hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Bob Dylan Joan Baez Indigo Girls Rickie Lee Jones Grateful Dead Yes Ladysmith Black Mambazo George Winston Tom Petty Utah Phillips 020
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Just a heads-up. You won't be allowed to substitute a head of lettuce for the regular colonoscopy prep this year. 000
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Downgrade a movie Everything Everywhere Eventually 020
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Ketchup slices: giving first aid trainers a new teaching resource. 000
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026You think that I could put a packet of Immodium into a bag of lettuce and market it as a salad kit? 010
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026And somewhere between the time you arrive And the time you go May lie a reason you were alive but you'll never know 000
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Oooh, shiny! Thanks to @rustypants.com All of the actions on this are stiff, like it has never been used. Complete with that old-time-feeling sepia-toned viewfinder. Off to order some FP4. #believeinfilm 1232
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 25/06/2026UL should not approve any appliance listing unless the clock can be set by a 12-year-old without the manual. 020
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 14/05/2026It is well known that one of the circles of Hell is people trying to learn how to work with drywall. What is less well-known is that one of the lower circles is tasked with fixing their mistakes. If you've been particularly bad, you get sent to both. 010
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I was so disappointed when I learned that soul food contains no actual souls. 051
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 10/04/2026When a full tank of gas doubles the value of your car. 010
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I missed the Lanthanides of March and the famous Shakespeare quote of Mark Antimony: "I come to barium cesium, not to praseodymium." 001
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 17/03/2026A friend pointed this out to me years ago that men's pant inseams get shorter as the waist size gets larger, and it is not because pants are worn lower. I confess that in college I wore 30/36 (waist/inseam) pants. Now they are 36/30. If I get any bigger I'll be able to make pants out of my socks. 000
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I've gotten so many compliments on my looks since I switched embalmers. 000
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Maria Telesheva (button accordion) made it to NPR's Tiny Desk. www.npr.org/2026/01/14/g...npr.orgFrom the Top: Tiny Desk ConcertA trio of amazing young musicians, from ages nine to 18, give jaw-dropping performances that will bolster your faith in the future of great music making. 000
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 05/01/2026"Is that a roll of dog-poop bags in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" 000
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I used to keep a bottle of glass cleaner on my desk for when people would touch my screen. I don't think that I ever needed to spray anyone more than once. 060
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Maria Telesheva at the Leavenworth International Accordion Championship 2024 (she won). youtu.be/WZeqaP_trPI?...youtu.beMaria Telesheva Winner of the Leavenworth International Accordion Competition 2024 (Classical Cat.)YouTube video by Sergei Teleshev Accordion 070
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 02/09/2025How has no one used the name Diphthongs for a line of women's swimwear? 010
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 20/07/2025They paved paradise and Put up a litter box. --From "Big Yellow Tabby" 050
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 09/07/2025If anyone asks me how old I am I just tell them that God signed my birth certificate. 130
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I'm starting to think that retirement's only purpose is to give you time for all of the medical appointments. 050
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Am I the only one who takes the warning "No user serviceable parts inside" as a challenge? 030
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 13/06/2025My dad used to say that I got my mom's good looks. Because he still had his. 020
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I can't look at a husky without immediately thinking of the Crystal Gayle song "Don't It Make My Brown Eye Blue." 030
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Let me just say that whomever first advanced the idea of turning something off and back on again to fix it, was definitely not a plumber. 051
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Every time I see someone use the abbreviation LBD I immediately think "Little Black Dog" and I'm always disappointed if they mean something else. 150
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 21/03/2025The real challenge is trying to find a meaningful overnight relationship. 010
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I just want to remind everyone that this will be the last year that I will be waxing my gibbous moon. 030
hegemoney.bsky.social @hegemoney.bsky.social · 11/02/2025"That's it, I've seen enough. I'm out of here." "Where are you going?" "Helena." "Montana?" "Hand basket." 061
