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Huge nerd. Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️. All my homies hate homophobes 🏳️‍🌈. Free Palestine 🇵🇸. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦. #1 Ukko Pekka Lukkonen hater.

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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 56m
Did somebody on the coaching staff read the recent @expectedbuffalo.bsky.social article? Lmao
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 9h
I have high hopes for tonight's Sabres game so please excuse any belligerent ranting if things go sideways
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They also hired Eric Staal to coach faceoffs and they stopped winning any at all
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That game last night got me fired up. I really have a hard time stomaching poor decision making and I think UPL getting the start despite Ellis having done more to earn it combined with the Powerplay looking the exact same as last year just broke my brain.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is what it is. On to the next game. Maybe they'll figure out the PP, maybe UPL will become good magically.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You'll see more movement out of corpses in a graveyard. Fuck.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate this conversation about personnel on the powerplay. It doesn't matter. No matter who you have on the ice if you just stand around making perimeter passes and taking low percentage shots the PP will remain ass.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rob Ray is such a dumbass lmao
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can't wait to hear excuses for the powerplay and goaltending in post game
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's so frustrating because statistically this is a good team. UPL and a toothless powerplay will easily neuter any chances of success though.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very true. Letting his no trade kick in was a major mistake.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gotta get some more low percentage shots from the perimeter, clearly that's the solution!
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some professional standing around again this powerplay. It's art honestly.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can we decline the penalty?
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah the powerplay is an embarrassment. There's no excuse for that. Goaltending is self inflicted this game. They had a guy play a solid game and instead decided to play the man made of Swiss cheese.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To be honest, I could care less that UPL was good last year. He has 0 consistency. Is Ellis any better? Probably not but you have to give the dude starts to find out. Shitty contracts shouldn't guarantee starts.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stars 4 goals on 1.94 xG Sabres 0 goals on 2.5 xG Must be nice to have good goaltending 😐
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Man Gives Thumbs Down with Funny Face
ALT: Man Gives Thumbs Down with Funny Face
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quite the dive from the Stars there!
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Leslie Knope's Iconic 'Knope Out' Mic Drop
ALT: Leslie Knope's Iconic 'Knope Out' Mic Drop
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Man Gives Thumbs Down with Funny Face
ALT: Man Gives Thumbs Down with Funny Face
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Expected that they'd go back to UPL but still disappointed. Ellis deserves another game at least. UPL has done nothing this season to lock up the number spot.
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
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Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope Ellis gets some more starts. He's just so much more steady in net than UPL.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good fucking win! Power is going to be a problem this season!
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nice goal but I stand by this
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That was fucking gorgeous! Let's go!
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tage is such a bum
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sabres can absolutely get back into this game but the guys that get paid to score goals need to start scoring goals
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Refs in mid season form I see
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Attaboy Sammy!
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Excited to see Ellis in net tonight. The Sabres have been playing good hockey so far this season (other than on special teams). If they can get some decent goaltending they'll be in business. Obviously he had a smaller sample last year but Ellis was generally pretty solid in net.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Greg Rousseau confirmed fellow weeb
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That said I've never been a huge fan of his game. Might go back and look at last season when I have some time to see if he had similar tendencies.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
100% there's going to be a settling period given the changes to the roster. There's no radon they can't clean that stuff up. I'm admittedly not much of an expert but the goals UPL let in that were clearly on him were rough but I think it is stuff he could clean up
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He does however appear to have a leaky 5 hole that teams will continue to exploit. He also seems to be having a hard time tracking the puck so far this season. Small sample and I'm no expert but these feel like mostly fixable issues.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just went back and watched every goal at .25 speed and in UPLs defense this team loves letting opposing players set up in front of the net unchallenged
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good News: Sabres have a top ten expected goals per 60 minutes differential so far Bad News: Sabres have a bottom ten actual goals per 60 differential (driven by the worst save percentage in the league and -3.87 goals saved above expected )
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Might not have to fight that food coma after all!
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Made homemade sauce and meatballs and proceeded to eat entirely too much. Going to be fighting the food coma to get through the Sabres game
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very truck guy thing to do
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's genuinely confusing how they can't seem to identify the issues that the average fan could point out. Standing around and passing the puck around the perimeter is exactly what other teams want you to do. How is there nobody in the organization capable of addressing these issues?
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Louis Crevier is a better overall hockey player than Bowen Byram. That said, maybe Byram can pull a Burns and switch to forward for a bit? Might be able to add some value that way.
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've seen this one before
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HockeyStatCards @hockeystatcards.com · 02/10/2026
#NHL Game Score Impact Card for Buffalo Sabres on 2026-10-01: #LetsGoBuffalo #Sabres
Buffalo Sabres Impact Card
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sucks to lose but I actually liked a lot of what I saw from the Sabres. Get some saves, don't let PP1 on the ice together anymore, and stop being so damn frantic and I'll be happy
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Helenius!
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Quick! Everybody stand still and pass the puck around the perimeter!
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was so funny hearing him talk about how it's "the players power play" and not his during preseason. You're telling me the guys who play like dogs with zoomies at even strength are choosing to stand around with the man advantage?
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Tyler @headpooi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's wild to me that a team that focuses on speed at 5 on 5 for some reason thinks slowing everything to a crawl on the power play is the move
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