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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈

@hedgewizardly.bsky.social
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Non-binary communist hedge wizard from space. 💛🤍💜🖤 (they/them) Game Dev Technical Producer, Previously @ Rockstar | IWGB 🌱 Lvl 31 Wizard✨🎲 Spare-time 2D artist, designer, programmer, friendly neighbourhood twitch moderator. No GenAI🚫

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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 18h
Holy FUCK, okay thank you for flagging this, I’ve been meaning to finally play DE myself too (only watched others play), so I saw this offer and I’m like YEP!!!
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Expectation vs reality
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not with bombs, I hope? I know that’s your usual fare, Netanyahu…
Guardian Headline:
Netanyahu expected to attack Mamdani in UN general assembly speech
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t like where this train is heading…
Screenshot of a map showing the location marker heading towards a town called “Heck”
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can’t believe they’ve done this 💀
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When people ask me what my favourite season is
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What the fuck, YouTube? You're pushing out search suggestions from a bunch of pre-teens to a global audience?
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh fuck off with this shittttt
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
the return of translucent coloured tech?? NATURE IS HEALING
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Whichever devs at Riot worked on Shyvana's rework absolutely COOKED. I am THIRSTY, MA'AM,,,,,
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Congratulations search engines! You have succeeded in training millions of users to instinctively completely ignore this entire section of your search results.
A screenshot of search results of a search query, where the first two results are ads, the third is an AI summary, and the bit to the side is a list of other suggested terms. In the screenshot, this entire section has been blurred out to indicate how users ignore this area before skipping down to the first "real" search result.
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@ainevixen.rip this is the thumbnail I walked in on
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Featuring such perks as 5 day workweeks! 14 days paid vacation!
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
You’re tellin me a white medium sliced this bread?
Photo of a loaf of bread that says “White medium sliced”
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Did some grinding on the PoGo event because I love Hydrapple. 600 Applin candy later…. 🙌🍎🐉
Screenshot of Pokemon Go, my trainer character alongside the Pokemon Hydrapple
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Best game ever :]
Screenshot of my Steam achievements page showing 100% achievements for Hades 2
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I keep forgetting I made this, and that I’m occasionally capable of putting out something that loosely resembles art. My lil key guy #klefki
A drawing of the keyring pokemon Klefki, who looks like a giant keyring, except instead of keys, he has a handgun, and looks like he’s willing to use it.
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Okay but hear me out
Edited screenshot of the Uber rideshare app, displaying options to choose which kind of car you’d like, including “Uber Clown” which claims to seat 100 people
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy birthday to the bestest lil guy!!
Screenshot of a calendar widget indicating that Saturday the 14th is the King’s BirthdayScreenshot of the character “King” - a small bipedal canine-esque character with an exo-skull on his head. From the Disney show “The Owl House”

The subtext is that I have zero care or respect for the king of england and conversely i absolutely love this character
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Ordered a new graphics card, if this doesn't fix me and water my crops and moisturize my serotonin then idk what will
a benchmark graph comparing the G3D mark rating of the GeForce GTX 970 (old) with a score of 9,641 vs the GeForce RTX 4060 Ti and its score of 22,722
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I made two custom feats on dndbeyond for this bit
Screenshot of a DnDBeyond character sheet showing the "Feats" section. Underneath the "Feats" banner are two custom "Feats" named "Left Foot" and "Right Foot"
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
You vs the mega mawile plush she told you not to worry about
A photo of the Pokemon Mega Mawile official plush, face on, at an unflattering angleA photo of the Pokemon Mega Mawile plush at a much more flattering + appealing angle
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I finally finished this series today, and it is without a doubt my new favourite book series of all time. Wow. I love the story in itself, but the writing is incredible, and it is CRIMINAL that this isn’t more widespread. If you like romantasy (especially queer) please check this out.
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Forgot alt text because I’m a fool
Leonard from Big Bang TheorySamwell Tarly from Game of ThronesArthur from InceptionViktor from Arcane
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
For any Streamers out there that use the LurkBait Fishing game, @sirhannah.bsky.social bullied me into programming a parser for the pokeapi, so now if you want to fish up Pokemon on stream, you can! www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/q1whm...
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Capturing this goddamn rat has been the most difficult thing I’ve ever endured in #MonsterHunterWilds and it’s not because of gameplay skill challenge, it’s because of the sheer battle it requires in the face of bad UX design 😡
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Well it sounds weird when you put it like that
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Well it looks like you already fucking brought her, idiot sword
Image 1 of two: RPG game Pokemon Emerald Imperium, showing returning character Dawn challenging the player to a battle Image 2 of 2: a screenshot taken moments later in the game showing the sword pokemon Honedge named “Dawnbringer”. The game asks “What will Dawnbringer do?”
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
They are a family :]
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Rough morning for this stack of paper
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I hope #1 is a single-use personal guillotine
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Practicing spells
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
It’s hard out here when you’re just some little guys
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
CEOs HATE the new oxygen not included DLC
Screenshot of Oxygen Not Included DLC, highlighting a feature that includes "remote-work buildings"
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Anyway to summarise, this is why I’m not in the least bit interested in Marvel Rivals
A minimal doodle of an extremely buff large male figure stood next to a petite hourglass feminine figure with the caption “male and female character design is my passion”
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
🤨🤨🤨
Amazon cat scratching post advert that reads “2 hanging balls and 1 wiggle toy, providing long time entertainment”
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I know that I intentionally left these in my cabin on the ship (that I’m still on) but this is an inherently unsettling notification to read 😵‍💫
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Actively wanted to get Meef and I DID, I’m so good at this game (Context, it flips these over and shuffles them and then you pick one that you get to keep)
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Real “app design is my passion” energy. It’s like boomer internet explorer with three hundred toolbars just to see the chat in the last 1cm of screen
Screenshot of the Twitch Mobile app, in which the chat portion of the app takes up less than 5% of the screen real estate
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Still thinking about her (from the antiques place I went to a couple or months back) (It was too expensive but oh I really want it)
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
@ users who made this happen: So sorry to hear news of the genocide funded by your countries “bothers you” 🫠
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Why? What are they possibly going to say on any given situation that will add any value to anything? This is like the tabloid equivalent of young kids seeking reaction videos from their favourite influencers when something happens
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
???? The league of legends community needs desperate psychiatric help immediately
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
@danielzklein.bsky.social doing the rounds 😂
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Can’t believe Suella finally got sacked. You know you’ve made it as one of humanity’s worst people when your party of hateful classist inhuman pricks look up from their welfare cut plans to say “calm down you fckin sociopath”
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Principal Skinners from the simpsons, with the caption "No, it's the children who are wrong!"
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Classic sibling behaviour No-one: … My sibling: … Me: *attacks them for literally no reason*
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
I cant believe my car just called child services on me wtf
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