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Chris Jackson (is on Bluesky) @imsrychrisj.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

to fix the economy, we must make improvements that result in conditions where people are more willing and able to go out and pop their fuckin pussies

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

honestly regular citizens should be allowed to filibuster too. put me in coach. it’s time to tell my elected officials about the time i fucked with a creepy older man on the internet for four straight years

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

(tw: ED talk) i had to apply for a scholarship to get treatment for my eating disorder because they didn't take my insurance. yes, you heard that right! i had to fill out a scholarship application, complete with a written portion, in order to receive treatment for an EATING DISORDER

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

i have been trying to get a surgery date on the books for a major abdominal surgery for nearly six months. i have begged, pleaded, and groveled with the surgery scheduler, but they will not schedule more than 2 wks out because the hospital is too cheap to hire travel nurses and the OR is backed up.

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

i think the secret to being good at the pottery shop job i work is that i have gotten the tetanus shot not once, but twice in the last 6 years

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Mouse 🚀✨️ @ecto1orean.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

begging y'all to reshare bc my BIL has REMOVED the spare toilet paper from the downstairs bathroom (that i have to share with ALL 4 OF THEM while they have TWO bathrooms upstairs) and i don't think i can do this until January 🥲 gofund.me/c387a1d1 ko-fi.com/ecto1orean

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

did not go my 10 year high school reunion last night

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

i am not a chef, nor sous chef this thanksgiving season, i am the kitchen jester. i sit at the island and play music, make silly jokes, and taste test things.

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

did you know i stream? did you know that i’m streaming RIGHT NOW? did you know that you can find this stream at twitch.tv/heavenlysaturn ?

twitch.tv

Twitch

Twitch is the world

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

unfortunately with the release of the wicked movie the phase of my life called "i think i can sing defying gravity" has returned. apologies in advance for anyone effected!

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

thinking about how i didn’t wear glasses daily until 2021. like did i not want to see? what was i doing?

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

someone fully just drew my character in webfishing!!!! 😭

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

run, don't walk to the steam store and buy the game webfishing. it gives me the same high that club penguin once did and it's like $5. i have logged 12 hours in three days. please play this silly fishing game with me. i'm begging.

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Mouse 🚀✨️ @ecto1orean.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

so after spending the night in the ER yesterday, I learned I have gallstones and I need to switch up my diet... after just spending the last of my money on groceries that i now can't eat. if anyone can help me replace my groceries to avoid gallbladder attacks, I'd be so appreciative 😅🥹

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

i need matt damon to stop fucking texting me

a screenshot of an imessage conversation with matt damon

him: High asf buying a zoo rn Lol

me: what

him: Like in the movie but real
him: LMAO

me: ???

him: Tiger
him: [blurry picture of a tiger close up]

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

my girlfriend and i have a hunter (i buy the groceries) and gatherer (she uses the groceries to make yummy food) dynamic

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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 15/11/2024

the onion acquisition of infowars with the full support of the sandy hook families is such a candle in the darkness

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

i love the feeling after a panic attack where your brain is done panicking but your body isn’t !

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god’s personal jester @heavenlysaturn.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

let my first act on this app be gassing up my girlfriend’s insane edit of challengers

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