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Heath Allyn

@heathallyn.com
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Actor/voice actor/musician/singer/shenanigangster in Austin, TX. I love liminal spaces. Like eating and scrolling in my car.

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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 23/09/2026
Since I had to shave for a shoot today let’s do a poll. Which is your favorite Heath. Silver fox bearded Heath or smooth-faced Heath? I feel like the bearded picture has an unfair advantage with lighting and such but this is a silly social media poll, not science.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 16/09/2026
I can’t stand pranks but if I could I would post “Rest in peace (insert someone’s name). Oh they’re still alive I just hope they have a very restful night of peaceful sleep.”
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 03/09/2026
13 hours of practicing and rehearsals today. Grateful but TIRED.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 31/08/2026
I’ve been enjoying playing Star Wars: Zero Company and am fairly far into the game. I only just saw in a video that in the Den Upgrade screen there’s CREW AND WEAPONS UPGRADE TABS.I had totally missed that and had only been upgrading the facilities (first tab). FRUSTRATING.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 27/08/2026
Happy Star Wars: Zero Company day to those playing. Just finished the first mission and I’m digging it!
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 27/08/2026
I’ve been using the Helium web browser for many months now. I really hope it catches on and sticks around because I have no plans or reason to change unless it goes away.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 22/08/2026
Discotex (the ABBA tribute I play with) just learned “Summer Night City” which I think sounds like the theme song to an 80s action movie starring Nick Nolte. It’s awesome.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 18/08/2026
I was just entering an expiration date for something that was “2031” and for a moment I thought “Wait that can’t be right, that’s like a crazy sci-fi future date.”
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 17/08/2026
Just discovered a really cool 4 track recorder app on the phone called Blueprint 4-Track. Simple, elegant, well done. Really fun!
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 15/08/2026
The long details of my switch from Gmail to Fastmail. heathallyn.com/g-bye-gmail-...
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G-Bye Gmail, Hello Fastmail – Heath Allyn
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 15/08/2026
I have a Kindle Voyage. Any reason to upgrade to the latest models instead? My initial research says no. I’d love to hear personal opinions though.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 23/07/2026
Just saw a clip from the old “Land of the Lost” show which made me realize something I never had before. Enik, the advanced friendly sleestack wore clothes. Which emphasizes the total nakedness of the other sleestack. Like a hoard of naked people slowly shuffling after you.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 19/07/2026
I’ve been pretty frustrated with my acting career (if you can even still call it that) for quite a long time now so I’m going to relish the small win this week of having a “Straight to callback” with a top local casting director. At least I’m still in the game.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 19/07/2026
After the cancellation of the new Quantum Leap sequel series (which I liked) I’m glad to see Raymond Lee pop up in both Sugar and Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 17/07/2026
Anyone checked out "Lucky" on Apple TV? I love Anya Taylor-Joy but haven't heard anything about this show yet.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 16/07/2026
Assassin's Creed: Black Flag Resynced has totally consumed me. So much fun. An utter time vortex of "I'll just do one more thing." 3 days later...
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 13/07/2026
Ugh. Nothing like breakup dreams to set the tone for your day.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 10/07/2026
About 24 hours until load-in for our gig tomorrow and already I'm in pre-gig "waiting" mode. Can I leave yet? DEFINITELY NOT.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 10/07/2026
I miss Seti@Home. It was simple and just worked. Nowadays I run BOINC as well as Folding@Home to let my computer do work for science when it's idle, but both are finicky not super intuitive, especially for the average user.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 07/07/2026
Little known fact, “The Beatles“ didn’t spell it that way as a reference to a musical beat, they spelled it that way, because they liked to wear leather and beat up other bands and take their gigs. It’s a little known fact because it’s not true.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 04/07/2026
I'm gonna check out "Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed." Nobody can touch AppleTV these days for the sheer abundance of top tier shows. They've been the top of the game for many years now.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 03/07/2026
Tonight! Come out if you’re in Austin! A brand new Radiohead tribute followed by our Beatles tribute!
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 02/07/2026
Just discovered “The Hunt For Red October” is free on YouTube premium. I’ve always heard good things and I don’t think I ever saw it so here we go!
