him
Alt: British chef Ainsley Harriott wearing a white hat and a blue shirt is smiling with the words yeah bwoi written below him
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Chest area? Or somewhere more interesting?
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Korrekt uppfattat.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I guarantee this is in the top 10 of your husband's dream scenarios.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Ableist
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
"A real king would nuke moscow, Donnie."
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
An illustrated retelling of last night's events:
Map of the antifa operation usually known as "D-day" modified with text suggesting brit is invading the bluesky moderation team.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Made a helpful map to describe the events of the last hour.
A map of the antifa operation usually known as "D-day" modified with text suggesting brit is invading the bluesky moderation team.
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
"I will take a bullet for you, babe"
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
"I'm usually pretty whiny."
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Hegus @hegus.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
"Doctors hate this one weird trick!"
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