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Heath

@heathisme.bsky.social
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Just a nerdy small business owner doing gay stuff and thinking about what's for dinner! 🏳️‍🌈

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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Never watched that show but the people who loved the Justice League shitshow are creaming their pants right now!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So they don't want someone who can act? Interesting move Marvel! 🤦
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Have a seat. My dog wants to have a word with you. #pitbull
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
That babys actual father is gonna be pissed he used them as a shield! But like all the other Trump "assassination attempts" I don't think there was any real danger so his spot in the cuck chair is safe!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I still can't get over that after Butler not a single word about the shooter was ever spoken from Trump or his team. The man who still won't shut up about Hillarys email or how much he wants to bang his daughter suddenly has nothing to say about the kid who just "tried to shoot him"?!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Like this is gonna sound dark AF but this is America, where kids are shot in schools so regularly that it's almost a required prerequisite at most schools to graduate. So how after 4 attempts has nobody even came close to hitting a 90 year old dementia patient? Me thinks it's staged!!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The fact that they keep trying and missing is the bizarre part. I'm not saying I want anyone to get shot, even Trump, but after 4 attempts and nobody has even gotten close to hitting him says it's either alllll staged or hitting a 90 year old dementia patient is harder than it looks!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
She's mad she can't make money off this one!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Last time a firefighter and a teleprompter took the hit while Trump wore a Sam's Choice sanitary pad on his ear for attention so who is gonna have to bury a loved one for Trump to feel special this time?
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm a puppy Papa!! 🐶 Meet Hoss. He is my world now and nothing else matters! The world may be burning but I've never been happier! (Except when I married my husband obvy) #pitbull #puppy #sharkteeth #myson
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I think that first line had some extra words. It should say "Pam Bondi is diseased."
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
She sleeps hanging upside down in old barns after sucking the blood from local goats!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Y'all!! I just had teary masseuse for the first time! Why didn't anyone ever tell me how good this dessert is?!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I grew up visiting the website rotten dot com often bc it was early internet days, but seeing Kid Rock perform in 2026 and the ocean of wrinkly white skin in the crowd jiggling to the music of a man who sings about having sex with 13 year olds is 1000x more disturbing to me.
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I have to assume that if you still support Trump and his administration and you support what ICE is doing to the people of this country then your family tree resembles the Charlie Brown Christmas tree! Only the most inbred and uneducated among us would see what's happening and say it's ok!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Can someone please take HorseGirlsofTikTok to the glue factory already? It's wild that we continue letting Mr. Ed get away with literal terrorism!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I don't care what the reason someone has given for why they joined ICE. They are cowards, terrorists, and anti American. They are miserable people who have nothing and no one to love them so they think a gun will make them look strong but they are weak! They all deserve to burn in hell! #AbolishICE
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Donald Trump heard DaBaby was gonna be there and started drooling but was disappointed when he realized it was just a black guy who makes shitty music!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
So she sucks at swimming AND sucks at taking pictures! That's the face of someone who has never known happiness before!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Is there any chance of getting rid of the massive pussies in power and get some folks with a fucking spine to do what needs to be done and lock Trump up already?! Strongly worded letters and shocked Pikachu faces when Dollar General Hitler invades a country, ain't doing shit! WTF?!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Just a quick word to all the countries that Trump is invading or pissing off: Us normal Americans, the vast majority of us, DO NOT agree with anything Trump is doing! So if/when you nuke us, please just aim for Florida and Texas and maybe whatever cave MTG is living in! Xoxo, Educated Americans
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
2025 has been pretty rough but I haven't seen any debate videos with Charlie Kirk getting destroyed by educated kids in a while, so it hasn't been all that bad!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The Riley Gaines effect. They think if they say horrible shit they can grift the smoothe brained MAGA out of their money. And it works every time!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
If you threaten to sue someone because they called you a closeted gay, you're 100% a closeted gay. But I enjoy watching the MAGA girls fight so bring out Judge Judy and grab some popcorn! 👩🏼‍⚖️🍿🌈
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
How are we supposed to trust someone to run the FBI who literally can't look anyone straight in the eyes?!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Hey guys get ready with me while I'm about to get assassinated and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel and hit that bell notification to know exactly when my next video hits called "My Funeral...Did the Jews do this or was it Karma?!"
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
That's a big fucking no! That creature helped set the fucking tent on fire so she can go down burning with the rest of the Nazi MAGAts! Fuck her and anyone else who voted for these braindead fucks! Stop with the kumbaya bullshit and call these assholes out for what they are!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
For what? Being creepy af?! Pretty sure he's the real life Pennywise!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Hand and mouth stuff still equals gay! Unless you say no homo before AND after! Lindsey Graham has been living off that loophole for decades!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Anybody want a (former Prince) Andrew and Fergie commemorative wedding cup? I have two for some reason! I'll even throw in a William and Kate mug! 😁 #Royals #NoLongerRoyal #Coffee #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
You know damn well she can't actually read the writing on the wall! I think "she tries to sound out the writing on the wall" is more appropriate!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Lindsey Graham read those emails and said
media.tenor.com
a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd and says i volunteer as tribute .
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd and says i volunteer as tribute .
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Oh no...it must feel terrible to not feel safe in the country you love! Bless her cold dead heart! I hope nothing but the worst for her!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
HER👏🏼FACE👏🏼ISN'T👏🏼REAL👏🏼 She told her plastic surgeon "You know the Crimson Chin from fairly oddparents? I want 3 of those side by said!"
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Which speech from a former First Lady did she plagiarize this time?
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
For many it's easier to just be told what to think and move on. As a gay in the south, I've been told to not be "too gay" and it's easier to just conform to what makes the straights comfortable. It ain't my job to make anyone comfortable! And to the "gays for trump" crowd...fuck you!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
She is the female Adam Driver. Can't act worth shit but bc they are attractive (he's not but middle aged women love him) people think they can act! Stop putting people in movies just bc they have big boobs and find real actors!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I'm so glad hardcore maga folks are finally seeing the truth. With that said, I wish, from the bottom of my soul, nothing but the worst for them. I hope they suffer every day knowing the pain they put millions of Americans through! Fuck every single person who ever voted for Trump!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Ever seen those videos of people with hyper realistic silicone masks? They look more human than her!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
That's literally exactly what they voted for!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
He doesn't watch TV....unless it's porn with his son!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Idk why people are annoyed that he always says he "didn't watch it" when asked about something trump said in an interview. It's a known fact that the only thing Mike Johnson watches on TV is porn with his son! Duh!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Damn Popeye really ate with that one!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The only heavy lifting any of them has done is their nightly platter of tendies and fresh breast milk!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The way he's holding that banana, two fingers on top two supporting the bottom, with the tied sweater is, and I mean this with my entire soul, the gayest thing I've ever seen!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Drug runners have submarine?! Also, they blew a sub up that was packed to the gills with fentanyl, in the ocean, and now the ocean is full of crack headed sharks and sea monsters?! We got Methalodons y'all!!!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Once we regain control and start getting this country back in some kind of order can we go through and kick anyone who supported this administration out of the military? We are not safe with MAGA zombies in our military!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
A simple hole punch would make it more realistic!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Nobody secretly loves gay men they can hook up with at Republican Conventions like Republicans! They have their boy toy back and all it'll cost them is a pack of ramen noodles this time!
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Heath @heathisme.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
You really only need a red crayon to finish the picture.
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