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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Got calf cramp early this morning so bad it woke me up Then didn't wake up again until 11.30 Imma blame daylight savings

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*CW sexual assault Fucking Men. Fucking sports This is so disgusting I'm so fed up

Accountability in sport means you can breach club standards, face sexual assault allegations, get stood down... And still win the best and fairest.

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Taken from a kids book about pirates that was donated yesterday. A Blackbeard ballet is absolutely something I can get behind! #ofmd

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

**Update** I have an interview Friday at 10! I'm going to need you all to send your best vibes my way. I need out of my current job asap!

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So. Quick question. Why leave a phone number to call back if you're A, not going to answer that phone B, not going to have a proper voicemail set up C, not going to call back when someone leaves a message (I think) I rang at 10am this morning, and tried again at 4pm. Feeling so deflated 😞

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On the plus side I missed a phone call from one of the jobs I applied for, who want me to call them back to arrange an interview 🤞 Will be doing that.

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I fucking hate my job. Actually no. I like my job. I hate the people in charge, and hate that my 80year old boss plays dumb and makes me do the job SHE is paid to do. I'm so done today 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My period was 6. Fucking. Days. Late. And everyone jokes "ooh, are you pregnant?" They have no idea how much a desperately wanted to be a mother. It's literally the only thing I've ever wanted in life, and at 43, and pathetically single, it's just... not going to happen. My heart broke everytime 😭

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yesterday was a shitshow. My boss was in a mood, I had to do online training telling me how to use AI for our online platform, and then had to recount stocktake because I missed a few things on Friday when I did it. Oh and i still don't have a stool to sit on. Ive never hated my job so much

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Being the only person I know who has had a full mouth brace, plates, braces twice, and still has crooked teeth... I don't think I'm the right person for this job... I definitely don't live up to the name. If it was called "too many teeth, crooked, ugly smiles" I'd be perfect...

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How underpaid I am really was driven home to me over the weekend when I found out a friend of mine is getting paid $20k a year more than I am, and only works 4 days a week... And I wonder why it's taken me so long to try and save for a house deposit 😔

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Having all kinds of feelings at my mother admitting today that I'm autistic. I've known I was ADHD for a few years, and have gone back and forth on AUDHD for a while but never spoke on it cos I thought my mother wouldn't agree. But she brought it up today while talking to someone else. Blindsided

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Foot update 🫣 Look what I can do!

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Happy international talk like a pirate day! Behind every captain, there's a crew. Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber, some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate, and some of you are fish I've just dressed up in a hat...

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Tw. Suicide I think she'd off herself to be honest. To not have any of the things she wanted, and still no clue what to do with her life. Forever friendships, gone. 43, and having to live in a spare room with the parents. Best friend, dead. Not successful in ANYTHING? . . . . . Yeah.

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A friend sent me this ☺️ Thought it would be appreciated here Hope it makes you smile

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I've learnt something while housesitting this time. Apartment living is not for me. Do you know how much STUPID anxiety I have about taking the rubbish out? I have to bag it up, take it down the lift and put it into the shared bins. Someone is going to fucking look at me, and it will all be over 😰

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I've had my new phone just just over a week... I've just lost the freaking stylus, IN MY FUCKING ROOM! It caught on the screen and flung somewhere! I've pulled the bed apart, looked under every piece of furniture... My room is not even THAT messy! 😡

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Housesitting for a friend for a week. I just spent the entire evening, sitting on the couch, in silence. Bliss. No one is expecting anything of me, Except the cat. I can cook and eat what I want, when I want.

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Talk about sleeper agents, I just recognised a tune as being in a movie I haven't seen in 30 years. Tell me I'm not the only one? youtu.be/3S3xqIfwcFA?...

youtu.be

If I Had Words

YouTube video by Melbourne Symphony Orchestra - Topic

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Group chat with 6 friends. I make a post of 6 options for dates to catch up. 1 friend has missed the last 2 catch ups, and the group has been a bit rocky since half of us got dumped by "friend" 7 and the others didn't. Friend who's missed the last 2, can't make any of the dates I suggested 🙄

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Grumbly thunder. Matches my mood 🥺

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Being passive aggressively ignored by my boss because I dared to tell her how Spotify works 🙄 I want out But I just got another thanks but no thanks for a job I applied for 😞

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Forgot I had a coffee date booked with a friend, and didn't remember until my phone sent me a reminder... 10 minutes before I was due to be there! I'm still home in PJs, and it will take at least a half hour to drive there 😞 I feel so terrible 😞

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Spring is here! Su-pa-ring is here. Life is skittles and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring. I do. Don't you? Course you do. But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me. And makes every Sunday a treat for me... Happy 1st day of Spring to all who celebrate!

