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Mike_Heff

@heff1973.bsky.social
329 followers 194 following 906 posts

Running, beer, Fulham FC, hater of the current Conservative Party.

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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why do they always look like such utter cunts?
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucks children.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They would do nothing. It's what they do.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yep.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mentioned this during the last world cup. They must employ somebody to just scan the crowd and point them out. Which is a bit... weird tbh.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
RIP the Big Breakfast though.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It astounds me that he doesn't stop to think about his name/colour before attempting to woo the thick, ignorant racists that hate all brown people . He is an outright fucking idiot.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Always the way with these wankers.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I hope that our government are on board to help out, we all need stand against this disgustung child fucker.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I used to, and I absolutely adored it.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Don't know what you're on about.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A fine, fine machine. ❤️
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No problem with losing Chelsea. Can we make it six?
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
More oil and less 'windmils' though.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fuck America.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Verdant though. They are strong.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Come on Mark, you've smashed an empire as bad as this before, get the gang back together...
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
What a fucking fanny.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Kenneth Williams' Iconic 'Ooh Matron!' in Carry On Camping
ALT: Kenneth Williams' Iconic 'Ooh Matron!' in Carry On Camping
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I hope that this adds to her pain.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
That has just reminded me that that lot lost their minds over a few rainbow zebra crossings. I had forgotten all about that.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
And the price of the tickets? Oh my!
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I have never really liked what they did with it, and yes I do understand that I am in the minority there. It ruined the original show and books, it was never supposed to be modernised.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Standard. See also; keys.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It was already open you failed fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Olives with chilli and or garlic are the bollocks though.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Why the fuck are they self destructing like this at a point in time when we need them to behave like that actual fucking grownups that we thought they were.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The main team in Fulham have been fucking shite today so far.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Thank you for reminding me of that spineless lickspittle's existence though.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
And leaving the rest of the world to clean his shit stain up.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
share.google/VmleJJPapmek...
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Chas & Dave - The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In The Sideboard ...
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
These people are fucking atrocious.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The only thing sad about this day will be that he won't have to see it.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Those people from the 2008 episode of Grand Designs in Bath were a pair of utter fucking cunts.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If she actually has a right to do this then US is somehow even more fucked than I ever imagined.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My thoughts exactly. 👍
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You're a good lad, really.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I don't know what happened to her because for a time I thought she was absolutely brilliant. Now reduced to this.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This is the most incorrect thing I have ever seen on the internet.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Think you may want to read that again mate👍
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
And he's blocked me😂 What a strange thing to get so worked up about😂
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
😂😂😂 Calm down! I like the guy, it's why I follow him😂
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I agree with you with regard to asking the question, I did initially think you were referring to the PM question. Still, there is no need to be so fucking rude about it. Where have I said that he HAS to answer the question? But also where does it say on Bluesky rules that I can't ask it?
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I don't recall asking you, but thanks for answering anyway. What a strange man.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Fucking hell, calm down pal. 😂 It is absolutely a legitimate question to put to somebody who hopes to one day be Prime Minister himself. Sorry if you don't see it that way. 😂
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The wanker will be working for Reform by this time next week.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Well it is a fair question if he is calling for the current PM to resign, isn't it?
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Who should takeover from him Zack?
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Why isn't any of it? It is so tiresome. So fucking tiresome.
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Mike_Heff @heff1973.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
100% down to the orange nonce's blatant racism. Absolutely fuck him.
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