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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures

@heartlesscreatures.bsky.social
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You don't have sex with Heartless. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs. My AC is set at 69 and the stereo at 11.

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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A few good men you're goddam right i did
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A few good men you're goddam right i did
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oof
Polymarket says may Collins may go below zero.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@dlpr.bsky.social, Grape Micropenis is no more! Heartless always wins! Heartless is undefeated! ALL HAIL HEARTLESS!
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only 63 people in the entire world care about Trump's shocking announcement.
63 window lickers are tuned into Trump TV.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
❤️ That would be the twins Kang and Kodos. Here's Rogue and Remy (siblings). We got all four about a week apart.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm sure if we trace the IP addresses of the 339 people watching over 300 will have accounts at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
339 people watching Trump TV.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're all over that in Virginia.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At least 889 people still think it's must see TV.
Dipshit Trump's all Trump all shit all the time youtubez channel doesn't even have a thousand window-licking rubes watching.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Daily Wire is getting desperate. I let their ads run so @meidastouch.com gets more money.
Daily Wire infidel ad on YT now has a 40% off banner.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Starting ....................Going
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, really! Thanks for the update! I didn't know shit sucked until your post! @schumer.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov @slotkin.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @repsuhas.bsky.social @thirdway.bsky.social #DumpChuck
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah, it keeps happening. You would think the greatest cabinet in history could figure this out.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here's the asshole's post. Fuck that guy.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Great. You assholes gonna tell us how high gas prices are again? Again, you losers have had 20 months. @schumer.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov @slotkin.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @repsuhas.bsky.social #DumpChuck
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You've had 20 months to fucking do something. We know shit is expensive, quisling. @schumer.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov @slotkin.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @repsuhas.bsky.social @thirdway.bsky.social #DumpChuck
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dude, if you're going to try to correct Heartless, you best be correct yourself.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, picked this up if you want to give me another excuse to send you a package.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@cbsnews.com
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump i did that
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I guess Pete is on the Natalie beat.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey, assholes! @schumer.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov @slotkin.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @repsuhas.bsky.social @thirdway.bsky.social #DumpChuck
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get ready for a fuckton of this, assholes. @schumer.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov @slotkin.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @repsuhas.bsky.social @thirdway.bsky.social #DumpChuck
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They'll dog Costanza all day yet give dear leader a pass.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She strayed from her lane.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jason Batemen the fuck you are.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tired and spent, Rafael Micropenis looked away He stood up and was heard to say I shall watch all her movies, including Big Tit Fanatic 7! I swear to do this every Nine Eleven! HAPPY CORY CHASE APPRECIATION DAY EVE EVERYONE!!!!
Cory Chase
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Twas the night before Cory Chase Appreciation Day When all through the Congress None stirred, not even Hawley and Cotton, who are prolly gay; Pornhub was cued to the incest scenes As the micropenises were alerted to the screens
Cory Chase
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For those unaware, today is Cory Chase Appreciation Day Eve. This is the day, where at the stroke of midnight, Rafael Micropenis Ilovemyuglywife Cruz, hits the play button for Cum to Mommy 2 and proceeds to ravage his micropenis for 14 hours straight. Or so the legend goes...
Cory Chase, the porn actress Rafael Micropenis Cruz likes to jerk it to on days of national tragedy.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kent brockman that'll hold those SOBs
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Iran:
Jason Bateman the fuck you are.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You don't understand English.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@sathirr.bsky.social making it too easy.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And they tell us we need Ai. This was about changing New Mexico to New America, btw.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He followed me after I changed my handle.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Remember that time you blocked me because you're a coward and had no clue how FOIA works, and you unblocked me because you love the cock?
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lol, he keeps doing this. He only followed me because of my handle.
Hakeem G loves me and wants my man meat. He only followed me because of my handle.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Awww, man, no staying power to speak of. Pussy, just like Hakeem.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Willfull ignorance is his superpower.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Called it. Nothing but a coward.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Called it. Dude admits he's a loser troll scared to have a real conversation.
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Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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