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heejeroen.bsky.social

@heejeroen.bsky.social
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Software developer who likes to read, and play a game sometimes. Likes dumb wordplay. Dutch/he/him

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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 3h
I did a double take when I passed this sticker
A sticker with the text “did you take your veggies & cocaine?”
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the dog ate ‘r math homework
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is disappointing, you should know better
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
who you gonna call? jenn schiffer
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we could gift them a tiny violin to play
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blurb: “… ground-breaking grammar”
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It did fill a need; I was just reading Didion’s Notes to John, where she told her therapist they took the Concorde to Paris to think about their budget
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they could build an arch rival there
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I saw some rainbow leaves
Leaves that are starting to go brown, but some parts are green, yellow and red
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nee, maar het zal wel helpen dat ik geen boek geschreven heb, dus ik heb de diensten van EK Hangslot niet nodig
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If it was only a matter of getting from A to B you might as well call a cab
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Goed om te horen!
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is de operatie verder goed gegaan?
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Playing the demos must have been the assignment of a lifetime for someone
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As the kids would say: jackpot (derogatory)
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it’s been a long time since I saw that movie, but I still remember that scene
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ah, so that is where the idea for a new WH Ball Room came from
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Each day I’m crossing my fingers that my 2010 dumb tv will hold out a little longer
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
To be honest, I don't want to watch one at 4pm either
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On the battlefield, everything happens so much
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
does this mean the getting smarter part is coming along nicely
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’ve happily read the sentences from the scroll that was deposited into my mailbox
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Een koerier te paard had dit beter geregeld
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the story has a filmic quality
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You might say his ship will come in after a long journey
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Mijn moeder vroeg altijd om gerookte ham die zo dun gesneden was dat je er doorheen kon kijken
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bag End, uit Lord of the Rings
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I thought that the latest issue of apartemento magazine, with an interview by @craigmod.com, would be hard to find, but they had several copies at my local bookstore, Utrechtse Boekenbar
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
countess binface, neé binbum
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Bought three new books: small, smaller & smallest
Monk and robot by Becky Chambers, Speak Still by Wing Lam Tong, Stories from MacGuffin magazine
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s like they say: light will find a way
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Of die insinuaties dat ik altijd poep aan mijn schoen heb
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Somebody got such a fright they drove their bus into a traffic cone
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Nee, ik stelde het me zo voor
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
die stormde voor Starmer de woning uit
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
also nice they installed a pommel horse so you can practice gymnastics while waiting
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
based on the novel by David Fozzie Waldorf
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Who you’re gonna call? Goose Busters?
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The Lifetime plan is currently unavailable, unfortunately
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s taking cyberpunk body modifications one step too far
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
@mackeza.bsky.social thank you for writing Super Nintendo. It’s such a lovely read!
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I’m really going to have to find copies of Bolaño’s books now, right
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I also love the lighthouse we used to have on our 250 Dutch guilder note
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
somehow I’m humming ‘can you do the fandango’
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
*good cop offers you a cigarette* *bad cop rips it from your mouth*
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@ellendebruin.bsky.social bij Steven Sterk lig je er mooi bij
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
that implies his boss tries to pass moldy crackers as a treat, which tracks
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
at least they exceeded their 30% target 😬
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Ja, irritant is dat
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heejeroen.bsky.social @heejeroen.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Ik heb het idee dat ddg de laatste maanden iets minder is geworden. Misschien steken ze meer energie in hun ai (die ik niet gebruik)? (Van de andere kant loop ik elke keer gillend weg als ik de resultaten bij google zie)
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