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Happy ginger cat appreciation day to all who celebrate Repost with ginger cat pics

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Finally bit the bullet and got myself a new phone ✅

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I have been the only well person in my house for 3 weeks. I've also done all the food shopping and cooking for the last 3 weeks. I'm so exhausted, and tired of looking after others 😞 I'm also still really struggling to recover from my foot surgery, and work is making things incredibly difficult 😭

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Done I Can't: Child Collapses in Rain

ALT: Done I Can't: Child Collapses in Rain

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The bell on my keys at work My boss. "Shut up! That noise is so annoying!" The bell on my keys at the physio My physio. "Heyyy! I've missed that sound! How are you? How's your mum?" That's what care looks like.

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

*CW emetephobes look away Woke up with a headache Threw up Went to brunch Started driving home Threw up in the car on the side of the road Now home Car cleaned and airing Clothes in the washing machine Me in the bath soaking the smell away Headache please go away

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Today as I was walking back to my car, which has stuffed toys in the back windscreen, while wearing a Disney hoodie, under a bluey umbrella, holding my cartoon animal shopping bag, I honestly did think "how am I 43?" 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I got good marks in recovery today! Had a follow up phone appointment with my surgeon who was very pleased to hear I'm doing a 45 minute recovery/rehab circuit at my physios gym twice a week. Feel like I've hit a bit of stagnation so it was good to have confirmation that I'm on the right track

Little Kermit climbing trees.
Happier times. Simpler times.

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Happy international orangutan day to all who celebrate Oook! #pterry

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Everytime I see Costa I get another Ed Teach idea...

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I forgot how crazy Tumblr can get...

The "t" Tumblr app, with 681 notifications

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Oh I've got a novel idea, how about we don't comment on what other people are eating or drinking when it doesn't affect us! If you want to be a miserable grumpy old bat, go right ahead, I will be over here doing what makes me happy. What I wish I could have said to my boss today☝️ I need a new job 🥺

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Happy black cat appreciation day to all who celebrate

A picture of a black cat.
Text under reads "black cat appreciation day"

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

1. Silently the census abandon their defences 2. You fill out my census 3. Cos to lose all my census that is just so typically me 4. You're messing up my mind and filling up my census 🫣 I love a musical pun Sorrynotsorry

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Done my part of the census ✅ Surprised they didn't want to know what colour undies I was wearing, or what I had for breakfast 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I just realised, at 11pm, that I've had two coffees and an energy drink today... Now if I wasnt an ADHD gremlin immune to caffeine I'm sure that would worry me, but I'll probably just struggle to go to sleep the usual amount 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I've had a life this weekend! Last night, a birthday dinner and sing-alongs for a friend's 40th. Today, a choir concert. (Selfie below) And my foot knows all about it... It's... uhhh... quite swollen and... pretty sore...

A photo of me, ready to sing at my concert today

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

"have you tried walking?" When I said I've struggled to lose weight since I started working full time and my feet were too sore to go to my usual dance classes after work... Last time I checked walking also used your feet my dude, and is way less fun!

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Final rehearsal tonight for Sunday's concert, first time hearing the orchestra, I'm the only top soprano (the other two had booked tix to a show before this concert was a thing) and I'm surrounded by sick people coughing! STAY YOUR ASS HOME IF YOU'RE SICK!! 😬 I didn't think it needed to be said!

Screenshot from a video of last week's rehearsal. A mixed choir of varying ages stands In front of a pipe organ. A male cello player sits off to one side.

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Kermit @hedgehugs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The question is, do I add the song to the work playlist?! 🤭

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