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 01/07/2026
The ennui is strong today. I'm tired. I watched a special about Disney cruises and it kind of made me think I just wanted to stop acting and playing music, and go live on a cruise ship or work at Galaxy's Edge for the rest of my life or something. Not worry about money or anything else.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 29/06/2026
Dear universe, I could sure use about $20K. Just putting that out there, thanks!
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 29/06/2026
Any time I’m leaving or coming home and I pass the cat asleep on his chair, I wanna pet him but also don’t want to disturb his slumber.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 29/06/2026
After a very long and crazy 3 gig weekend and 3 dog house sitting stint, I got home at like 5p and crashed out for 4+ hours. Could likely just stay in bed until tomorrow.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 27/06/2026
It was a HOT one both metaphorically and literally at The Palace Theater last night.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 26/06/2026
On gig days I’m always tempted to rehearse right up until the gig but I usually feel like it’s better to relax and save that energy for the gig. A few more reps USUALLY (but not always) isn’t going to make much difference.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 26/06/2026
Things my brain does #77398.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 26/06/2026
A fun one we learned for the Midnight Express show tomorrow night. Friday June 26 7p, The Palace Theater in Bryan, TX. Jeff Baxter playing on “Bad Girls” by Donna Summer.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 24/06/2026
Got a new pair of linen pants which are comfy and cool but they do that thing where any time you sit down it looks like you have a permanent boner.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 24/06/2026
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard some amazing solo and then looked it up and found out it was Steve Lukather. So many times. Friday June 26 we will@be playing this one at The Palace Theater in Bryan Texas with Midnight Express.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 22/06/2026
I hate squatty potties so much. I do not understand how people use them or maybe they just don't work with my physiology, and I just end up constantly tripping on them and smacking my heels into them.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 21/06/2026
It’s a very nappy Sunday afternoon. Brunch gig done. Next gig at 11p.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 21/06/2026
Another post just made me wonder if I could set up my FaceID to only open if I'm making a specific silly face. Then there's extra security. No one else would know that it only opens if I'm pulling a face. I'm tempted to try it.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 21/06/2026
Now onto dog sitting 3 dogs. The most I've ever taken care of! I've done 2 dogs and a cat before but never 3 dogs! All sweet, and 2 of them very chill. The basset (the youngest) however has a bark that can shake the foundations.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 21/06/2026
Musicians weren’t made for 9am load-ins. Well not this musician anyway. Here’s hoping I can sleep tonight.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 20/06/2026
A story I don't think I've ever told from my cruise ship days. heathallyn.com/like-two-shi...
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Like Two Ships Passing On A Ship – Heath Allyn
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 20/06/2026
Season 2 of Sugar on AppleTV has started in case you watch it and weren't aware!
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 20/06/2026
Star City has been slow but enjoyable. Episode 5 I particularly liked.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 19/06/2026
Hi I’m Heath Allyn, I’m 5’10” auditioning for the role of after-school special dad.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 19/06/2026
I just liked this image. Post-meditation looking over my guitar to the misty Austin skyline.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 19/06/2026
2 things that are just way better than they have any right to be: Welch's fruit snacks Lunchables. IDGAF what my age is. They rock.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 19/06/2026
When dog sitting turns meditation into petitation.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 18/06/2026
Woohoo! Thanks to everyone who voted for Discotex in the Austin Chronicle!
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 17/06/2026
My top 3 acting inspirations whose careers I would LOVE to even remotely emulate: Stephen Root Alan Tudyk Gary Oldman
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 15/06/2026
I’m intrigued by “Lucky” coming in July on Apple TV. I love Anya Taylor-Joy, and Apple has had the most great shows of anyone for years now, plus the premise sounds promising.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 15/06/2026
One downside of playing with so many bands and being a busy working musician is that sometimes I just want to play or learn something for fun, but then feel bad for not using that time to work on the full plate of things I need to be working on for upcoming gigs.
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Heath Allyn @heathallyn.com · 15/06/2026
Tis not only the season of being hotter than satan’s crotch, but tis also the season of the giant cockroach. So many reasons I wish I could move (not even getting into the politics) but my careers are all built here and I’m not starting over somewhere else!
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